“HOW I KEPT MY EYE INFECTION, WITH WEEKS OF PEACE HEALTH EYE DOCTORS; A SENIOR STORY OF MEDICAL CARE IN THE WILLAMETTE VALLEY, EUGENE, OREGON”

(OREGON- ARTIST IMAGE OF CURRENT FIELD OF MEDICINE, WILLAMETTE VALLEY)

IN the first place, there’s no doctor (in my clinic) available in Peace Health medical clinics, at any time for at least a month here. That’s why my friend Caroline TRIES TO GO TO SALEM, TO GET THE REAL GOOD MEDICAL CORPORATION. (SHE TRIES.) i, being a regular senior on medicare and social security, am stuck in the Valley Willamette, of the LA traffic, freeways, and SMOG . (So much for the pretty pictures painted by “Oregon” and “Eugene” magazines, which I won’t go into. )

Years ago, I’d have been going to UCMED CENTER ON PARNASSUS AVE, in San Francisco,and I would have gotten rid of the constant yellow drip of the goo in my left eye’s corner. It’s been going on for over a MONTH, and they still can’t get rid of it.It came with a sinus infection,(which is gone, courtesy of “Eugene Urgent Care, 1800 Coburg rd. Eugene, OR”, and that’s probably where I am headed again. 

The  Medical Peace Health eye-doctor not only can’t get rid of it, he doesn’t have time to see me; hah hah (and i don’t wanta see him at least not in my left eye, joke) but my regular medical doc refuses to see me cause this  eye doctor started the care.–

and doctors stick together here; if one screws you up, the others also won’t help you.

 TRUE. Eugene Urgent Care started it, and obviously, after Peace Health eye-doctors can’t get rid of it, and now REFUSE to see me, who am I left with?

That’s, right, a hike off to good old Eugene Urgent Care, cause they at least WILL SEE ME, (unlike my medical Dr, or even his cohort Doc, at good old Peace Health medical clinic —,and then you don’t have to wonder WHY I get asthma, bronchitus, and sinus infections with infected eyes.

Eugene has SMOG.    VERY SERIOUS-L.A.-SMOG.

(Officially, I don’t have the CHRONIC asthma, and bronchitus yet, the  TRAFFIC pollution hasn’t killed me that excessively yet. but it’s been predicted.) 

THE FUN OF LOOKING FORWARD TO THE FUTURE!!DYING AND BEING OLD IN PAIN, MAKES DEATH LOOK GOOD.

(with at least the right eye.)

“Why is it taking you so long to blog?” asks Caroline,looking over my shoulder.”There’s a couple reasons for that,”I replied, hen-pecking=away.”I no longer have any dictation-program, they all crashed out.I have to type, and i’m in CONSTANT PAIN.–i GAVE UP ON DUMB, LOCAL COMPUTER HELP; AND–Dr. SAYS,”leave me alone, go take what you already got,for pain.”His whole clinic said that.

“GO AWAY!!! OBAMACARE SWAMPED US, there’s no doctors in the USA any more unless yer rich!!and medicare is GONE!!  UNFUNDED!!”  Obviously, i’m nor rich. rich people don’t blog about THESE PROBLEMS. The Met Costume Institute Gala Annual, that’s their blog!!  

“So you’re really going back to Urgent Care on Coburg>” said Caroline, reading my future. “Yes,”i reply,”I am now one of the great unwashed ill masses, who have govt. insurance, and ain’t rich!!And I missed marrying into the Bush-Oil family!” (any old rich codgers out there? I still like men, somewhat–especially rich ones.)

“Well, my hard-working contractor hubby dumped me,”sighed Caroline.”Welcome to the other great poverty bunch; women alone with kids.” (Double-groan) In Oregon, its double-diget,or triple-numbers cause Oregon women HAVE TO HAVE KIDS!!!  it is required!!  even while single!! (??) Don’t ask me why, ask them.

As I make ready for my very important trip(s) to Eugene Urgent Care, I remember what Canada and Britain said to America, and our uninsured people; “You need to get socialist-govt. medical insurance, like us!!You capitalist idiots!!”

And they are correct; now our fed. govt. and insurance companies are fat and happy, and we’re entrenched in the dirty,filthy ERs of London, waiting for 8 hrs. with a broken hand, which gets tied together finally with a popsicle stick.(No doctors avail. in London.)–or, we WILL BE.

