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EUGENEWEEKENS.COM— “THIS WEEK: ALL THE ORGANIC, EXPENSIVE, LOCAL , BI-COASTAL, SUSTAINIBLE, HIPPIE-APPROVED FOOD AT EUGENE FARMERS’ MARKETS!!! 2016 ” JUNE 16″

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Eugene Grapples with Orlando Massacre, decides to make everyone in Eugene gay!

“We thought it was the least we could do,” stated a LBGFPT gay member of “gay men who don’t want to be women, Local Union”. “It’s the only way we know, to make everyone non-homophobic, and have bigger, better party-bashes at the same time!! We party better than “breeders”, so why not share the fun, while protesting against violence?” The gay groups’ rep. did state to this reporter, that all the “breeders” in Eugene, who were to be transformed into either sex. did have a  choice of sexes..”We want everyone to have freedom of choice,” said their leader, proudly.”That’s what Eugene is about, freedom of the individual!!  We know that will stop any more terrorist homo-phobes from wreaking violence on any community.”

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Eugene Weekens’ ORGANIC SATURDAY FARMERS’ MARKETS MAKE YOUR FOOD!!!!–SO EAT UP, AND PAY UP!!!

Granola is a munch-food, and a symbol of the organic food movement, and along with organically-made beer, wine,

beer-nuts,snacks and dips, Eugene businesses have made all this junk-food legitimate as REAL FOOD, and not just

something to give you a beer-belly. (ALL this junk is now good for you, even the carbs, because its all organic.)

325.jpg figsEven Oregon doctors agree,”Hey, man, this is happening food! You diabetics and food-allergy people can eat ANY &

ALL of the wonderful local organic food, and not have any bad effects, because its sanctified by the Goddess of

Naturalness and Compost-ability! That makes Lane COUNTY a “sanctified-organic-Holy-sustainabill Reighteous

Vindicated- Superior Expensive-Gentrified-Wowie-Pretencious PLACE!!” The doctors did say, that proof of rotten or

fungus-laden produce from organic farmers was a huge lie, dictated by mass-farming GMO-POO-POO-

Corporations, who make poisoned grain and food, and have killed thousands of people with GMO-POO-POO grains.

“ALL FOODS, other than organic,are bad for you,” stated the Eugene doctors, “You should STARVE unless you can get

organic food!!  YES, stop eating, if you have no money for ORGANIC!! IT’s so much better for you!!–your bones will

thank you!!!”

Completely messy oil- Canvas, Lets EX-NYC resident

Think Herself into a State of Artiness:

 

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Terella Roosevelt Vanderbilt Howard-Hughes, a transplant from the upper-east side of NYC  a graduate of hi-toned art and music schools of the east coast, moved to paltry little town of Eugene, out of the goodness of her heart.”i had to find myself, express my anguish!!!” the renegade pacifist-vegan-radical-feminist-lesbian-organic-Marc Jacob-Neo-Liberal artist, who was surrounded by her art forms, paintings, and copies of WIN-Co grocery carts, transformed into miniatures, expansively  –er..–expanded herself in her chic, hippie-art-goache-coated liv. room. “Those upper-east side fiends of New York wouldn’t let me have my anguish.””__she paused. “But now, ” she giggled, “they all moved to PORTLAND, and took it over!! HEE HEE HEE!”

SALVAGE LOVE:  by Mikey Salvage

Dykes Redux

Dear Mikey: I’m a 21-year-old gay lesbian-nurtering-Trash Lover, who’s loved garbage and trash all her life. Now that I’m an adult,I am confused about the contemporary state of sex in the United States. Is this a gay nation? Or a pusedo-masochist society now? Where do I fit in? I mean, I go to lesbian bars, and illegal,black-market lesbian Sak’s 5th Avenue dept. store cocktail parties, (you’d be amazed at how many women who frequent Saks and Bergdorf’s, are just cruising for ladies rather than Dior dresses. But, often, we have to settle for Marc Jacobs, cause that’s all they have. I refuse to wear the requisite BEARD, however.).angels001_2
I just don’t get it, Mikey!! I have been with women,and men,and old cucumbers; I have tried animal-love and fish-love, and gotten sea-sick and a bad yeast infection. I went to orgies for men,orgies for women,and orgies for bi-sexuals, and those were REALLY CONFUSING!!Bi-sexual orgies are dull, they stand around for hours, trying to make up their minds.Everyone usually gives up, and just gets drunk!!What I can’t find is, another trash-lover who doesn’t “compact”, and feels the same way I do about TRASH.big_little_challenge_by_hsn2555
But I can only find “hoarders” who like to watch “Hoarder-Country” on t.v., and can’t clean out their closets. It’s just not the SAME as a trash-fetish. We Trash-lovers only want garbage and trash, and we don’t hoard; hoarders are a whole different disorder.
–one I just don’t want to get dragged into!  But real Trash-lovers are hard to find. THEY don’t jump in the garbage-piles with just ANYONE!!! Amazingly, there are no Trash & Garbage-Lovers websites, they don’t like them.—You can’t get that “smell & slime-feel” unless you meet someone in the flesh.emote_seasons_by_upsguy1997-d4rl2ks
I’m tired of being alone every night, sifting thru my cat’s kitty-litter, dreaming & hoping for “The One,” to show up.—-
sign me, “All Out of Litter”.

