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“EUGENE AND LANE COUNTY FIDDLES FOR HOMELESS FUNDING, WHILE ISIS EATS UP EUROPE AND PREPARES TO EAT US FOR DESSERT; BON APETITE, MUCK-HEADS!!”

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What that means in the Willamette Valley, is gardening shows, lots of rain,(fortunately) Greenies popping up and declaring we should “dump all oil companies, divest ourselves,” refuse coal, and all polluting sources of energy.Eugene and Lane county, should do this, like a real tiny kingdom!! And the University of Oregon wants this, “divest ourselves of coal,oil, ” ect, and use the powerful energy of—????1238.gif Tinkerbelle

Uh–???–Windmills; solar-power-panels;(in a county that has cloud-cover all year long?  Fun!!!); power from ocean waves;(maybe the whales would contribute, by flapping their tails together, to the tune of “Oh,Oregon!!”?) and of course we could squeeze more electricity out our DAMS (where-ever they are??  WHERE are they?) and we could try to generate electricity by floating thousands of yellow rubber-duckies down the Willamette River, attached to hi-tech connections like they use for long distance communications under the ocean.ducksauce-splashducksauce-splashducksauce-splashducksauce-splashducksauce-splashducksauce-splashducksauce-splashducksauce-splashducksauce-splashducksauce-splashducksauce-splash

“This way,” a nice Greenie lady is explaining to me, at the garden show,”No one needs coal or oil any more!!!No more air pollution!!” I ponder this, while she stands so confidently in her Berkinstocks( the new Prada collection) and her hand-made Eileen Fisher organic clothing. WHO is going to tell this to the mammoth oil barons?? eh??I guess they’re just gonna give up, take their marbles, and go home? Oh, sure.I can see that ; when cats fly, and pigs sing opera, I guess.5heo12.gifpigkimono

“Cosi Fan Tutti” or “Lucia Di Lammormor”? (spelling?) My favorite is still “Carmen”, I’m a sucker for unhappy endings.herz.gif jumping heart

“WHO’S going to tell China, to stop using coal?” I ask. Without a pause, this lady smiles,”Everyone will eventually divest themselves of coal, and use SUNLIGHT,as energy!! Of course China will, too!!” “”YOU tell them,” I comment, “I still wanta finish out my few years of crabby-age! I’m not telling that  slave-using bunch, they CAN’T do something they want to do!”‘ But my Greenie friend just smiles, and says, “Oh, dear, you still think so badly of people! People are basically good at heart.”shoot2

“I suppose, “I tell Caroline, as we try to imagine her growing radishes in her back yard, at this same fancy garden show, in Eugene, “that means ISIS is also basically GOOD AT HEARTherz.gif jumping heart, and they didn’t  really  mean to slaughter all those innocent people. Do you ‘spose?” “I would ask  the remaining relatives of those slaughtered innocents , ” she answers, kicking an errant tomatillo, that’s escaped some happy organic grower.”Ask the murdered victims’ left -over family how they feel about the goodness of ISIS. “krasbotkrasbotkrasbotkrasbotkrasbotkrasbotkrasbotkrasbotkrasbotkrasbot

“You think the murdered ghosts would forgive??” I pondered. “Forgive? OH, YEAH, SURE !!” she spat out. Two gardeners turned around, to stare; how dare we mention wars at the garden show? It was minor terrorism; even Obama said that. Bombing Brussels was NO BIG DEAL.  Spring was spronging!  Sprung? Easter and gardens were important.childplay (1)5399.gifbluflowr

Hobbits in the Shire never paid attention to the outside world. Legalizing and growing pot was our main concern! We had to consider Oregon’s  organic, agricultural future, and pot-industry now!   ignore  global forces, and keep contentment in the Shire! “AWWW,”  another greenie chuckled,” Yer paranoid!” I suppose people  who saw Hitler emerging, said something similar. airbornechainsaw

If you ignore war, it’ll go away.eekIMOattack horror04

 ISIS is only a small bunch of crazy terrorists, they could never get us over here.Europe was always stupid, taking in thousands of middle-eastern immigrants to do all their low-paid jobs, and disregarding them,the way southerners disregarded their negro slaves; as if they were chimpanzees trained for lowly jobs & not PEOPLE.Kinda the way China treats THEIR slave-labor now, even chaining some to their work-stations, &  making billions for the New Chinese Economy. bdc61e83aa20d8569dae555c7472a4b2

Considering how much trouble those “Chimps” have brought to the South, AND to the North, you’d think nations would learn this lesson by now.IMPORT WORKERS/SLAVES, and They always bring their problems with them, and THEIRS become YOURS.

