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“MAY SHOWERS BRING SLUGS,POLLEN,SMOG,AND MORE SHOWERS!” IN EUGENE OR

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there I was,trying to read the RG,( which is the lately gone by soon to be so late, not great,10th rate, Eugene register guard newspaper) when I noticed that online, it said it was going to START CHARGING MONEY FOR ONLINE NEWSPAPER. Wow!

They were going to charge me, for the luxury of THEM telling me, what I should hear, and what I should think, when what I really think is, THANK GOD! – I won’t have to read this stupid paper anymore, because I will stop paying for it. Hallelujah.

.that is the irony of the news media online, deciding to charge you money for reading their newspaper online. All of us are going to be so much happier now, dancing in the streets, and without any worries or cares,because we can just choose not to pay for the news anymore, and we won’t have to listen to it.

Like I said above, hallelujah. You don’t have to be religious to enjoy this one.

for example,I won’t have to read the article it says “public transit system offers freedom”, and then it says that the huge monster bus route downtown, called the EMX, that is going to cost us millions to maintain, while we cut all the regular bus routes for a few gloriously luxuriant commuters, probably students from the University of Oregon mostly, who just fly back and forth from Springfield to downtown Eugene, or use the EMX as a shuttlebus, is “our ridership productivity ranks LTD in the top 5% of all systems nationwide.”

However, Doris Towery did not say WHAT SYSTEM she was talking about. Probably one of the rings of hell in the lower system. She has a very good relationship with Satan.

Because, in the rumor mill of all the scuttlebutt in Eugene Oregon, everybody knew that Doris Towery was sleeping with Mayor Kitty, and it was very hush-hush. Not because they were, oh, I don’t know, maybe, LESBIANS, so much as it was that they were, that is Doris was, “sleeping her way upstairs” as we used to say. But in those days, it was slightly different. But not much.

None of this was my affaire, (not that I wanted to HAVE their affaire, bloody hell,) but here I was trying to catch a bus in Eugene Oregon, and the little booklet and brochure told me this bus was supposed to be here, at this time, and in this region of the county. And I waited for two hours for it.

Then a sympathetic passerby in a car said “Lady, it’s not going to do you any good to try and catch a bus in this County. They just don’t RUN. And when they do run, YOU better RUN, they have a good reputation for running over people.””is that why all these people are taking bicycles everywhere?” I asked.

Yes, he said and also they had a regular weekly gamble, on which bus driver, could hit the most bicycles, per week and win.what did the winner get? Just some free drink tickets to one of the best, rather, sleaziest bars downtown to tie one on, and forget what town you’re in.

from the way he talked about it, it sounded like a very popular pastime.

from all the huge amount of traffic congestion, and the amount of cars squished into the smallest amount of space, everywhere, and looks like it wouldn’t be hard to hit a couple of bicycles in one hit.and here I was trying to take a nonexistent bus, which, bus lines had been cut to save the money for the very downtown local, very limited area EMX.

for a town that advertised itself as “eco-friendly”, it had an amazing amount of smog and smog creators. I had never seen so many cars outside of downtown Los Angeles, on some of the worst loop to loop freeways. And the AIR was about the same.

My feet were bad, as usual, and I had to hike a couple blocks, just to figure out if there WERE bus lines anymore, even around downtown. It looks like everybody relied on TAXIS; taxis and bicycles. Gee, what did they think they were, Switzerland? Or Paris?the next thing you know, everybody in Eugene will be wearing their hair very dirty. Very Parisian.

Finally I got, on my weary feet, to a main drag Highway, and tried to motion with my hand and arm, trying to stop one of the taxis I saw go by. There went “Jerry’s taxi”; and there goes “Margaret’s taxi,” and finally going by me very fast, “George Peppard taxi”. I waited in vain for a very dark looking cab, to go streaking by, ignoring me, and it was labeled “Belafonte’s taxi”. On the next corner, I could see it picking up a very tired and heavy black woman.

HEY, that’s reverse discrimination! That’s REVERSE/TAXI/DISCRIMINATION! You guys are trying to imitate New York City.– only in reverse.