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“DO I WANT TO BUY FRUITS AND VEGIES, OR DO I WANT TO BUY A NEW CAR?: WHY TRUMP WILL BECOME PRESIDENT–IN EUGENE, OREGON”

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“why do you think TRUmp will become president?” Carol asked me as we went futilely through Safeway, and the organic produce was still too expensive by: “why do you think?” I said that Caroline, “all us white people  including Oregon cannot find any food anymore, especially fresh food or anything else. So yeah, I think tRUMP will become president    out of desperation.”#2maracasdance

“Latinos and Mexican get  food stamps, tons of them, we saw it. so, yes, angry white people will vote in TRUMP. AND TECHNOLOGY and science will not save us. we’re going to have FOOD WARS, and CLASS WARS, andI will have to go back to stealing food, and getting caught by cops police again.”killpikachusterb034

“this fucking dragon won’t work, i can’t type this blog,that’\s it,.technology is OVER. IT HAS FAILED. WHITE PEOPLE can’t buy food unless they are RICH; SENIORS ON SOC. SEC. ARE NOT RICH.” “SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?” “pROBABLY JOIN THEM WHEN ALL THE POOR INVADE sAFEWAY, AND STEAL FOOD,AND SET IT ON FIRE BEFORE THE COPS COME.”  “THEY don’t like cops here any way.” “That will get worse.”arwenpandora

“all the produce everywhere is rotten, or costs a fortune.organic.”  “They’ll put you in jail.” “Let em, it costs them money. i’ll sue em like that dead guy’s relatives did, when they let him die.” “why don’t you raise food?”  “have you seen me try it?”  “Yeah, it all died, or never grew.” “all the trees are dead or dying.”  “the WEATHER kills it all!”_escapingsuperllama__by_meninasuitcase

I’M IN PAIN, I CAN’T BUY ANY FOOD, AND IT COSTS A FORTUNE. DRAGON DOES NOT WORK. NO BLOG. TRUMP WILL BE ELECTED. LATINOS GET HELP, WE CITIZENS DON’T’; SCREW ZUCKERBERG!!!_fuckthis__by_crakaemotes (1) FACEBOOK DOESN’T EVEN WORK!!~!”i_love_pumpkins_sign___prize_by_mirz123-d3845hq

GOD, WE NEED DRUGS, WHERE ARE DRUG DEALERS WHEN YOU NEED THEM?? I’M IN TOO MUCH PAIN, I CAN’T TYPE, AND I CANT GET FRUIT OR FOOD. SCREW IT. “bulbble_animated_by_br0de0-d5bseb1 (1)

YOU FEEL VERY SUICIDAL?? GO AHEAD AND DO IT.(NO NO, CALL UP SUICIDE HOTLINE, GET IT PUT OFF, OK??)_brainstorm__by_de_Mote

THE END—-Cryo_sleep_by_Droneguardthis blog will no longer be written–(OK, OK, I AM JUST IN PAIN_scared__by_MrM4tty SENIOR-GRUMPY;_powerwoot__by_sereneworx HOO-RAY FOR THE NRA!! emtc_july__vintage_by_cubicinsanity-d55vgxy  “i’LL BE BACK!!” SOMEHOW.kittylickingkitUsTApGa_seasons__v2_by_synfull      guns009_2    #2_knitting__by_otohime0394-d4v6go6

 

“LIVING IN MASS TRAFFIC–24 HRS. A DAY,–POLLUTED-SMOG-EUGENE, OR—IN SOCIETY OF ALL JUNK”

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Here comes another wonderful day, living with junk.frustrated

I’m not talking about old junk I’m talking about new junk. The junk you have to use if you live in this civilized society every single day. And it’s even worse if you work with them and it’s your job.

it’s too far to the stupid hardware store to buy round up or crossbow blackberry weedkiller. So I try to order it ONLINE. Big mistake.

in the interest of not spraying our atmosphere and Eugene Oregon, with any more smog and carbon monoxide  gas and oil. You can smell it all the time. – – And having a car that is hideously expensive, also poisons everything  people use them constantly  in Eugene.

Eugene is “Car City”.

so ordering some blackberry weedkiller online is a special present to the atmosphere. Less gasoline. I hasten my little computer Internet connection, and gets screwed up, every time by Mozilla Firefox browser. it freezes the screen. I can’t do anything everything is frozen on the screen.– –

– –here begins the morning of another society living with junk. Yes, the new junk. Having a little coffee, which is badly made with the grounds of the bottom, because once I broke the glass pitcher,, the whole coffee machine does not work anymore. And, as a special in addition and bonus, you can’t just buy the glass pitcher for the Mr. coffee maker; you have to buy a whole new Mr. coffee maker.

(I am amazed, in fact that might newly installed Dragon NaturallySpeaking number 11.5 program is actually working and I can dictate this. The computer repair guy said it DID NOT WORK. I reinstalled it myself. So much for computer repair man. It’s the only thing that’s really working today. I should call them up or send them a note of appreciation, before it starts to degrade,, and not be able to receive the updates, because that system is so screwed up you have to leave your computer on all the time just to get the updates for Dragon.

So the system degrades and doesn’t work anymore.  But at least, it is working right now.

