“HOW TO GET GOOD CHINESE FOOD DELIVERED IN EUGENE. OR” —BIG CHANCE!

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“wow, what happened to my blog? this gravitar took over!!” I was tearing my hair out,trying to get into my blog posts, and running into “Gravitar takes over, you should be grateful!!”.#2frankenstein

I was just trying to do my usual blog posting, but this fucking monster software put on me by weirdo word press had taken over my entire dashboard. Oh, no, hackers again!!”Lena Dunham is unhappy about Hillary? “”  “It’s that show where the weird, fat tattooed misfit girl takes her clothes off, and no one wants to see it,” replied Caroline, hanging around as usual. –and she was right, no one wanted to see it.kanto___015___beedrill___animation_by_pkmn_pro-d5a3px7

I also got whapped with statistics pages, and gravitar wanted to “wrap me in happiness, and put me in my pod”???  Was this the invasion of the Blog-snatchers?  Even MY DUMB BLOG? oh, yes, that no one wanted to see?killpikachusterb034

“Caroline,” I mulled over in my mind,” do you still know that guy who you can hire to put bad viruses into some one’s websites? hmm??”  “He got arrested by the feds, but he’s out on bail,” she replied.”I can ask him if he needs cash to run off to Canada.I think he’s going to do that.”anotherflyingmombackand forth stor14

“What experience does he have?”  “He was part of the transfer of millions of bucks from foreign govts. to the Clinton charity,” she replied calmly.”___which is why he’s out on bail.but he’s still doing business.” “He’s going to jump bail? from the feds??”I was surprised. “How can he do that?” “Easily,” she said.”He’s going to jump to one of those foreign countrys he helped the Clinton charity connect with.But i’d ask him for the virus now, before some govt. executes him.”onoffrantsmiley-angry018

“Hmm..” I mulled over again;”Maybe I better skip that for now.”. Why would I want to buy a virus,and suddenly get subpenoaed by the FBI to witness crime?–that i paid for? OOPs, NAAAH!!! I wasn’t part of the Clinton Charity-Party-Fund-candidate-intrusion??  I had minor crimes, i wanted to keep those.”Caroline,”I queried.”How can a Hillary being investigated for huge tax fraud, run for president at the same time? Is that legal?”Animal_Emote__Rooster_by_neko_senpaiAnimal_Emote__Rooster_by_neko_senpaiAnimal_Emote__Rooster_by_neko_senpaiAnimal_Emote__Rooster_by_neko_senpaiAnimal_Emote__Rooster_by_neko_senpaiAnimal_Emote__Rooster_by_neko_senpaiAnimal_Emote__Rooster_by_neko_senpaiAnimal_Emote__Rooster_by_neko_senpaiAnimal_Emote__Rooster_by_neko_senpaiAnimal_Emote__Rooster_by_neko_senpai

Caroline was still pissed off over the Kowloon restaurant sending us COLD CHINESE FOOD by their delivery. Could you only get cold-take-out-delivery Chinese in Eugene? What fabulous foods were available in Eugene and Lane county?”Non-gluten pastry,” said Caroline.”NON-gluten? what the hell? I LIKE my gluten!” I was upset.”Nobody glutens like a native! Crap, i’m going back to Abby’s pizza, at least they deliver hot!!”  And they had plenty of the gluten I craved in my diet._fly__by_KimRaiFan

“Now,” said Caroline, humming,”If you were the prez. of the US, you could change the Constitution to include thin crispy crust, and force all the Chicago deep-dish to get arrested. He does that every day,invents his own culinary-constitutionalism. ”  “I know,” I grumbled,” but the American oligarchy can do anything they want, to pastry and dough.–Even get rid of all the gluten,and change the laws of nutrition and baking!!–NO CAKE!!  NO BREAD!! JUST OBAMACARE!! you can’t eat Obamacare!!” Emotes_like_MacDonalds_too_by_jennifuh

— you usually had to just pay more, extra taxes to the fed.  HOW were you going to buy pizza with that??NOPE. cakelickplz

We were really trying to avoid all the serious candidate-for-prez. stuff everywhere, which was well planned as a very entertaining, three-ring-circus, so entertaining, no one could take it seriously. Pillsbury_Dough_Poke_V_2_by_NaturallyPerfect