But still, the endless teaming, hysterical, rolling and lumbering, noisily, and smogily masses of cars trucks and vehicles poured on by me, relentless, insignificant, tired, talking on cell phones, putting on makeup, reading books, doing their nails, but  not, PICKING ME UP.

all right, if I was going to get home before late midnight, somehow at least I would get even with all these rolling, bouldering, torrentialy hideously tolling on by –traffic, making New York City traffic and Los Angeles traffic, and even Buenos Aires traffic, look insignificant in comparison. So I decided to get even with all of them, because it wasn’t, doing its Oregon thing right.

(“ORY-GUN!” pronounce it RIGHT, MAN!)

I put my purse and my belongings down on the sidewalk where I was standing. I gathered my wits about me, don’t say, “you don’t have any to gather”, started to focus on the clouds above, and tried to remember my old Indian chief, and the lessons he gave me on how to summon rain and storms, miles and miles of muck and mire, and basically RAIN. RAIN. RAIN!

Because in Oregon it used to RAIN 10 MONTHS out of the YEAR. We were in a drought, for the 10th year, and it was time to end it even if I had to bring down the non-Anglo-Saxon gods, that were here long before white men came over, cut everything down, and killed everybody.

There I stood, focused and somber, remembering the noble red man, and the fact that he lost all his wars, but he did know how to do one thing; make it rain. And I had been taught the very best of the best, Indian rain dances.

So I started to dance, fortunately, nobody was watching me; I still get self-conscious.and sure enough, heavy dark clouds were gathering above, fortuitously shaking loose streaks of lightning and thunder, and me, here with open arms, welcoming the bountiful resource of the gods.

Okay it was water.

and boy did it start to rain; I was stuck way down 16th St. by the Old Navy stockyard, but kind of downtown, but trying to avoid the masses of highways, feeding onto the freeway.

And it didn’t start raining a little bit at first; it just went – SPLASH!SPLLLLOSH!!   WHAMMM!!  GAA-FOOOSH!SPLOOOSH!SPLAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOHH!

I couldn’t begin to describe the sound of massive amount of rancid, frozen matter, translucent and  icey descending from the heavens. You didn’t have to believe in God; just water. But why did it look that way and act that way? There it was, huge piles of grainy gook, falling down, hitting everything and SPLLLOOOSHING!!— but it was brown, hazy grainy, mucky,slimey frozen goog-it-eee-gook!

since when did rain fall down that way?what the heck was it?

I tried to get into a doorway, to avoid the tremulous downpour, but suddenly realizing what it was. It was China’s BROWN AIR, on the Gulfstream winds, that carried it far across the oceans, up up above, and then putting it into the air system of this continent. We were getting rain from BROWN AIR.

Everybody was shrieking and yelling, those who were out in it, and it hit the cars and the traffic onslaught, causing a lot of them to veer off, and crash into each other;people around here were bad drivers anyhow, and all the outsiders outside of Oregon, who came here had no idea how to drive in regular rain. And this was even WORSE, it was slimy and GUIY, sickening and filthy full of bacteria and who God knows what else! I even spotted a pile of receipts, with Chinese writing on them, spilling down in a spray and hitting the sidewalk.

Well, they sure were giving us the business!

I finally was able to get one of the taxis that had to get off the highway, and parked, to avoid the wobbling and slippery sliding automobiles,who all hit each other and crashed.it was really a horrible mess, along with all the blood, broken glass, screams and moans, fire alarms, and trains blowing their horns. It was one of those BROWN catastrophes. I just wanted out of it.

I was sure lucky with that taxi, he took me all the way home, even though it cost me a fortune. On the way, he commented “what the FUCK is this world coming to? We have garbage water and garbage rain? Is this stupid global warming inventing new ways to terrorize us?!”

I sure had to keep my mouth shut, in the future, about my ability to make it rain; even when the thing that came down was China’s BROWN AIR.I said, trying to ignore the brown mold on the windshield, and on the sides of the car windows, squishing down, “oh, maybe were just having non-boring weather for once.” he replied “if this is not boring,I’ll settle for BORING!”and then added as an afterthought – “why can’t we just continue our regular ten-year drought, and ignore all the stupid rain for once? This state gets too soaked all the time anyway!you know what they were? They were MONSOONS!”