– –but the Mozilla Firefox browser has frozen the whole screen. In desperation, I go to the computer itself, hold down and press the off button. It doesn’t go off. It won’t go off . (000-0000 this is the translation of dragons”Oh-Oh”) still not very human.

okay now the disaster that begins; everything will not turn it off and the screen is frozen, nothing works. So I do the disastrous disgusting computer just drawing action; I pull out the power plug.OH, HELL! SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT !

of course it comes back on with more power but it wants to load in safe mode, and by stupid keyboard is broken,, and the up arrow does not work to go into safe mode.) And I’m not a developer so , can’t use the keys, or special words like enchantments.

I am just a senior, computer user, not one of the wonderful developers. I take it that they would know what to do with stupid Mozilla Firefox which is now an evil browser. EVIL EVIL EVIL!

EVIL AS WITCHCRAFT! Witches! WITCHES WITCHES  WITCHES! (Here I have trouble with the Dragon because it doesn’t know how to say “WITCHES”. So I go crazy trying to get it to spell WITCHES! Oh here we go again! Much junk in the morning! (You have to speak perfectly.

(Pretend you are a robot)a WITCH (paste) ROBOT!!!

so just this morning I have destroyed my computer again by turning it all off and clobbering it with the feedback when it comes back on. Naughty naughty! – – And it doesn’t come back in safe mode. Oh boy.all this has happened in a very short space of time.

I am really getting into this pretending I speak like a robot. Well, IMA robot; I am programmed to operate in a society filled with junk. I also break down, my elbows and arms are in great pain, from over computer use and fibromyalgia. Unfortunately, they cannot fix me. I am not R2-D2..

I am probably part of the junk.

so once it comes back on her work, I go to Sears online, to get round up, and their software to buy, as a fleeting nonmember, does not work. Typical website, software doesn’t work to buy something. I get a hold of the phone number, 800, from the stupid chat Box. Some guy in Venezuela or the Philippines or India comes online, and can’t speak English. Sears! You’re not patriotic you dummies! Oregon needs those jobs!

I promised myself to make this blog entry short. But, the simple act of buying something online, and handling the menacing Mozilla Firefox monster, crucifying my computer, and it’s giving me a migraine again.at least the Dragon works kind of, but I have to spell for it.

don’t you wish for a lot of HEXEN ?DAS HEXEN, YAH! Das hexen und Pilsner? HENRY ADAMS? YAH, ACH DA LIEBER!!

fursluginer (forsluginer?) fursluginer SEARS!!!  Fursluginer JUNK! ACH, DAS YIDISHA please!!

why isn’t there more Yiddish in the Pacific Northwest? I can’t even spell “furslurginer” anymore. Neither can the computer!

Maybe the  YIDDISH would scare away all the junk!! like the Yiddish Jewish ghost Golum? (spelling?)

this is the end of my blog entry; I have accomplished my goal for the morning, I have a massive headache due to stress. – – And mess and junk.

(Sandraminadotty, ouch, stress headache, and  other computer aches and pains–we seniors inevitably put up with. (Where is the Bi – Mart Acetaminophen extra strength 500 mg. each, Tylenol – extra strength – pain reliever – non-aspirin?)

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“HOW I KEPT MY EYE INFECTION, WITH WEEKS OF PEACE HEALTH EYE DOCTORS; A SENIOR STORY OF MEDICAL CARE IN THE WILLAMETTE VALLEY, EUGENE, OREGON”

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IN the first place, there’s no doctor (in my clinic) available in Peace Health medical clinics, at any time for at least a month here. That’s why my friend Caroline TRIES TO GO TO SALEM, TO GET THE REAL GOOD MEDICAL CORPORATION. (SHE TRIES.) i, being a regular senior on medicare and social security, am stuck in the Valley Willamette, of the LA traffic, freeways, and SMOG . (So much for the pretty pictures painted by “Oregon” and “Eugene” magazines, which I won’t go into. )_leosguard___edit__by_MrM4tty

Years ago, I’d have been going to UCMED CENTER ON PARNASSUS AVE, in San Francisco,and I would have gotten rid of the constant yellow drip of the goo in my left eye’s corner. It’s been going on for over a MONTH, and they still can’t get rid of it.It came with a sinus infection,(which is gone, courtesy of “Eugene Urgent Care, 1800 Coburg rd. Eugene, OR”, and that’s probably where I am headed again. popepoke8f53fc709437ce7f

The  Medical Peace Health eye-doctor not only can’t get rid of it, he doesn’t have time to see me; hah hah (and i don’t wanta see him at least not in my left eye, joke) but my regular medical doc refuses to see me cause this  eye doctor started the care.–evileye blindstor13

and doctors stick together here; if one screws you up, the others also won’t help you. lavi-n

 TRUE. Eugene Urgent Care started it, and obviously, after Peace Health eye-doctors can’t get rid of it, and now REFUSE to see me, who am I left with?abandon_all_hope_sign_by_sanguineepitaph-d36w8mi

That’s, right, a hike off to good old Eugene Urgent Care, cause they at least WILL SEE ME, (unlike my medical Dr, or even his cohort Doc, at good old Peace Health medical clinic —,and then you don’t have to wonder WHY I get asthma, bronchitus, and sinus infections with infected eyes. blindstor13

Eugene has SMOG. cries (1)   VERY SERIOUS-L.A.-SMOG.