Russia, remember Chechnya!serial_killer_by_hsn2555

But the Greenies at this garden show, chatted about how” the fed.govt. still owed  thousands to Oregon and Lane county’s homeless programs! We need that money, what ELSE could you possibly  use all those taxes for? It’s NOT LIKE WE NEED IT FOR WAR!! THERE’S NO THREAT. Stop giving billions to war! “0004

—“ISIS WILL JUST GO AWAY,!”–SAYS PREZ. OBAMA.”GO TO A BASEBALL GAME! GO TO THE GARDEN SHOW! Brussels and Europe is too far away, to worry! “–our Greenie Eugene friends say, who are giving their money to Africa.Africa needs all their money! Not the US.gangstergangstergangstergangstergangstergangstergangstergangstergangstergangstergangstergangstergangstergangstergangstergangstergangstergangstergangster

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“Americans can beDesintigrate_Ninja_by_de_Mote so damn dumb, sometimes, ” I mumble to Caroline, disgusted.guns009_2 “Not any more than really dumb Europeans, ” returned Caroline, chuckling.guns008_2“”HOW MANY wars has Europe gone thru? WW1? WW2?  WW3 looming? ” analprobestare “Do you ‘spose elephants and whales could rule  the planet better?” I mused.zombie09.gifhitzom “Only if the whales stayeddeath_ray_by_cookiemagik where they are,” returned Caroline.Cleaning_the_earth_by_hsn2555 “Elephants might compete for LAND,otherwise.” “Do they NEED lots of land?” I asked. “If there were no humans, elephants would gradually multiply,” she answered.”Come to think of it, everything wouldarchery_by_cookiemagik-d4nv7g8 multiply if there were no humans, or only a couple.”discussed she.  We looked at each other; was extinction of humans the answer?paladin.gifknight

Meanwhile,_foosl__falloffofstemlaughing_by_helen_baq gardeners puttered everywhere,5401.gifbluflr disregarding election polls,_allmymoney__by_cmotes-d5l17kq as who ruled the country was of no concern; after all, as Caroline ‘sposed, “ISIS is not6b4e96a2a1e0b15514a77bbf10d071ea-d6u6vwcwalkdog being regarded as an important _fairylove__by_ayelie_stuffthreat, the election games,and players,5397.gifnusun are much more FUN.” “—don’t tell me, the Greenies ignore threats,too.”–That is now the Oregon Way, here in the Shire._free__rainy_day_icon_by_toxic_fox_girl-d6kpkrk

But—My name is NOT FRODO.      😦

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(Sandraminadottie, as allergies bloom, and the Shire welcomes Spring; SPRING being THE important thing! “Peace in our time.” said Chamberlin. “Let Hitler have Czechoslovakia, he’ll be satisfiedemotes_cookies_tresure_by_mixedmilkchocolate Not bloody likely, silly Brit!  17724.gifeggpaint     >:O       )………

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“IN EUGENE, OREGON, DAY LIGHT SAVINGS’ TIME SCREWS UP ALL TIME REPS, AND WE WANT TO DUMP IT, because the time keepers cannot handle it!!!”