I could see that we were going to get into an argument before I got home; a lot of the taxidrivers were independent, radical, insufferable, and usually left-wing to the point of shrieking aloud “death to all Republicans! DEATH!” It was best not to talk to taxi drivers here, they all had some kind of gripe, and if you didn’t stay out of it, the gripe extended to you.

 Suddenly, in a paranoid manner, YOU became the monster capitalist pigs of the filthy capitalist regime.in triplicate! Suddenly, even though you didn’t vote Republican or anything else, YOU became the scurge of the nation!

“nice weather were having,” I smiled sweetly, not even trying to be ironic. And added suddenly, “I never had ANYTHING to do with it!”

we were just coming home, to my relief, when he said point blank, “WHY would you have anything to do with the weather?” And fixed a nasty look in his eye. I tried to look innocent; “I just wished for a little rain, that was all, just a little teeny bit. Not much.” And I paid  the fare  really quickly, included a tip, and got the hell out of a taxi and into my house. The brown gookie rain and cascading hailstorms were still flooding the streets, everyone’s home, and everybody’s yard and pounding on the roofs.

I  got out of my ground-up, dirty slimy frostbitten and bacteria laden Oriental Chinese Brown rain-saturated clothing, and decided to dump them on the garbage. There was no way I was going to get that stink out! they smelled of sweaty, tortured, slave run factories, full of trashy high-fashion clothing and purses, headed for the idiots who bought them, made by the poor little creeps who were finagled into making them.

So much for Chinese business success. I wouldn’t want it myself.well, all of the nation didn’t have it any longer;we didn’t have any choice.I turned on the news, to see if anything about our torrential, discombobulated -hell-of-hail had swept the whole city away yet.

I wondered suddenly, would there be any complications with our REGULAR SMOG in our air?would we now get “super – discombobulated – muck and mire for air”? Would we all be breathing MUD anytime soon? I didn’t think I could handle that I already had allergies.even as a kid, playing with mud pies, I still didn;t want to BREATHE IT; I just wanted to EAT it LIKE ANY NORMAL KID.

(  TO BE CONTINUED)

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“THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE AREN’T FREE!!IN EUGENE,OREGON”

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MAY about 22nd, local elections are over:

the people have LOST. http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign 

the taxes have WON. http:/Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

and in Eugene Oregon, once again,all we homeowners have to go back to eating dog food cans, cat food cans, to pay off the new jail fees, and the new school taxes. http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

Too bad that all the little nasty kids, we are forced to pay for, don’t eat the dog food instead of us. I’m getting sick of dog and cat food, maybe I should EAT the mayor instead.

Put her on a nice spit, cut out her eyeballs, tear out all the toenails on her feet, and let Pythons nibble off her eyelids. That’s good for a start. http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesignchainsaw

then,we could cut off the palms of both of her hands, and make sure to cut her feet off at the ankle without anesthetic. And throw them in a pot of water to make feet soup. And we make her drink it.  http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

Naturally all this gourmet cooking is going on while she’s still alive. Otherwise it wouldn’t work!you know how old-fashioned, traditional, native recipes go, if you don’t do them exactly right, the meat doesn’t fall off the bone, into the sauce correctly. http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign 

Of course she’s an old bird, so I’ll have to liberally pour flaming cognac on her when we serve it.she’s plenty liberal.

Of course were going to have hors d’oeuvres, and I was thinking the fingers of Lane County commissioners would do very well, along with some cilantro and their kids tongues and undeveloped sexual organs. As for their wives, you need to broil them very well, to get all the fingernail polish off.Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign  http:// http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

Have I left anybody out, or any dish? I think not. With this richness and gourmet ingredients, we really won’t need dessert. http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

This whole meal will be JUST DESSERTS.http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

I am dreaming of this menu, and planning it out in real life, and trying to figure out just how much money I have to pay, to have the ingredients kidnapped, trussed, and held captive alive in a furtive warehouse, overnight. http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign http:/Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

I want the ingredients to be fully alive, aware and lobster like, so they know exactly what’s going on right down to the last sliver of flame, for the extra barbecue.