(Officially, I don’t have the CHRONIC asthma, and bronchitus yet, the  TRAFFIC pollution hasn’t killed me that excessively yet. but it’s been predicted.)  _ILIKEFEEDINGBATS__by_crula

THE FUN OF LOOKING FORWARD TO THE FUTURE!!black_cat_by_angelishi-d5xqm0y (1)DYING AND BEING OLD IN PAIN, MAKES DEATH LOOK GOOD.

(with at least the right eye.) dirtysexsqueezeagainact03

“Why is it taking you so long to blog?” asks Caroline,looking over my shoulder.”There’s a couple reasons for that,”I replied, hen-pecking=away.”I no longer have any dictation-program, they all crashed out.I have to type, and i’m in CONSTANT PAIN.–i GAVE UP ON DUMB, LOCAL COMPUTER HELP; AND–Dr. SAYS,”leave me alone, go take what you already got,for pain.”His whole clinic said that.chopwoodsmiley-chores017

“GO AWAY!!! OBAMACARE SWAMPED US, there’s no doctors in the USA any more unless yer rich!!and medicare is GONE!!  UNFUNDED!!”  Obviously, i’m nor rich. rich people don’t blog about THESE PROBLEMS. The Met Costume Institute Gala Annual, that’s their blog!!css_fairy_glitter_glomp_by_pica_ae-d5r8zw0 tangodanpineappletardplzgui_tard_by_kinnisonarc-d4de732Spin_it_good_by_Droneguard (1) gangnam (1)  _dancing_queen__by_Sneffy2ndmoondanceact21

“So you’re really going back to Urgent Care on Coburg>” said Caroline, reading my future. “Yes,”i reply,”I am now one of the great unwashed ill masses, who have govt. insurance, and ain’t rich!!And I missed marrying into the Bush-Oil family!” (any old rich codgers out there? I still like men, somewhat–especially rich ones.)_love__by_cookiemagik-d35xgjx

“Well, my hard-working contractor hubby dumped me,”sighed Caroline.”Welcome to the other great poverty bunch; women alone with kids.” (Double-groan) In Oregon, its double-diget,or triple-numbers cause Oregon women HAVE TO HAVE KIDS!!!  it is required!!  even while single!! (??) Don’t ask me why, ask them. _fuckthis__by_crakaemotes (1)

As I make ready for my very important trip(s) to Eugene Urgent Care, I remember what Canada and Britain said to America, and our uninsured people; “You need to get socialist-govt. medical insurance, like us!!You capitalist idiots!!” Avi_mini_cow_MMC_by_MixedMilkChOcOlate

And they are correct; now our fed. govt. and insurance companies are fat and happy, and we’re entrenched in the dirty,filthy ERs of London, waiting for 8 hrs. with a broken hand, which gets tied together finally with a popsicle stick.(No doctors avail. in London.)–or, we WILL BE.

And, like Canadians, we have to go over the borders, to other countries next door, to get medical care, with money—OH, YES, THAT’S STILL our fabulous future!! angel_with_harp_by_benediktxvii-d5qy9ma

“What are you going to do, if they can’t fix it?” says Caroline, while I queue up to wait, at the drop-in.”I(f they can’t  fix it, I eventually do this”, I reply, yellow goo min my left corner of eye again, ouch. “OK, the only people getting real medical care will be the rich, right?”  “Yeah, so what?”  444heartattack (1)

“So I get a gun,or two, partners, and we set out to kidnap and hold hostage for a billion, very rich KIDS of wealthy people!!”  Caroline looks dismayed. “And we either get all the money, retire to a healthy part of South America, and pay MONEY TO DOCTORS, which is what they really WANT AND DEMAND!!–NOT this worthless govt. shit!!–either way, I either get my left eye well, or—I get probably all of me dead!!” which is a fair trade off. _sniper__by_ser1x

I either get my left eye well, or I have a terrific gun-battle with police, & FBI, and finally get out of pain and infection!!–and I get outta this grim, horrible life!!!(No way I am going to fucking prison, kiddos, unless it’s got full medical care!!!)

Does it? Who cares? Not me. smiley-rolling-joint(an you imagine, me getting CANCER? FORGEDDABOUTIT.)

We seniors spent our whole lives, paying huge soc.sec. taxes and income taxes to the fed, govt. and now, they tell us”Forget it, Obumacare (!!!) comes first!!  And govt. employees, and political representatives, and the RICH get medical treatment!!  You dumb taxpayers can go SHIT IN A FILTHY CLOSET TO GET A DOCTOR!!!—OR GO KIDNAP THE KID OF A RICH BUSH!!” (Eventually, some day, very likely.)  3c61d38d617e7e24f45c7ed92473b0da

“And WHAT CAN YOU DO, TO FORCE US TO GIVE BACK THE TAXES? HAH HAH YOU DUMB TAX-PAYERS!!!”lol__emotes_by_5penguins

And another reason why, I just paid another donation to the NRA, National Rifle Assoc., and it was worth every penny. _drone__by_ScreamingGerbil

WHY THE HELL didn’t I pay all those taxes to THEM INSTEAD? gangster

Something for you young tax-payers to think about, in Eugene, OR. OUCH, my eye really hurts!!!  fuck!! b;ackfridayf26dcce1b00abec246a8136b4ea8f1c9-d34s9fc

(Sandraminadotty, going out to shoot tin-cans off, in a woodland setting, but one-eyed shootists have to practice, too.)   🙂

(PS—TO THE FBI:  THIS PERSON WRITING THIS BLOG , IN REALITY IS NOT PLANNING TO COMMIT CRIMES AGAINST ANY PERSONS, OR GOVTS, OR ANY ORG. OR BUNCHES OF SOCIAL-CLASSES. THIS IS A FUN, FANTASY, CREATIVE-HUMOUR BLOG.—NOT ANY FACTUAL AMT. OF INFO. AT ALL. the author constantly bitches and complains, for humour; oh, yes.  annzie1991 –SIGNED, SANDRAMINADOTTY.