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You know when you’ve got one, in Oregon, a nice fat sinus infection; it’s part of the price of living on River Road, with all the exhaust, SMOG, gas-fumes inundating it all. You want to live in the Willamette valley, you got allergies, asthma, bronchitus, and sinus conditions. Maybe Ken Kesey loved Oregon,. but he saw the descending smoke, fuel, grass seed burning, enveloping the valley, and he took drugs to avoid it. The rest of us took antibiotics.joydancegomote

I remember long ago, my dad’s nose bleeding, during grass seed burn; now my sinus bleeds and the SMOG and gas fumes AND POLLEN, give me sinus infections. .My dad didn’t go to a doctor, we were not used to that, unless you’re dying, you don’t go to a doctor.–And sometimes it got that way, here.No money? go sell yer house!!!mwahaha

I left Oregon, most of my life, to go to states that had JOBS. Many natives left, never came back. lucky me, I hadda come back!!!BUT WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE TIME???freakoutstor18

“hEY,CAROLINE!!” I phoned my friend, who was home sick with the local bad virus and bronchitus.”You need anything from Bi-mart?? How yah feeling?”  “Why are you calling me at 7 AM?” she rasped.”I thought we gained an hour,” me replied. “We got that, true, but you have the wrong time.”—and went back to sleep.blownose

I knew my clock  on my tv, a DVD-VCR-COMBO, was doomed, the remote would not  work;battery. I left it, for a younger person later to (attempt) to set the time. I always did that myself, oh well.cheap_dream_saga__herding_by_kitlightning-d6jm24t

But my clock-radio was ok; I had to reset it, easy. OK, NOT SO EASY I did it anyway!counting_sheep_by_mirz123

I phoned the operator, for exact time; Wait, that’s an hour BACK!_twitterpated__by_sparklydest-d50736n

OK, WHO HAS THE RIGHT TIME? this should be easy!xbox_time_by_nickplatypus

But my main clock is off; some day I wanta get my dad’s ancient antique fixed, and wind it about every 12  or 24 hours. BUT–DO YOU put yer old clock on saving’s time? This is an old clock, it needs old time. Slow, ticking, like me.And chiming regularly.dead_in_class_by_icexdragon-d48zwbs

My dad never had trouble finding the time; some customer would come in the shop, & he brought local time with him.WORK-TIME. YES, people actually WORKED IN EUGENE, and HAD JOBS 40 or more hours a week! “Work-jobs” were not just a phantom of California. Non-natives don’t believe me when I tell them, “work  class jobs were here, and you could get one.”(make sure you go to the right church.) Not ALL of them paid well, but better than now._youtalktoomuch__by_waluigi_prower-d5wd2h1

There was real business downtown; only one health food store was in town, Porter’s. We knew it had “weird food” and “weird pills.” There was a great movie theatre, where you saw”Snow White & the 7 Dwarves on yer birthday.There were  shops downtown. (!!!) There were plenty of orchards here, go pick it yerself; I ate sour cherries off our tree. There was plenty of FRESH PRODUCE here, not from Brazil._cooking__

We were “The Green state” now we’re the “Broke and hungry state.”And no longer being an agricultural state, you tend to become a state where food costs you a lot more. Imagine the mid-west without cheese and dairy farms, importing blue cheese from Denmark. 7850giffridge

But commies were trying to put fluorine in the water, here. locally, under guise of helping kids’ teeth,badtooth & everyone knew it was poison! OK, you get heavy dental bills, or fake choppers, as an adult, don’t blame Eugene!chewing

But there was plenty of LOCAL PRODUCE here. I now get my grapes from Chile. I miss the sour cherries so much; now Michigan grows, dries and cans em,I have to buy dried over the Net.-for a lot of money.Friends on Wilkes’ Drive had cows, & got their own milk.We canned like crazy, there was plenty to can.The local produce cannery thought so, too.You__re_so_SWEET_by_spring_skycake

Can you tune up, an Oregon with LOTSA  TREES AND MILES OF FOREST? not all getting sold off to private cutters? That was a different time.drv.gifchopwood

TIME was always yer worst enemy, you had no control, and it often takes away all your good stuff. You get stuck with lousy grapes from Chile.—oh, and  NOW we got  GREENIES, BUT NO “GREEN” MULAH.–and less food grown here._treehugger___reupload_by_Rebel2206

At least you got the Internet now; so you can order expensive food, from South America, or Michigan, who is smart enough to still grow food.You know the people who survived the Depression of 29′, for almost ten years, before WW2?? People on farms, and who could grow food!! Now that Eugene and this county no longer grows all those green-beans, blackberries, and orchards, we have done a dumb, idiot thing:Eating_emoticon