And, like Canadians, we have to go over the borders, to other countries next door, to get medical care, with money—OH, YES, THAT’S STILL our fabulous future!!

“What are you going to do, if they can’t fix it?” says Caroline, while I queue up to wait, at the drop-in.”I(f they can’t  fix it, I eventually do this”, I reply, yellow goo min my left corner of eye again, ouch. “OK, the only people getting real medical care will be the rich, right?”  “Yeah, so what?” 

“So I get a gun,or two, partners, and we set out to kidnap and hold hostage for a billion, very rich KIDS of wealthy people!!”  Caroline looks dismayed. “And we either get all the money, retire to a healthy part of South America, and pay MONEY TO DOCTORS, which is what they really WANT AND DEMAND!!–NOT this worthless govt. shit!!–either way, I either get my left eye well, or—I get probably all of me dead!!” which is a fair trade off.

I either get my left eye well, or I have a terrific gun-battle with police, & FBI, and finally get out of pain and infection!!–and I get outta this grim, horrible life!!!(No way I am going to fucking prison, kiddos, unless it’s got full medical care!!!)

Does it? Who cares? Not me. (an you imagine, me getting CANCER? FORGEDDABOUTIT.)

We seniors spent our whole lives, paying huge soc.sec. taxes and income taxes to the fed, govt. and now, they tell us”Forget it, Obumacare (!!!) comes first!!  And govt. employees, and political representatives, and the RICH get medical treatment!!  You dumb taxpayers can go SHIT IN A FILTHY CLOSET TO GET A DOCTOR!!!—OR GO KIDNAP THE KID OF A RICH BUSH!!” (Eventually, some day, very likely.) 

“And WHAT CAN YOU DO, TO FORCE US TO GIVE BACK THE TAXES? HAH HAH YOU DUMB TAX-PAYERS!!!”

And another reason why, I just paid another donation to the NRA, National Rifle Assoc., and it was worth every penny.

WHY THE HELL didn’t I pay all those taxes to THEM INSTEAD?

Something for you young tax-payers to think about, in Eugene, OR. OUCH, my eye really hurts!!!  fuck!!

(Sandraminadotty, going out to shoot tin-cans off, in a woodland setting, but one-eyed shootists have to practice, too.)   🙂

(PS—TO THE FBI:  THIS PERSON WRITING THIS BLOG , IN REALITY IS NOT PLANNING TO COMMIT CRIMES AGAINST ANY PERSONS, OR GOVTS, OR ANY ORG. OR BUNCHES OF SOCIAL-CLASSES. THIS IS A FUN, FANTASY, CREATIVE-HUMOUR BLOG.—NOT ANY FACTUAL AMT. OF INFO. AT ALL. the author constantly bitches and complains, for humour; oh, yes.   –SIGNED, SANDRAMINADOTTY.

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“FBI IGNORES CYBER-CRIME TERRORISTS, DOES NOT CARE, HANGS UP ON YOU!!!–IN WA DC, CYBER-TERRORIST-TIPS-LINE HATES TO BE BOTHERED!!!!—in Eugene OR”

(childrens’ painting in 1rst grade)

“I got hacked,”I said to my good buddy, Caroline. “How do you know?” good buddy asked. “They very  politely told me so,”I   replied.

.”THEY TOLD YOU, THEY HACKED YOU?”   Caroline replied..”Yes,”i said, throwing my phone thru the air, barely missing the cat.”‘And since the guy sent me an email, with his email address,.I tried to phone the  cyber-terrorist line, in WA DC, where they  hog all your taxes,WA  DC, HEE HEE!– AND when I gave them the guy’s email, the website, and told them the guy got all my personal ID, THE WOMAN ON THE CYBER-TIP-LINE KEEPS HANGING UP ON ME!”

“Sounds to me,” replied Caroline, looking at the cold rain,”like they aren’t interested in cyber-terrorism. are they?”

“No, “I said,”do you think I can get comcast to help me?” “They don’t really care,do they”??  “NAHHHH—” I replied glumly..”I think I’ll dump comcast, and go get cheaper Centurylink internet.” “Good idea!!” said Caroline.

“–But what about the BOMBS?” i Complained further. “WHAT bombs?” asked my good buddy.