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“FBI IGNORES CYBER-CRIME TERRORISTS, DOES NOT CARE, HANGS UP ON YOU!!!–IN WA DC, CYBER-TERRORIST-TIPS-LINE HATES TO BE BOTHERED!!!!—in Eugene OR”

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“I got hacked,”I said to my good buddy, Caroline. “How do you know?” good buddy asked. “They very  politely told me so,”I   replied.sparklysueplz killpikachusterb034

.”THEY TOLD YOU, THEY HACKED YOU?”  horror04.gifmorehorribleharrasshorror Caroline replied..”Yes,”i said, throwing my phone thru the air, barely missing the cat.”‘And since the guy sent me an email, with his email address,.I tried to phone the  cyber-terrorist line, in WA DC, where they  hog all your taxes,WA  DC, HEE HEE!–Get_Away_with_a_Tank_by_madb0y AND when I gave them the guy’s email, the website, and told them the guy got all my personal ID, THE WOMAN ON THE CYBER-TIP-LINE KEEPS HANGING UP ON ME!”_madtyper__by_X_wing9

“Sounds to me,” replied Caroline, looking at the cold rain,”like they aren’t interested in cyber-terrorism. are they?”_lick__by_CookiemagiK

“No, “I said,”do you think I can get comcast to help me?” “They don’t really care,do they”??  “NAHHHH—” I replied glumly..”I think I’ll dump comcast, and go get cheaper Centurylink internet.” “Good idea!!” said Caroline._papaphobia__by_crakaemotes

“–But what about the BOMBS?” i Complained further. “WHAT bombs?” asked my good buddy.BOOM_chtiiik_booom_CHIIK_by_Pixelisto

“The bombs that the cyber-terrorists on Veehd.com, are talking about exploding in the USA?”happycry

“BOMBS going off in the USA?” “Yes, soon,in the future,” I whined. _fuckthis__by_crakaemotes

“didn’t you tell them that?” asked a disturbed Caroline.  angryhedbombedboese020

“I told them, the veehd.com cyber-terrorists stole all my id!!!” i whined some more. “Why should they care” “Hey, I pay their taxes!!” Caroline said,”Stop doing that!!”  ohhhh.gifscareeyes

“Stop doing what? calling the cyber-crime hot line?” piano_mote_by_indigojelly

.”No, stop paying them taxes!!!!” replied Caroline.  girl-says-no-no-smiley-emoticon

“Good idea, my ID got ripped off, my bank acct. got stolen, i don’t have taxes -money now!!” “They’ll throw you in prison,” said Caroline.” “Well, can’t get water outta a stone,” I whined.chopwoodsmiley-chores017

“It’s ok, everything is going to get bombed, remember?”  “Oh, yeah, guess they don’t wanta know,”I whined. “Especially since, aren’t they—?”  “Yeah, bombs on the rose garden, too, forgot to tell em that.” “Its ok, guess someone will notice that.Maybe so.why tell em??”free_shrugs____plz_by_sparklydest-d4qm3si

“Yeah, i can’t report a bad terrorist crime to WA DC, not like they’re listening!!”  “No, NOT like they listen, why tell them anything?” 125.gifpandatree

“Ok, when the bombs go pop, can I say,”I tried to tell you so”??”  “Yes, give em a razzz!!!”candy_store_freak_out_by_rythemguy-d3a69fh

“Why do you suppose that Boston marathon bombing happened anyway?”  “Someone tried to tell em about that one, too. blah!! they’ll find out any how.”  bill_cipher_emoticon_by_krackat_emoticon-d9azjfo

“Don’t you hate having a huge big govt.?”  “I do, and i hate paying for it, i’m going to hang up on the IRS!!!   BYE, IRS!!!”assassins_creed_by_kath602-d6jcp01

(BYE, WA DC!!!  STOP hanging up on us all, you assholes!!!)  we’re hanging up on you. >:) m1605.gifhorsekik.

(sandraminadotty stops phoning in any more terrorist tip lines, you too?)klink_by_creepyjellyfish-d7a49fu

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“A RADICAL FINANCIAL TERRORIST; I’M SO EMBARRASSED THAT I DON’T USE CREDIT CARDS OR LOANS. FRUGALLY, IN EUGENE, OREGON”

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.here I am in Eugene, Oregon, on the phone to my bank (the names have been changed to protect the innocent bank) and I am trying to get a hold of an agent ,Dodge the telephone robot, but it doesn’t work. She wants to know all this information.eager

“What is your card number?” I tell her. “What is your checking account number?” I tell her again. What is your debit card number again?” I give it to her again.”what is your pin number?”I give that to her. “What is the last four numbers of your Social Security card?” I give that to her. “What is your phone number?” I give that to her and yawn.oofgleeye686

“What is your address?” I give that to her, verbally. “What is your name?” I give her my name and some local swearing..”what is your weight?” I really give her some local  swearing, and fudge the number on my weight. “How tall are you?”Eye_roll_by_Cinyke