During a vastly horrible economic time, we don’t grow those orchards any more. Now we got “organic farmers”, who want a million bucks for one apple..They better start guarding those gardens and little cute organic farms, at night, cause now FOOD has become more pricey than DRUGS. c66a0ad3ad722b4abbba83129f68cad8

Sigh; any county and city dumb enough to tear up and chop down, 100-yr. old trees, to put in the EMX bus line,, IS also dumb enough to get rid of all the produce-bearing acres, and stick in developments. _treehugger___reupload_by_Rebel2206

AAAHH, the intellectual limitations of “progressive Democrats & liberals”!!! It’s one thing to stick Obama into  office, but letting Mayor Pussy tear out all the huge trees, stick in a bus no one here WANTS, so the fed. govt. can gift Mayor Pussy  with millions of bucks in grants, ain’t good. And the rumour no one likes to talk about is true; our Pussy is clinically “manic-depressive with very active mania” and no amt. of Lithium is going to render her  sane.ROFL_T_SPAZZ_by_Czathero

Lithium doesn’t always work, if there’s no brain, there, in the first place. Even  Lithium can’t cure the insane state of “Progressiveness.” THAT is beyond any drug.Tug_o___War_by_the_ska_boss

What would be very sane, is, “get rid of day-light saving’s time” and go to the regular time, time. Stop all the embarrassment of arriving the hr. too late,, too soon, two hours 2 soon, and having to phone up the operator, to get the exact time switching from one time-system to another. UGH. WHY in our advanced techie-era, can we not just do ONE TIME REGION, and stick to it? Isn’t it bad enough, you gotta figure yer friend in Michigan,is hours ahead of you, if you call? That if you have business with Hong Kong, or Guandoung (spelling) province , they are awake during your night time, and you call them up, at your evening?b278100686fa02f8c779e2626006b33e

No wonder fashion designers in one country, have to call their business-home, in other nations, in the evening cause it’s their DAY,& Germany’s or London’s time is still quite different from that of Italy.Try calling the factory in China, its on the other side of the world, alright. When did “globalization” get to be such a pain in the ass? –or maybe it always WAS a pain in the ass, we just put up with it. With the increasing advent of beginnings of WW3, that could  change. War tends to separate countries, not bring them together.___fight____by_forestsofazarath

Then you could stop worrying about what time it was, in Guangduong, or Hong Kong, or Italy– and become–GASP!–“Nationalistic” or, as consumers sourly equate, “very limited in your choices.” I still cannot equate a “free choice” in consumer products, with buying purses, or clothes, or microwaves,  or other products, that fall apart the next day because they are manufactured so cheaply and BADLY. ASK ME what my modern Cuisinart blender is like; easily burnt out, just making soup. THAT’S CUISINART??    SHAME, SHAME ON YOU!!!_blender__by_leoleonardo

For all the global-time access, i can’t keep a Panasonic high-voltage microwave from burning out though it’s brand new!! YOW, how can i make micro-wave popcorn??SCREW YOU, PANASONIC DOLTS!!! BLAST YE OH CRAPPY cUISINART bLENDER!!  TIME for a change!!4c50afebe4965b1c51000bc5b8e57238-d666yye

GET RID OF DAY-LIGHT SAVINGS TIME!!! We don’t ever have enough time, anyway, to screw our lives up, or fix them.hidefacepalm

And I’ve stopped worrying about Death, cause (1.) Everyone does it. (2.)We realize its only the end of one life; (3.) I at least, respect the continuity, ease of dimension-slip, from now, to THEN, and KEEP GOING, AND–its change, but everything constantly changes you wouldn’t want to stay the same forever. You cant!! Why? Somehow, time continues onward, you do too, and this body and creature was not meant to be active & alive forever. Even the Phoenix bird dies on a funeral pyre, and arises from the ashes a new bird, for a new life.The_Evil_Black_Cursor_by_KimRaiFan

which translates to, “We just wear out.”_granny__rewamp_by_MenInASuitcase

I kind of don’t mind, altho i miss people, and I often think I’ll see them again, afterwards. All this, from a haurang of  Day-Light-Savings’ Time!!  Forget it; forget the TIME, it doesn’t matter, we lose it in the end, anyhow.  🙂free_avi___sleepingmoon_by_seiorai-d2ahcwv

(Sandraminadotty, sniff, sniff, ouch,”nasally chalLanged, ” in Eugene OR  USA.   🙂     )

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i cannot upload and insert any more emotes!! it won’t do it!! FIX THIS~~~DUMB WORD PRESS FUCKS UP ALL YOUR EMOTES!!–YEAH, THE MASTER BLOGS SCREW UP, AND WE’RE UNHAPPY!!—ALL OVER THE WORLD, NOT JUST IN EUGENE, OREGON!!”