“The bombs that the cyber-terrorists on Veehd.com, are talking about exploding in the USA?”

“BOMBS going off in the USA?” “Yes, soon,in the future,” I whined.

“didn’t you tell them that?” asked a disturbed Caroline. 

“I told them, the veehd.com cyber-terrorists stole all my id!!!” i whined some more. “Why should they care” “Hey, I pay their taxes!!” Caroline said,”Stop doing that!!” 

“Stop doing what? calling the cyber-crime hot line?”

.”No, stop paying them taxes!!!!” replied Caroline. 

“Good idea, my ID got ripped off, my bank acct. got stolen, i don’t have taxes -money now!!” “They’ll throw you in prison,” said Caroline.” “Well, can’t get water outta a stone,” I whined.

“It’s ok, everything is going to get bombed, remember?”  “Oh, yeah, guess they don’t wanta know,”I whined. “Especially since, aren’t they—?”  “Yeah, bombs on the rose garden, too, forgot to tell em that.” “Its ok, guess someone will notice that.Maybe so.why tell em??”

“Yeah, i can’t report a bad terrorist crime to WA DC, not like they’re listening!!”  “No, NOT like they listen, why tell them anything?” 

“Ok, when the bombs go pop, can I say,”I tried to tell you so”??”  “Yes, give em a razzz!!!”

“Why do you suppose that Boston marathon bombing happened anyway?”  “Someone tried to tell em about that one, too. blah!! they’ll find out any how.” 

“Don’t you hate having a huge big govt.?”  “I do, and i hate paying for it, i’m going to hang up on the IRS!!!   BYE, IRS!!!”

(BYE, WA DC!!!  STOP hanging up on us all, you assholes!!!)  we’re hanging up on you. >:) .

(sandraminadotty stops phoning in any more terrorist tip lines, you too?)

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“HOW TO GET GOOD CHINESE FOOD DELIVERED IN EUGENE. OR” —BIG CHANCE!

(  ANGRY TAXPAYERS VALUE OBAMACARE NEWS)

“wow, what happened to my blog? this gravitar took over!!” I was tearing my hair out,trying to get into my blog posts, and running into “Gravitar takes over, you should be grateful!!”.

I was just trying to do my usual blog posting, but this fucking monster software put on me by weirdo word press had taken over my entire dashboard. Oh, no, hackers again!!”Lena Dunham is unhappy about Hillary? “”  “It’s that show where the weird, fat tattooed misfit girl takes her clothes off, and no one wants to see it,” replied Caroline, hanging around as usual. –and she was right, no one wanted to see it.

I also got whapped with statistics pages, and gravitar wanted to “wrap me in happiness, and put me in my pod”???  Was this the invasion of the Blog-snatchers?  Even MY DUMB BLOG? oh, yes, that no one wanted to see?

“Caroline,” I mulled over in my mind,” do you still know that guy who you can hire to put bad viruses into some one’s websites? hmm??”  “He got arrested by the feds, but he’s out on bail,” she replied.”I can ask him if he needs cash to run off to Canada.I think he’s going to do that.”

“What experience does he have?”  “He was part of the transfer of millions of bucks from foreign govts. to the Clinton charity,” she replied calmly.”___which is why he’s out on bail.but he’s still doing business.” “He’s going to jump bail? from the feds??”I was surprised. “How can he do that?” “Easily,” she said.”He’s going to jump to one of those foreign countrys he helped the Clinton charity connect with.But i’d ask him for the virus now, before some govt. executes him.”

“Hmm..” I mulled over again;”Maybe I better skip that for now.”. Why would I want to buy a virus,and suddenly get subpenoaed by the FBI to witness crime?–that i paid for? OOPs, NAAAH!!! I wasn’t part of the Clinton Charity-Party-Fund-candidate-intrusion??  I had minor crimes, i wanted to keep those.”Caroline,”I queried.”How can a Hillary being investigated for huge tax fraud, run for president at the same time? Is that legal?”

Caroline was still pissed off over the Kowloon restaurant sending us COLD CHINESE FOOD by their delivery. Could you only get cold-take-out-delivery Chinese in Eugene? What fabulous foods were available in Eugene and Lane county?”Non-gluten pastry,” said Caroline.”NON-gluten? what the hell? I LIKE my gluten!” I was upset.”Nobody glutens like a native! Crap, i’m going back to Abby’s pizza, at least they deliver hot!!”  And they had plenty of the gluten I craved in my diet.