At this point I’m getting really exasperated. “What was the last name of your mother’s maiden name, and the last maiden name of your grandmother by your mother?” She is very lucky. I happen to know the whole thing, and yes, there are some Jews in their, and other things I don’t want to talk about. FRENCH. Maybe some African-American; let’s see what else? They were in the Civil War.toexplodewithlaughter

Oh,and the blueblood of the Revolutionary war, and also some Amish and Mennonite, to settle it, on my dad’s side..but I really don’t think that rumor about my dad’s family is true, and that there is Cherokee in it.maybe Little Sioux Indian. Not much.neinmann

“agent– agent –agent– agent – –” I start mollifying this machine, and give her own stuff back. And she picks up on it and says, “please hold while I get an agent for you.” (“And while you’re at it, why don’t you dip yourself in motor oil, and go back to the Middle East, sweetie!”)talkoncellphonesecuredownload

but the most embarrassing thing when I go to the bank, or when I call them up, (I hate doing online banking because I know a bunch of hackers, and really nasty criminals online, that exist, and they can hack into your account in two seconds, and find out every single thing and every number, and every piece of  info. and money you’ve got.if the federal government can’t hold off the hackers, how can I?) – – The most embarrassing thing when I talked to a banker, is saying this:ohmygod

“no, I would not like to talk about you giving me a loan. We don’t do that in my family.”there is a pause from the banker, and she asks,” what do you mean?” I answer, “we don’t do that in my family; we don’t take out LOANS. If we don’t have the money, to pay for it, We don’t buy it.”shakehead

there is an audible gasp from the other end of the line. Once again, I have terrified a bank agent, and surprised the hell out of them, that anything like that exists in America. I am embarrassed to death, and she can’t see me blushing and turning bright purple. This happens all the time. I guess I had better get used to it.xmen05wolverine

“What I mean is, my family was very old-fashioned and frugal, and they worked hard and saved all their money, and invested it, and they only bought things that they could pay for. We don’t believe in getting lots of loans and we don’t go around with lots of credit cards.” There was another audible gasp, and coughing, at the other end, I had gone over the line with this poor banker.it was true that my sister had a mortgage, on her nice little old, overpriced home in California, but that was unusual for my family.prayer

But I did not like to talk to bankers, or any kind of financial people, and admit this horrible truth about my nuclear family. We did not go around getting loans and borrowing money. We did not go around using credit cards unless we absolutely had to (I believe that my sister at one time had to have a credit card, just to buy stuff for identification or something? She was a lot more modern, and she had to put up with all that financial guff.) But the rest of my family, Just did not do that.sherlock

And I had been poor, A lot of my life, and the one time I had a Macy’s card, it took me a whole year to pay off $85 worth of makeup. It just was not worth it. It certainly was not. My sister had said, “go ahead and get a Macy’s card, so you can establish credit.” What credit? Poor people don’t have any credit! They want cash from us! Besides that, if I were middle class and made a lot of money, or just had some money, and they would give me credit cards,it would go against my family tradition.chopwoodsmiley-chores017

Very poor people and very poor families have this tradition; you can’t buy anything unless you have the dough. Nobody let us get away with inflating the economy, that’s for wealthy people to do. But the poor and the poor– working? No way, they don’t let us inflate the economy that’s only for the billionaires and the upper-middle-class, and especially for THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.clap2

So it was very embarressing, when people at parties or any social gatherings, found out that I didn’t use credit cards, I didn’t get loans, that my family actually owned the tiny house I lived in, and stuff like that, and there was never a mortgage on it, I would be embarrassed right into the next celestial world. people looked at me very oddly, when I said that our family built the house themselves.mwahaha

they looked at me, as if I were from another world. And they probably all thought I was a Mennonite.

Not true; also, I do not belong officially to the Lubavitcher Chabad, or the Amish. – – Although I do go on the Lubavitcher Chabad website, and read, and talk to, and discuss things with them, because I think they’re pretty smart, and I respect them.newelectronicdance

I don’t think they would let me in their organization. Too many weird things, too many weird people in my background.but then, who were they to Judge? One of those Chabad organizations, believes that in the future, technology and the metaphysics of the celestial world, and God, will merge together, and somehow work together.magicalkiss

Sounds logical. That’s okay. But to the rest of the world, it’s as weird as not using loans, and not using credit cards, and not using mortgages if we don’t have to..– and building your own house from scratch.teethyspoint09

(Take that, Jimmy Carter. I hope you feel a whole lot better, but you know how the big C is.)sadfrownlittlec.