I love barbecues don’t you?  http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

My neighbors next door, and I knew we were going to be very short of food, when all the new taxes and fees past, and instead of cans of dog food all the time, probably what we should do is “look to the government to solve our problems”. That’s how we made up this little menu, and anything that we don’t eat, will be packed up and given to “food for Lane County”. http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

I talked to my immediate next-door neighbor, and said, “don’t you think we should include the editors of the Eugene register guard newspaper, in this also?” And she said, “YOU BET! They definitely need the reward! Why should we let them out of it?” http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign 

So we decide that a couple of those editors would provide “finger food” thus getting rid of their future typing and writing problems, to leave for the regular reporting staff to do.after all, they are the BRAINS of the paper. http:/Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

“Speaking of BRAINS, maybe we should have a dessert after all? What you think of, a dessert salad? I have heard of “brains on lettuce” and fruit, compote, with a little yogurt for dressing.” “Sounds good to me and healthy also. Aren’t they supposed to be pretty smart people? It’ll be nice to get into all those intellectuals.”http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

 “yes,” I answered, “they all know better than us, just like our government does, so they should take the credit for all of this happening. Somebody has to inspire new menus and digging out old wonderful recipes people don’t use anymore.”Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign  http:// http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

I got into my liquor cabinet, wondering if brains could be flambaed with a stronger liquor, like that green stuff they make still, in St. Louis, and the “drowned city” back South.chainsaw

You know, the GREEN LIQUOR, that’s so good it destroys your liver pretty fast.it’s also good for refinishing furniture, and stripping cabinets. I know my ex carpenter husband, used it a lot, and then just drank the left over. http:/Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

As time was wasting, we got our planning done,and my neighbor was organizing,while I was calling up my usual kidnapper, who lives downtown on Willamette st. in a cardboard box and was always shooting up, and snorting meth.Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign  http:// http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

I hoped he was using the same phone number for his disposable cell phone, and he wasn’t wasting his time trying to kidnap Californian peoples kids, who moved here, because he thought they “have so much money! They come from California, they must have TONS OF CASH!” http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign http:/Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

I tried to explain to him,most of them were “fake rich people”, which meant that they were CREDIT CARD rich, but didn’t actually have any cash.they made all their money, being California civil servants, and when they lammed out of California, there was so little money left, only the highest public servants could steal it all, and the little guys down at the bottom just had charge cards. http:/Smiley pixeled by Smileydesignchainsaw

anyhow, I finally got a hold of him, just that he was robbing somebody in broad daylight, downtown, trying to get extra money for more meth, and extra money for all the paper bags you have to buy now, in the supermarket when you shop. http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign http:/Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign475

He agreed, to our terms, which weren’t very much, because he’s so cheap anyhow, the only cheap thing in Eugene.rather, the only REASONABLY PRICED thing in Eugene.seeing as how you have to pay a fee or tax for everything you do or buy, in Eugene now.

he usually charges people 25% to mug them, but a lot more for formal kidnapping jobs. I suspected he would charge the Mayor, the commissioners, and the Eugene city Council, and their family members, a lot more for his having to kidnap them.Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign  http://  Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign  http:// Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign  http://

Maybe it would start to look like RANSOMing; that was illegal to the federal government, but here in this government? http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign 

You can get away with murder, literally, and kidnapping is practically nothing.they just slap your hand, throw you out of the jail, and then put another tax and fee on the jail so they can go back out and recapture you again.you have to admit, this local government really knows how to make money. http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign chainsaw

That’s just about the ONLY THING they know how to do. They can get Jesus Christ’s blood out of  a stone, and ignore all those screams while they’re doing it.so I would say, considering our little dinner bash, on them, it was tit for tat. Sooner or later, poor as we were, we voters had to get SOMETHING out of all those taxes we pay. http:/Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

And if it was their blood, just make sure it’s really good Cabernet red. http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign http:/Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

the next evening, as we were getting all set up for all the cooking, my friend from the cardboard box showed up, and accounted for all the separate, live, “ingredients” on the menu. http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

“I was very careful not to mortally wound anyone, all they have are broken bones. But I know you’re cooking anyhow, I didn’t think a couple of busted bones would do any harm.” He said.Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign  http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign  http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign  http://chainsaw

“No, that’s not a problem with some recipes it would be, but we’re also going to use the bone morrow, because it’s so rich and nutritious. And we’re going to have to break a few bones, to have a little morrow, so what’s a little bones broken? I know you tied them up really well, and gagged them pretty well, like you usually do, little danger of screams getting out.”I replied.  http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

He hesitated, and looked slightly guilty, if you could see an expression underneath the dirt. “I had to kind of, pick up an extra morsel, because some guys from the sheriff department, had to be included; when I picked up the Mayor, they were just coming from her house, and when I bagged her, they put up such a ruckus, I used tear gas on them, to calm them down. http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign 

“So if you see extra groceries in there, that’s why. Just consider it an extra, you don’t have to pay for.”