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(PORTRAIT OF CEO OF WORD PRESS, AFTER HIS STINT AS GOV. OF OREGON)

lets take time out to do, what many of us are doing every day, upstairs in our subconscious,

BITCH ABOUT THE CRAPPY PART OF TECHNOLOGY!

And we’re going to start at the very top, our pain and physical disability many of us now suffer because we have a 40-hr.-plus job,hunched over a fucking keyboard, ruining our backs, hands,arms, trying to make a living, even if we’re in our 50’s or 60’s,telling our friends”I have to keep on this job until  I’m 70, I can’t money-wise retire until ‘Im way into 70-plus.” — Our chiropractors are getting rich, and we’re getting maimed.

–And our friend looks at us and thinks, “You poor old delusional fool, you’ll die on the job,like my other 60-plus old friends who slaved all their lives, got taxed to death and died trying to make it into retirement. —There won’t BE ANY SOC. SEC. OR MEDICARE LEFT BY THEN!-ALL YOUR PENSION FUNDS’ STOLEN ALREADY!.”–but we just nod at our elderly slave, and don’t say anything.What good would it do?What can you say,to people who slaved to pay the fed,all their lives,and don’t want the awful truth?–that the fed govt. is a giant mouth, all teeth, and a huge canyon with no bottom?—and we’re spending all our strength trying prop it up?.

TECHNOLOGY INJURES AND MAIMS OUR BODIES–BUT WE’RE NOW FORCED TO USE IT IN ALL AREAS OF LIFE:—EVEN WORSE, WE WANT TO USE IT, LIKELY WE’LL NEVER STOP USING IT:

Remember all those idiots who knowingly injure,disable themselves, & we called them addicts? We are they, they are us.

(continued until i’m out of fuckin ‘pute-pain, later, and i type this in my brain)…

“NRA MEMBERSHIP CLIMBS, GUN SALES TOO, AMERICANS GET READY FOR CIVIL WAR? –AND I GET GLOBAL-CUSTOMER-RIPOFFS ONLINE IN EUGENE OR—“

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“THAT is quite a perturbed abstract of America, isn’t it?” asked Caroline, reading over my shoulder. “Not my art,” I reply.”Other artist.” I peered up at her;”you read my headline? European experts are calling the current GLOBAL UNREST,the beginning of WW3– and I believe it. Immigrants by the thousands, from Syria, not as bad since WW2. People KNEW that the other World Wars were coming, you can more or less predict those. Just look at the warning signs.”animeds!cid_135_2726780312@web161806_mail_bf1_yahoo

(1.) HUGE MASSES OF FLEEING IMMIGRANTS.submarine

(2.) ISIS ON THE MARCH, KILLING, AMERICA NOT STOPPING THEM.serial_killer_by_hsn2555

(3.) Wars tween UKRAINE AND RUSSIA GOING STRONG.

(4..) Israel living like there’s no tomarrow, like Berlin did before #2.

(5.) China has massive war-troops, war-planes, tanks, all updated big new military, ready to go, like Germany did. -cause, yes, Germany PLANNED.0014Kill_em_all

(6.) The  European Union threatens to break  up.the_pride_to_be_part_of_something_bigger_by_tantetabata-d61j8k1

(7.)Americans, bugged at Obama, buy guns, ammo, in HUGE RECORD NO.S in all USA, — GUN-SALES BOOM,as Americans get scared.shoot2

(8.) For the first time in years, the KLU KLUX KLAN PUBLICALY EMERGES in L.A. and gets assaulted by hate-attacks.  Black protests & attacks against police in Chicago, other cities–BIG AFRO-AMERICAN ANGER EVERYWHERE in USA.   White-anger, protests against increased fed. govt. repression, high taxes, no freedoms, leaking borders, unemployment. ect Angry_Mob_by_Sinister_Starfeesh

(9.)—-nation turns right-wing. (9.)–polls boost TRUMP FAVOR BY VOTERS. FOR REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT, NATIONAL POLLS SAY, “AMERICANS WANT A HAWK IN THE WHITE HOUSE.” and the NRA’S approval rating in nation goes up, in polls.Black_and_White_by_FreeStyledLove



Those items predict the coming global “WW3” is about to start, according to experts on the subject.