It had nothing to do with WHO WAS RUNNING THE DAMN COUNTRY!!  It was the Bob Hope-entertaining-the-troops–, which had placed us in credit-deficet of the entire world. We had Bread and Circuses- running-for-prez-comedy-sitcoms, but other countries and huge corporations really owned our land, and ran the fed. govt. Talk about distraction from reality!!Who_Wants_Cookies__by_caranette

“You have to admit, though,” said Caroline,”this election-circus-wild-Broadway-musical-election game IS VERY ENTERTAINING. It takes your mind off your dwindling retirement money, while the stock market bails out–again.” _lovelybigwheel__by_meninasuitcase-d2zfcub

“Yeah,” I like Rubio,”I said,”He’s pretty darn good. and he’s hot!!Listen to some of those hard-line, agressive, macho-hubba-hubba-comments he makes!!” I sighed, looking at his head shot.”How could a semi-citizen make such macho-male statements? How can he be so honest? wow, i’m in love!!”  My_Milkshake_by_Koomba  heart2_by_amazinadrielle-d7d8xoc (1)

“AAAhhh, you always vote for the good-looking candidates, ” scolded Caroline.”There’s more to a president than good Hispanic looks.” “Not really,”I replied.”Look how destructive Obama was; he was really a busy little bee in office!!Maybe if he were HANDSOMER, and lazier, we’d be in less debt. today!! Besides, the executive power of the Prez. has become too much, over-riding the representatives of the people!!” “Hm..” said Caroline, answering the door-bell,” there’s something to be said for executive-sloth; at least they don’t do much damage. heh”  loveeyes (1)

“Ahh, you did order Abby’s, good for you,” I commented as we opened the delivery-pizza box.”No jalapenos?I hope.” “No,” said Caroline, getting an extra bottle of milk from the fridge,”I know how far your Latino roots go. –no further than avocados. and tame Salsa.” “And corn-tortilla chips,” I replied. “What’d you do with the Tabasco sauce” “Right here with the Chinese-hot-mustard.”  eatpopcorn

We tuned into Fox news channel, which had the political-three-ring-circus entire; everyone was SO entertaining!!–promising jobs,promising money, promising heaven and hell!!–promising non-corruption, promising to fix the crooked govt.!! –and all the bad guys,Hillary, opposite the White Knight, Trump!!–the conservatives wining out, the liberals trounced? We get back our country??

–At least the PIZZA was real. burp.  Time_to_cook_by_MixedMilkChOcOlate

(sandraminadotty, munching out in Eugene OR)  🙂  .

 

(HEY, GRAVITAR, GO TO FUCKING BLOODY HELL, AND I HOPE THEY BURN DOWN BLEEDIN’ SAN FRANCISCO AGAIN, WITH YOU IN IT!!!   THE ONLY THING SAN FRANCISCO SHOULD HAVE IN IT, IS THE JEFFERSON AIRPLANE!!!  WE HAVE SPOKEN.)Bunny_Raven_Emoticon_by_LimeLover  _failplane__by_Synfull iF THIS sounds like i am discomforted, I am.–mostly bout the State of the Union.But ol’ Eugene -it’s “ethnically challenged.”

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About WhatToDoWhileThePlanetDies

Eugene,Oregon,home of the U. of Oregon,is a dissolute,gay,hippie,broke, jobless, crime and drug-ridden courupt little no-account town, bulging with fleeing Californicators, who have pushed the natives out,done to Oregon what they did to cali; trashed it. the horrible grid-lock traffic, smog,bad freeways full of accidents have turned it into decayed Detroit.Everyone is broke, there are no jobs,it's left-wing extreme-fanatic crazy, and there are constant political conflicts.Oppression and stifiling city hall crooks fleece the citizens of taxes, it;s the Macon Georgia of the pacific northwest.Anyone who can, leaves.Landowners can't sell, they're stuck.Even the Nazi party would call it Hell.Willamette Valley has the worst pollen,smog,allergies, in the world.Nature and Man are out to get you here, welcome to Oregon!The trash-heap of the United States!

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