I thanked him, for the little extra, not saying anything about how much softening ingredient I would have had to use on the cops, knowing just how wrinkled, hard, and generally stony cops are,especially for such a quick menu. They should have spent at least a week, in brine, in the refrigerator, getting some flavor.  http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

Maybe we would have to donate them, finally to, green Hill pet shelter, and they could use them to feed their animals.kind of, the opposite of horsemeat.the next time I watched “cops”,on TV, I would consider it rather a cooking show. http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

my next-door neighbor and I, were very cheerfully, getting out all the “ingredients”, using tazers, and electric cattle prods, to arrange all the ingredients on the appropriate cooking ranges. http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesignchainsaw

The mayor was getting accommodated to her spit, over a roaring fire, and the other “ingredients” were slightly sedated, by a conk on the head with my iron frying pan.

Our other neighbors were arriving cheerfully, armed with similar instruments of “discipline”, and we all got cooking, happily, very satisfied with my cardboard box friends’ grocery shopping.Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign  http:// http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

in fact, I asked him to stay to dinner, and he said, okay, because he hadn’t seen such a rich and well paid bunch of gourmet food, in a long time; it was starting to smell appetizing.  http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

as we were standing around, waiting for some of the thicker meat, to get a little more roasted, and basting it regularly, we all had a glass of very red Cabernet, and I had to admit it was unusually good. http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

“what kind of Cabernet is this?” I asked my neighbor, who had gotten the bottle out. “I know, isn’t it wonderful? Something I brewed up myself, from the very richness of local government fruitiness, spiked with authority, leadership, and the taste of power and almost, MONEY.” http:/Smiley pixeled by Smileydesignchainsaw

I agreed with her, yes, it did taste like money, just like the rare blood you squeeze out of a rock, or out of a Eugene resident, and Lane, County taxpayer. But somehow this was different,it had even MORE RICHNESS, and MORE authority and power!http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

she had been very busy, carefully getting her money’s worth, extracting the juice of governmental ability, and liberal excess resources. Of course our “ingredients” didn’t mind, they had pretty easily accessible veins in their arms. Nobody was difficult to stick a needle in.those tazers are wonderful instruments, in the right hands.Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign  http:// http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

I was feeling a little heady, and lightheaded, and uplifted; we finally lit into our meal, savoring the rich, well cooked and superbly spiced flesh. Everybody complemented us on our cooking, but all we can say in reply was “we had such rich and advantaged, spoiled, pampered, and expensively-raised “ingredients”, there was no way it could turn out any other manner but extreme gourmet.” http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesignchainsaw

next May,right after election day, we’ll probably have our banquet again. Providing that they keep replenishing plenty of expensive “ingredients” in the local government system.

How could they not? That’s where all the money in the city and county went, not into any services or schools or jails. It went right into the MEAT of the County and city government. – Right into all our leaders and wonderful officials. We had to get our money’s worth somehow. http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign http:/Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

Just remember, the most delicious part is the palms of the hands. At least, that’s what they say in New Guinea.Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign  http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign http://

(sandraminadotty, at our yearly May barbecue and banquet, in Eugene Oregon,where all we eat is Sweet.  🙂  )…http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign  http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign http:/Smiley pixeled by Smileydesignchainsaw

 

THANKS TO ERNIE!!

NEW KITTY COMES HOME.TO EUGENE,OREGON!

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here I come home, with my new Kitty, who was a three-year-old, pedigreed, female Burmese cat. I am very happy to have her home. http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

(more later on this subject:I will later write the rest of it!to be continued:)

MAY, in OREGON!  http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesignchainsaw

Hi, here we are in Eugene Oregon, and it is May;May is the traditional month in Eugene Oregon, to have our local government try to pass ridiculous fees and taxes on we homeowners and property owners, and also renters, because they have mismanaged all the funds of the city and the county, and they expect us to make up for it.