“Oh,  I forgot, increased terrorism in the US. in news. You don’t believe me, go ask  the experts yourself!” explosion

“I just remember the scene ,in the old movie where Bogart and Ingrid Bergman realize that  WW2 is coming, in Paris,, they can tell, and she leaves him, to go back to her husband. Yeah,  they KNEW it was coming. The Jews who didn’t ignore the signs, got out of Germany. if they could.  I think Roman Polanski, as a kid, ran off by himself,  just to be safe.”love04 (1).gifyeahlovewithghost

“For one of the first times, Americans realize they are NOT IMMUNE to terrorism and attacks over here. This time, the population has to be it’s OWN DEFENSE.–CAUSE our troops are over THERE—SHIT.”I_love_play_with_fire_by_MixedMilkChOcOlate

“‘The Web is more dangerous than ever, & you get the truth, that if you got private data or money, lock it up in a REAL, BRICK bank vault. –not a computer. On the web, and computer systems, ANYTHING is hackable.—any thing!”Computer_addict__by_Sinister_Starfeesh



WE BECOME AWARE OF VOGUE FASHION TERRORISM:  plus  NETFLIX IS A FLOP, BORING, BORING!



“You got anything NICE TO ADD?” said Caroline.bouncing_emotes_by_burgerbunny

” I got a free first month of Netflix, and I hate it!  they have NOTHING I’M LOOKING FOR!  they got lousy movies I ve never heard of, one star.–2 stars. NOTHING NEW!  EVER!  OLD STUFF you DON’T  WANT. –TV SHOWS FROM CURRENT TV,YOU DON’T WANT. it’s utterly frustrating!  NO GOOD DOCUMENTARIES I want!  (no good docs. on big fashion designers.)–movies already on tv all the time.—so WHY would

I get Netflix? Even  bad cable t.v. is better! I  don’t think I’ll spring for it.”  “Nothing good?” asked Caroline.f10c43ac8bc0a2fedbbcfda50fb7aeb6-d4oqumq (1)

“They had ONE MOVIE I  was looking for!” I gloomed. “Now I remember why I dumped Netflix years ago.–and it’s more confusing online now.”



(WE ASK READERS TO POST US NAMES OF BETTER, OTHER MOVIE-COMPANIES THAT THEY USE”) YOOHOO, FEEDBACK! )



ANCIENT VOGUE MAGAZINE NO LONGER NOTICES THE MASSES  OF WOMEN NATIONALLY, SUCKS UP ONLY TO RICH:


“Oh, also, Vogue magazine is backing Hillary for prez. I’m dumping my now-lousy subscription. It used to be good. Harper’s Bazaar is full of “Reality Celebs”, and famous stars you don’t want to know. ” “Aww, too much junkie-junk make-up?” “Yes, the world is full of tons of CHEAP  JUNK-FASHION, you don’t want to buy!! TONS OF IT!! PURSES, SHOES, CLOTHES, AND ITS ALL CHEAP JUNK MADE IN CHINA.”