“Now,” said Caroline, humming,”If you were the prez. of the US, you could change the Constitution to include thin crispy crust, and force all the Chicago deep-dish to get arrested. He does that every day,invents his own culinary-constitutionalism. ”  “I know,” I grumbled,” but the American oligarchy can do anything they want, to pastry and dough.–Even get rid of all the gluten,and change the laws of nutrition and baking!!–NO CAKE!!  NO BREAD!! JUST OBAMACARE!! you can’t eat Obamacare!!”

— you usually had to just pay more, extra taxes to the fed.  HOW were you going to buy pizza with that??NOPE.

We were really trying to avoid all the serious candidate-for-prez. stuff everywhere, which was well planned as a very entertaining, three-ring-circus, so entertaining, no one could take it seriously.

It had nothing to do with WHO WAS RUNNING THE DAMN COUNTRY!!  It was the Bob Hope-entertaining-the-troops–, which had placed us in credit-deficet of the entire world. We had Bread and Circuses- running-for-prez-comedy-sitcoms, but other countries and huge corporations really owned our land, and ran the fed. govt. Talk about distraction from reality!!

“You have to admit, though,” said Caroline,”this election-circus-wild-Broadway-musical-election game IS VERY ENTERTAINING. It takes your mind off your dwindling retirement money, while the stock market bails out–again.”

“Yeah,” I like Rubio,”I said,”He’s pretty darn good. and he’s hot!!Listen to some of those hard-line, agressive, macho-hubba-hubba-comments he makes!!” I sighed, looking at his head shot.”How could a semi-citizen make such macho-male statements? How can he be so honest? wow, i’m in love!!”   

“AAAhhh, you always vote for the good-looking candidates, ” scolded Caroline.”There’s more to a president than good Hispanic looks.” “Not really,”I replied.”Look how destructive Obama was; he was really a busy little bee in office!!Maybe if he were HANDSOMER, and lazier, we’d be in less debt. today!! Besides, the executive power of the Prez. has become too much, over-riding the representatives of the people!!” “Hm..” said Caroline, answering the door-bell,” there’s something to be said for executive-sloth; at least they don’t do much damage. heh” 

“Ahh, you did order Abby’s, good for you,” I commented as we opened the delivery-pizza box.”No jalapenos?I hope.” “No,” said Caroline, getting an extra bottle of milk from the fridge,”I know how far your Latino roots go. –no further than avocados. and tame Salsa.” “And corn-tortilla chips,” I replied. “What’d you do with the Tabasco sauce” “Right here with the Chinese-hot-mustard.” 

We tuned into Fox news channel, which had the political-three-ring-circus entire; everyone was SO entertaining!!–promising jobs,promising money, promising heaven and hell!!–promising non-corruption, promising to fix the crooked govt.!! –and all the bad guys,Hillary, opposite the White Knight, Trump!!–the conservatives wining out, the liberals trounced? We get back our country??

–At least the PIZZA was real. burp. 

(sandraminadotty, munching out in Eugene OR)  🙂  .

 

(HEY, GRAVITAR, GO TO FUCKING BLOODY HELL, AND I HOPE THEY BURN DOWN BLEEDIN’ SAN FRANCISCO AGAIN, WITH YOU IN IT!!!   THE ONLY THING SAN FRANCISCO SHOULD HAVE IN IT, IS THE JEFFERSON AIRPLANE!!!  WE HAVE SPOKEN.)   iF THIS sounds like i am discomforted, I am.–mostly bout the State of the Union.But ol’ Eugene -it’s “ethnically challenged.”

“WHAT I CAN MANAGE,IN THE NEW YEAR, 2016–NOT MUCH!! PAIN, MY BACK, AND FIBROMYALGIA, IN EUGENE, OR”

(ART STOLEN FROM NYC GALLERY)

A “not-for-liberals”-view of the new year:

WELL, SCREW 2016!! WHAT DO WE HAVE??  A PRESIDENT WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT WE HAVE A CONSTITUTION!! THAT is because he gets his orders and commands from other sources than the USA.

OH, C’MON, ISN’T IT OBVIOUS?