Of course, it costs a lot of money to hold the election, especially since we all vote by MAIL now, which is a lot more practical and efficient. So you could say that the month of May is traditional for the local government and city, and county, Lane, to spend more money, trying to get more money out of us. – Which in this economy particularly, and this being Oregon, is like trying to get very rare blood type out of a stone.

The Liberals and the Democrats and the “we want bigger government and fancier” – people who live here, are usually not Oregonians, and they don’t understand that this County and city of Eugene and Lane is perpetually BROKE.

We are broker that we used to be,(if that is even a word, sorry, William Safire) because we no longer have the working class lumber industry to help us, so we’re doubly broke. Any jobs you can get here, pay about nine dollars or $10 an hour, if you’re lucky to get that much, and they have no benefits whatsoever.we probably have more homeless people here thousands and thousands, then we do have working people or middle-class who actually have a roof over their heads. http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

and the people who rule us,are the rich people, who own everything, and take over government leadership. Sound familiar? That’s the present state of America.

also,the fact is, everybody from all or the country is coming here, because they have heard that the homeless are put up with, given food, and even public housing, and they are coming at a fantastic gait, from everywhere in the US. – Oh, yes and over the border too.

And yet,our fantastic city of Eugene and County of Lane determinedly ignores the fact that old people, Oregonians, broke people, and family people with no money, do not have any more money for TAXES, or, the mayors’ NEW CITY HALL!http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

we also don’t have more money to feed and house all the homeless that the mayor and our government is encouraging to come here from everywhere!  http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

Yes you heard me correctly, Mayor Kitty, meow meow, decided she wants a new City Hall to complement her  tiara of diamonds and rubies; they are BLOOD diamonds, and BLOOD rubies, naturally.very appropriate. Her nickname is “Mayor Vampira” because she likes to drink our blood,and then complain we didn’t give her enough.

It is rumored that she is a member, actively, of the Communist Party, which I probably believe. After all, the upper class of communist countries, are the “oligarchy” which are the rich and powerful ruling class at the top.and that’s exactly how she acts.

–besides that, she is very dishonest, megalomaniac, and out of her tree, with fantastic, hallucinatory visions of Eugene Oregon, turning into the “MECCA OF ART OF THE UNITED STATES”; I’m not kidding, that’s what she says! She’s really SCHIZOPHRENIC and PSYCHOTIC.completely OUT of reality! (I am not the only one who has made that statement, the Eugene register guard said it, in so many words.) http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

No wonder she’s running for office a lot. I just described the American politician.

but as to her communist beliefs, communist countries are nothing but OLIGARCHIES, dictatorships by a rich ruling class.http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

Heck, they may as well be South American Banana Republic’s!that describes Eugene Oregon to a T.– except we don’t have the bananas, pity. But ALL of our farming and gardening here, is now pretty lean.

basically, Eugene Oregon is being shaped very well and efficiently into a NONFUNCTIONAL COMMUNIST STATE. Definitely NONFUNCTIONAL. A specially the County and city leaders, the mayor, the commissioners, and all the people upstairs like the planning department.completely NONFUNCTIONAL!– as in, NO business, NO jobs, NO industry, NO agriculture anymore, and NO MONEY to do anything with, let alone give to our government.

don’t even think about moving here, unless you want to live on the street.

But to get back to reality, the grimmest of the grim, here it is May, and we not only have our traditional money hungry government squeeze us hard for all the blood they can squeeze out, but we also have our traditional, (now it is) of “world climate change” – POLLEN.(more on that later) http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

(I should be talking about my new kitty,who is a three-year-old, female, and she has very dark points on her feet, her tail, her face; she’s beautiful! Her body is darker than a Siamese, nice and solid, yet soft, and she has beautiful big blue eyes. She is the Mona Lisa of Cats! HUBBA HUBBA!

(and we are getting along very well it is true; she’s getting used to a larger place, my little house, and getting used to me, (as bad as I am, I do have a sweet side, ha ha) hugging and kissing , purring,and she loves to sleep on my bed now.