I continued to the agent, “are you okay?” She stopped, coughing and gasping, and I could hear her drinking some water. “It’s all right, we bankers have to – – put up with a lot – –” and we ended our little financial session, and I apologized for shocking her so badly.”I really am sorry,” I continued, that happens to a lot of people, when I tell them.” She was a little standoffish, and very stolidly said, thank you very much, have a nice day.” – Like she couldn’t stand, to get off the phone, and I would infect her over the telephone wires.Practice_by_world_in_flames

oh well.flyingspaghettimonster

I’ll have to stop just telling people, cold like that, without giving them some kind of warning, and telling them that my family actually does that; avoids getting mortgages, mostly, doesn’t use credit cards, and doesn’t use loans. Not that we wouldn’t like to, but we’d rather not get into debt, along with the rest of the country and the government,it’s just very old-fashioned of us. And I like being that way. But it’s horrendously embarrassing, it shocks the hell out of everybody.shake_head_by_fire_kitty_666-d4id8eg

it’s the way that people used to be, if they found out you were gay; but now it’s wonderful to be gay, and it is NOT WONDERFUL, to be frugal, save your money, invest it, and not live beyond your income.newrighthandzombiechase

if I said out loud that I was a lesbian, that would be great. But the way I am, in reality? I dare not speak the name of shame. FRUGAL. TIGHT. CHEAP. SAVING. That last one is really horrible.I’ve actually seen people faint in front of me._crying__rvmp_by_bad_blood

too bad there isn’t another country with people just like me that I could move to, and get out of this stupid fucking, financial ,CRAP, that I live in, called the United States of America; whose first religious indoctrination is in using credit, using loans, using mortgages, and not worrying about getting into debt.– – which of course is why we are now owned by China, and probably the World  Bank, if I remember rightly.bek047.gif chinese emoticon

and if the Chabad in any branch of it, are anything like me, I would probably join them right now, (except that I just can’t stand wearing that much black! It reminds me of New York City ) but I think even they are too modern to accept me, the way I am.ghostgomote

and forget the Amish, I really am too old and broken down physically, to start learning how to do everything by hand, again. As much as I like their quilting designs, they remind me of the ones from the Pennsylvania Dutch, back east where my dad’s family came from. knittingfda0c8fdffc0b3d280cc94dbb4ebb4cd-d684tte

I’ll just have to remain the anachronism that I am, but try not to blurt it out, too much, in public without warning, so I don’t give the next person a heart attack. Nobody probably suspects that there are any of us left, we Puritans of finances, creaky, cheap, frugal, and definitely watching our bottom line. jacktheripper

the worst thing of all is, I am definitely not supporting the federal government standards, and belief systems, and I am probably what’s known as a “radical terrorist” in that respect. It makes me sick when I watch old movies, and they talk about all the gold in Fort Knox, (that was a James Bond movie).I just almost get sick to my stomach, it just sounds so great. Sigh. cocoloveplz

(SANDRAMINADOTTY, THAT RADICAL FINANCIAL TERRORIST, going against every known principal of the known modern world, especially in America; where socialism is believed to be able to CREATE MONEY without any kind of BUSINESS or production of any kind, and Capitalism is a dirty word .  millitary_emotes_by_didakaforever_busy_by_kinnisonarc-d3cafuw

If anyone knows of the principled financial country, I have requested to find, above, please leave a comment below, and I may  definitely consider emigrating; or at least vacationing there. Who knows, maybe the left over cannibals of New Guinea are the only ones cause they build their own grass huts, and don’t have mortgages on em.)  😉    🙂    Laser_Gun_by_Argetlam_Br_01evil_woooooooOO__3_by_MenInASuitcasellamatrade_by_cookiemagikstrong_sniper__by_ser1x (1)death_ray_by_cookiemagikempllamakrasbotscaredemplllamahuntercan__t_swat_buggy_by_fear_the_brilliancespyedvsjarkkatanaflamedyoudamote37 (1)ak47 (1)USluxraison_by_cottonbby-d5arb2nThe_Evil_Black_Cursor_by_KimRaiFanCleaning_the_earth_by_hsn2555rotom_mow_by_creepyjellyfish-d7a493afirelite-photosuicide (1)_turret__by_ScreamingGerbil_rocketlauncher_by_ScreamingGerbilsniper_shoot_by_madb0y-d3eua66ninjabattleat_war_by_web5ter-d52dde3Get_Away_with_a_Tank_by_madb0yshooting-tankAddicted_to_weapons___part_2_by_hsn2555

“I DIE, AHEAD OF MY TIME!!”NO HEALTH ASSURANCE, IN EUGENE, OREGON”

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(“–AND I SHOOK WITH FEAR, LIKE A BOWLFUL OF JELLYFISH!!”)

that was me,after I got back from the doctor. I met Carolyn, at the restaurant, and she said, “how did it go?” I answered. “I don’t know,” and started to order something to eat. Carolyn looked at me puzzled; “what you mean you don’t know? What did he say?” Puzzled further Carolyn, at me. I puzzled back; “I don’t know. He never says anything anymore he just looks at me with his blank stare!”.

I was indeed the above jellyfish, quivering in the water, afraid and sure that a shark was going to come by and eat me up. Or, I was going to go to my doctor, and he would look at me with that fishy stare.– – which means, that after quite a few years of being his patient, he doesn’t know who I am, what I am, or anything about me, especially that I’m allergic to penicillin. He especially does not remember that when he writes out a prescription for an antibiotic.and this is a young doctor, not an old guy with burnout!

but at peace health Hospital Corporation, and all its clinics, it’s the young doctors who have burnout, and it’s the old doctors who have retired, so they don’t have to have anything to do with socialized medicine. it’s the young doctors, like Dr. Yah, my young Asian Dr.,who can’t remember my name or anything else about me, even though he’s seen me for years.

that’s what peace health Hospital Corporation clinics and systems do to them; the huge torturous schedule, they run them through, they burn out early, and you die, because they don’t even know what you’re allergic to any more.