HE’S not taking his orders from the voters, he’s got his beenie wired for international connections; and big fat corporations he’s sucking up to.The sucking is so loud, you can hear the Hoover sucking up every beltline in WA DC and beltlines in Oregon.

SUCK,SUCK,SUCK!!! 

AND WHO’S THE QUEEN OF VAMPIRES, SUCKING UP ALL; THE BLOOD FROM DYING DEMOCRATS SHE CAN GET???

HILLARY ISN’T A HOOVER VACCUM, SHE FORMED HER OWN SUCKING-COMPANY-WITH MILLIONS OF BUCKS FROM FOREIGN INVESTORS-I MEAN, BRIBERS–SHE’S NOW THE VACCUM OF ALL MACHINES, SUCKING UP TO EVERYONE, AND ANYONE–

BUT I digress. but from what??oh, yeah, my bad health, and bad past, and no money, and bad health. so its not more interesting than the blood-suckers in the fed. govt.–at least they seized the power to suck every last drop of blood from this sold-to-vultures-country.

(I do like my new customization of my blog lettering. it is more readable. you can see the whole title, and actually READ THE TEXT.) 

–Not that I write anything that important, snicker.Compared to the dirt and shit in the White House and the fed. govt., i am very clean.Mr. Obama, I am Snow White compared to you, and Ms, Hillary.  You can eat off my kitchen floor, compared to the filth and crap spread all over the White House Dome and Oval Office. 

But what could possibley clean up all this epidemic of piss and shit covering WA DC and their cute little Beltway??

I will predict–AH HA—-the shadow of an angry military junta, mayhaps, taking over the fed. govt., just to keep us from being invaded by ISIS and creeping, broken borders.

You doubt this??

The mood of the electorate is, “Stop all the fucking around, democrats and republicans, and start protecting us from being invaded and destroyed!!””–oh, and,” fuck you, we’re not giving up our guns  .Not the way you manage our defense!! Every member of the population will need a firearm, or 2 or 3, just to fight back and keep from getting slaughterd!!”

.This is the way the govt. ends, not with a bang, but a population afraid for its life, forced into arming itself to the teeth!!)

(Sorry for all the politicking, this issue, but the country is trying to tell Mr. Obama, and Ms, Hillary, we’d rather have a military-right-wing-junta-take-over-  the dumb fed. govt. and the greatly soiled Oval office!!!  At least a military right-wing-trump-or-NRA-SUBSIDIZED-govt. might keep us alive.

That is the state of the nation; the natives are angry, restless, afraid, and buying firearms and ammo like it was candy.

And Ms. Hillary, by the way; you are no more a FEMINIST than I am a deep-sea diver, diving for pearls in the South Seas. what you are, is defrauding the IRS OF MILLIONS OF BUCKS IN TAXES. guess what, you’re not legally eligible to be president in that state. You can’t rule the country from prison.

SORRR—EEE, HILLL–ARR–EEE!–YOU WHORE.  YOU need to go whore off the WA DC beltway at rush hour, cause that’s your real job description. –sell every BODY-PART, and every thing you can!!

WHY NOT KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK??

AND take mr. Obama to pimp you out, cause his mouth is where all the money is.–(don’t forget the pipe and the crack, sweetie.)

The only reason I am being so blunt, and nasty, about the fed. govt. and our “leaders“ , is, I, like the rest of Americans, even in Eugene, Oregon, recognize that our “leaders” are not doing their jobs any more!! they’re selling us out, pimping out our country, and putting whores and crack-heads in the White House.

Therefore, I predict, that the citizens will NOT GIVE UP THEIR FIREARMS, OR ULTIMATELY THEIR FREEDOM.

THEY MIGHT SOMEDAY FORCEIBLY TAKE IT BACK. i don’t think a whore and a crack-head will be enough to stand in their way. But, that’s just me, my family has been here since the Revolutionary War; I can’t see any reason to stop fightiing to keep it (no  matter who it got sold to) and i’m only an old lady, in Eugene, Oregon. –Consider the burning tempers of folks a lot fiercer than me ,and just as angry..

That’s my prediction for 2016; hold onto your hats, it’s going to be a bumpy ride.

(SANDRAMINADOTTY, a little old lady in Eugene, Oregon, for winter 2016)–and that’s a quote from Bette Davis,.

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