She also loves to HIDE everywhere, to take deep catnaps.she loves the new larger longer hall way, and she actually runs so fast, she can slide way up the wall, in a swoop, and at one point I saw her swoop clear up the door jam, affix herself to it with all four paws, and hang their for a minute or two like a mountain goat!

I’ve never seen a cat do that before. I know she’s Burmese, maybe she’s related to white tiger also? The kind from Las Vegas?either that, or she has INSTANT GLUE on her paws.

I am very happy with her, and I want to buy her some more kitty toys; an older lady could not take care of her anymore, so I found her on Craig’s list. She came with a “Cat –Trump-TOWER” scratching and exercising post, built like New York City.  http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

Plus, I also inherited an “automatic, self cleaning, electric litter box”, which I hooked up in the bathroom – next to my litter box.they also gave me dry cat food, bowls for it, and a tiny bottle of kitty treats. She does have a favorite “squeaky mouse” on a line, which I can dangle in front of her and get her to chase. But that’s about her only Kitty toy right now.– aside from the Indianapolis 500 Hall Way.

she doesn’t exactly me-ow, she SQUEAKS, in a very high note, which is her version of a meow. Very cute. She’s definitely beautiful, fun, sweet, affectionate, intelligent, sensitive (you can tell that),and the perfect kitty to make a very good companion.

– –if I could only find a MALE HUMAN half as good! http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

(I want to learn to draw and paint her, once I can get better views of her, and she sits down and stays there, also, I want some photographs of her if I can. Very photographic kitty!the old lady’s daughter showed me her picture on a iPhone, when she came to see me about her, and I was HOOKED from that moment on.besides Mona Lisa, she’s probably the Marilyn Monroe of cats!)

now, as to our FABULOUS POLLEN – INDUSTRY!

The Willamette Valley has the most killer pollen probably in all of Oregon or United States. We ought to have tourist groups, in, just to experience it, we would probably have them on morphine and oxygen tanks in no time!climatologists say that it’s because, we no longer have very much rain in Oregon, (in fact we now have 10 years of drought,and sunshine, which for Oregon, is like a cheap streetwalker who suddenly wins the lottery,) very unlikely, but we’ve got it now.

 it is KILLER POLLEN.http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

I’m not even exaggerating; why doesn’t the County and the city just TAX POLLEN, and make it pay plenty of money to the government? After all, it is the virulant beast that has taken over the entire Valley!

I’m very reminded of the movie “the happening” with Zooey Deschanel, in a long black wig, and her husband, and others, back east, fleeing from the KILLER ENVIRONMENT. The one that makes all human beings kill themselves!

WHOOPIE.a sure cure for overpopulation! Just let your rose garden THORN you to death! Let your sunflowers lull you into a horrible state of depression, making the recession of the United States, feel even worse,because you have nothing to eat but sunflower seeds. Hey, if I had nothing to eat but sunflower seeds, I’d kill myself too!

I wish I was exaggerating; my friend took her 18-year-old son to the doctor, because he was so bad off with allergies, he couldn’t breathe, and was very sick. Everybody I know, or hear of, has very bad SINUS INFECTIONS, which is something I get several times a year here. http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

I take so many antibiotics, every year,I get YEAST INFECTIONS from them, because they kill off all the yeast in my body, in my digestive system. I have been forced to take a monster amount of probiotics, acidophilus, and then extra yeast tablets, along with that. The only problem with the yeast tablets, are that you suddenly become the most unpopular person in the room, and the smell has everybody murmuring” who is the stinking- ass- hole?!”

That’s the only drawback of yeast; when you get enough in you, everybody near you can tell.

but the thing about yeast tablets, and yeast powder supplements, is they refurbish the yeast in your body, hopefully so you can bypass the yeast infections. Considering, that for women yeast infections are the equivalent of a man getting a bad case of “sailors delight”, taking in  yeast is the very least of the problem!

so if you are a woman who doesn’t know, how to keep from having yeast infections all the time, now you know,  http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

.rather than buying lots of expensive,pure, cranberry juice, and swigging it down, you might want to find your local pharmacy or health food store, and stock up on acidophilus tablets, or capsules, (“billions and billions of cells!”), And take about – three capsules at least a day, and then in addition, yeast tablets also, or powdered yeast.

the worst you can do, is humiliate yourself in public, and then pretend, it wasn’t you. But believe me, if you’re a woman that is far less horrible than the standard yeast infection.