I looked at Carolyn, and pondered (I do that really well); “maybe I should go to another clinic?” I said. She looked at me blankly, also; “it won’t do any good, they’re all the same. All the HMOs, and the Medicare clinics, and all the older people and us baby boomers, we all get the same Dr.s; they all graduated from the same specialty school, “idiots anonymous” and with a side specialty in “didn’t I see you last summer? –, or were you a patient? –. I don’t remember your name!–” it doesn’t do any good unless you’re very, very wealthy, with excellent insurance.

“We’re all stuck with the idiot new young doctors who couldn’t give a shit, send you to a psychiatrist because they don’t want to give you a diagnosis, it’s too much work; and they wouldn’t be able to remember what you’re allergic to, even if you had the biggest malpractice suit against them in the country.

“They don’t care! That’s because they are all either BURNED OUT, or they really just don’t give a SHIT! They don’t like the insurance, so they don’t want to work anymore!” I nodded at her, she was right. Unless we were super wealthy,,we were all in the same boat.

I too, was in the brave new world of medicine, where you have Medicare or Medicaid, or both, and they suck it all up.these hospitals and clinics just love that money!

But if you get sick seriously, you’re in a lot of trouble; your Dr. won’t diagnose you, he won’t remember your name, and he’ll think that your “tennis elbows” are a sign of rheumatoid arthritis without testing.– – yeah, if you really get seriously sick, you better call the funeral home, make out your will, and prepare to be inundated with morphine (hopefully.)

– – you’re in Eugene, Oregon, and you are stuck with the insurance that has no health ASSURANCE, and you’re going to die!

“hey,now,” I said to Carolyn as we ate lunch, “maybe I’ll never get disastrously ill or ever get anything seriously wrong with me again; maybe I’ll be lucky.” “Yes,” she answered, swallowing a noodle, “and pigs will fly over Eugene tonight, and I’ll be there with a shotgun to bring home the bacon!” She looked at me grimly; “what you mean you’re never going to get something serious? All of us get something SERIOUS!!  wE ARE OLD!it’s just that, when you finally get something SERUOUS, you need a good enough medical team to get you well from it!”

I looked at her silently, mouthing silently. “What the hell am I supposed to do about it?” She answered me just this silently mouthing out the words “get some good life insurance on you, and then leave a message to your sister. after you die from malpractice,SUE the bloody hell out of the doctor and the hospital Corporation!  At least you can get some type of revenge.”

we both decided not to have any dessert, it was too unhealthy. I had had enough UNHEALTH  that  day.I tried again, “well, if he misdiagnosis me, can I just sue him for malpractice, then get plenty of money so I can get well?” She looked at me again, wistfully wiping her mouth with a napkin, “you know that nobody can SUE that fucking–hospital–clinic–corporation, for malpractice and ever  win!!”

I remembered,, when I had to go to Dr. Chapman, they used to call her “Dr. Chapman the Sadistic,” in the other peacehealthfamily clinic, and she decided,(once again,) that what was wrong with me, was not physical, and she sent me to a psychiatrist – – for BAD FEET! There was no such thing as a bone doctor, and the only foot specialist who was an orthopedist, in all of Lane County, refused to take me because he didn’t like Medicare.

Well, WHO DID LIKE MEDICARE? Not when it’s been cut to shreds!HELL, I didn’t like it either!

Carolyn and I sat there, chewing our cud,while we finished our coffee.”I decided I’m not going to vote Republican, next election, not any Republicans, I’ve decided,” I finally said stirring my coffee. “I finally found out that they’re going to cut Social Security at least 20%, get rid of Medicare and make us get insurance,instead, and get rid of all seniors health benefits.

“. I can handle having Hitler in the presidential office, or HILLARY in it, but I can’t face having myself lying in bed at home, slitting my wrists because I’m dying of something, and I have no insurance of any kind. Not even this stuff!I don’t think patriotism is as important as, “PERSONAL POLITICS.” Meaning, whatever politics keeps you well, healthy and alive, that’s the one you should vote for.” Caroline just smiled at me.

“now you’re getting the spirit of the saying, now you understand!” She said. “Now you get the way this world and this country, runs!! “what’s in it for me?!” That’s the name of the game.” I looked at her mysteriously, and mentioned “but what am I going to do with my doctor, Dr.Yah? if he doesn’t care when I’m sick or when I’m well, how is he going to notice when I’m terribly, terribly ill?” She looked at me grimly.

“HE’S NOT.” She finished shaking her head. “You’re in the same boat with all the rest of us, you’re going to have to go out and find a doctor, and pay him CASH to get you well.you’re going to have to dump Dr. Yah, and send him back to mainland China, where he came from.”

but I looked at Caroline, just as sadly, “but Caroline, that’s what my parents did, years ago when my dad had cancer!PAY MONEY! It cost so much, we had to sell our house and our land, and we didn’t have anywhere to live for a long time! It cost us everything, we lost it all, trying to pay the doctor bills!”I kept looking at her; “isn’t that all supposed to change now? Aren’t you supposed to NOT LOSE EVERYTHING, when you get sick now, since we have insurance?!”.

Carolyn smiled, with that wisdom that only she could possess, with the wisdom of the ages in her eyes, making her look much older, unfortunately. She said gently, “Sandramina, just because you have health insurance, doesn’t mean you have HEALTH ASSURANCE! honey, it just ain’t the same thing at all!”

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(Sandraminadotty, just a jellyfish, in a bowl, getting flushed right down the hole! In Eugene, Oregon).

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