I don’t know what happens to men, if they don’t have enough yeast in their bodies and digestive system, but we women have our gynecologists or medical doctors on speed dial, for the moment we catch a symptom.

considering the state of medical care in the United States, your medical doctor or gynecologist would probably just have to “call in the prescription needed to the pharmacy,” rather than get you into an office call.

I can’t see anyone putting up with a yeast infection, especially the kind I get, namely, the ” ROARING-ZOMBIE”, a type that many women are familiar with, and waiting a day or two, while you are eaten alive by the entire crew of “the walking dead” TV show.

you might not turn into a zombie yourself, but you will be guaranteed to wind up in the ER, screaming and yelling, and refusing to sit down.http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

very often, a doctor does not even like to give a pelvic exam, to a woman with a bad yeast infection; he might find himself plastered on the ceiling, from the force of the screams, with every instrument embedded in the walls,and the attending nurse blown right out the window.

So we women in “the valley of death” try to keep yeast infection medicine in our bathroom cabinet, just in case we get hit by the monster – zombie-of-Yeast-Infections, after taking antibiotics. http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

And if you’re a man, you don’t want to be around your woman, or any woman, because she’s likely to turn into one of the screaming bitches from the old TV show “Dynasty” or  that show about the rich Texans in North-fork, Texas,who scratch each other’s eyeballs out, over oily money.

the alternative, lots of acidophilus tablets and stinky smelly brewers yeast, or yeast tablets starts to look very tame indeed. Even appetizing.

I believe that the only symptom of low yeast-count in men, is fatigue, tiredness, lack of energy. Unfortunately, that sounds just like any man you could ever know, in the US who’s unemployed, trying to get a job, or petrified that he will lose the job he has, or trying to pay taxes to the IRS and still have enough left to eat and put a roof over his head, and a family.

“Everyman.” http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

so it’s hard to tell when a MAN has a low yeast count; he’s more likely to be DEPRESSED from watching the federal government not functioning,  refusing to solve real problems, and letting us all eventually turn into baboon-tribes in Africa thus eliminating thousands of years of evolution of Homo Sapiens.

I don’t think that extra yeast is a cure for that. Too bad.cause we really need one.

but there are other ways to handle the murderous pollen of the Willamette Valley in May; like, for example, LEAVE THE PLACE. Go and stay at the coast of Oregon, and inhale fog, cold, or, if you’re lucky in the summer, nice warm beautiful weather on luxurious sands you have to pay for, literally every time you go to the beach. http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

Yes, in Oregon, all those indelible “the best things in life are free,” are not free HERE. We make you pay for NATURE.right through your pollen – laden little NOSE. We have taxes and fees, and licenses for everything the thing you do in Oregon all recreational things, and little bicycles with little motors, have to have an automobile license.

If you fish, if you boat, if you Hunt, hike,climb, if you go to the beach, if you go to the forest, if you go to the parks,the fairs, here, everything you do here, particularly outdoors, you have to pay a FEE or TAX on.http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

if your cat kills a mouse, rat, or bird, you have to pay for a hunting license for him. Ditto your dog.

Any agricultural animals you have here, are routinely taxed. Don’t try milking a goat here, without paying the “goat – milking – fee”.Ditto for any farm or garden hobby or job.Watch out if you grow daffodils; there is a special “daffodil tax”. And if you don’t pay it, they will dig out your daffodils.the tax people here are RUTHLESS. Besides that, I don’t think they like flowers anyway.

Any activities on the beach or coast are likewise taxed; anywhere you park your car or vehicle, is doubly taxed, because they are taxing not only the vehicle, but the people inside. Watch out for the “little person passenger seat-fee” it’s kind of hefty.http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

because Lane County is so tax – crazy, there are numerous fees that perhaps other counties don’t have or that are less.Oregon in general, is really tax happy, because this is a liberal Democrat state, and they don’t believe in democracy or a free country.It Is not free, if you don’t pay for it. http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign

Of course they have travel-fees,and vacation taxes(more on that later, while I take a nap)  http://Smiley pixeled by Smileydesign