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THE AUTHOR, many years ago, went to a cocktail party for vogue magazine, at the Saks 5th Ave, store, off Union Square in San Francisco. She took her sister, who doesn’t like fashion.  They tried to go in, the BAND PLAYING WAS TOO LOUD. The sister wanted to avoid the free alcohol .So the  author and her sister INSTEAD ,walked around the stores(s)”inside, examining all the expensive clothing. The store was closed for the party, so we had freedom to snoop.   aids_wave_by_dbestarchitect

There was a very bad SMELL IN THE DIANE VON FURSTENBERG  WRAP-DRESSES SECTION. “WHAT’S THAT horrible stink?” says the author, examining a dress neckline. The sister, who had taken a minor in home ec. knew a LOT about sewing. “That smell is the dresses fabric, it’s rotting silk!” Diane’s wrap-dresses were made of cheap rotting silk!  We were astonished. “They get made in China, those factories! ” We looked at the rest of the ready-to-sear designer clothing; my sister pronounced them ” very badly made.”An expert sewer,tailor, and clothng graduate, my sister knew what she was talking about. She even made leather jackets and lined coats. –but Sak’s 5th Ave? The naked truth was. those rich women were buying junky,, expensive designer dresses that could not even pass the most decent tests.noir

“SO DOES HAVING DESIGNER CLOTHES MADE IN CHINA, AND MADE SO BADLY THE SILK IS ROTTEN, MAKE THE DESIGNER SAVE A LOT OF MONEY IN MANUFACTURING??—WHEN THE FINISHED PRODUCT IS A BUNCH OF JUNK? UNWEARABLE, UNBUYABLE?screamingpumpkin

  FASHION IS DEAD; GREED AND CHINA KILLED IT. STAY  OUT OF SAKS, I ADVISE.

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“Can we add anything GOOD, to save  the world from complete idiocy? Leo just won an Oscar, & he speeched, “GLOBAL WARMING IS TRUE! We saw it on location, no ice anywhere, its all gone, the earth is flooding, penquins all dying!”–Leo’s one of my fave actors, very talented, but the Academy Awards on tv were awful. AWFUL..joydancegomote

Polls say, viewership is way down. All the black actors and black people there,  ranted and raved about “not enough black people in films!” Guys, remember Oprah Winfrey’s black-slave movie, and how audiences stayed away in droves? WHERE  were all the black audiences? They even interviewed black-men=on-the-street, none of them went to the latest black films.  (???)

We have an idea for black Hollywood and black acTors; go have your OWN BLACK ACADEMY AWARDS, AND BOYCOTT THE WHITE ONE. STOP BITCHING, AFRICAN-AMERICANS, AND DO YOUR OWN OSCARS!   HEY, DO YOU INVITE WHITES TO BLACK BAR-BE-QUES? NO, YOU DON’T ! THEY DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO REAL BAR-BE-QUE!  THEY  DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO MAKE REAL FRIED CHICKEN.–THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT “greens” are.

Thus, HOW would the white academy awards, know how to nurture and host reaL BLACK ACTORS AND SUBJECTS, FILMS? Can Charleston Heston know anything about “oiling  black hair, so it don’t get dried, and break off? ” No, honey, he hasn’t the faintest idea! And he’s not going to learn! He still thinks all black women use flat-irons to iron their hair straight. YEAH.

There is the answer to the black actors’ problem; host your own African-American Academy Awards. DO IT!  AND STOP BITCHING.



“i AM exhausted, I wrote too much stuff in one blog post” I spouted. Caroline looked at it;”Want me to help edit?” “No,  I’m gonna leave it alone.At least they are important subjects. FASHION; THE OSCARS; BLACK RANTS; NRA MEMBERSHIP AND GUN-BUYING BOOM; VERY REAL SIGNS OF WW3 COMING TO THE WORLD, AND WHAT POLITICAL EFFECTS THAT HAS ON AMERICANS AND THE GOVT. ELECTIONS; ….

“I see a black actress joining the NRA, buying guns & ammo, avoiding the surging KKK, and black riots,  by running into Sak’s 5th Ave store, and buying  a rotted silk wrap-dress  to disguise herself,She goes home, joins Netflix, and buys cheap junk China-made stuff over the net, and then throws it all away..—she stops payment to the stores.Fortunately, she is given an Oscar at the Black Acad. A2ards, & is very happy.She  ignores all the signs pointing to beginning of WW3, and calla up a cute actor called Leo,who also got an Oscar, and they go out to dinner. NICE!  “pirate_flag_by_mirz123-d6mw33p

 

(I like that  story best!  HAPPY HAPPY, REMEMBER INGRID BERGMAN AND HUMPHREY BOGART IN  PARIS, AND JUST FORGET WHAT HAPPENS TO THEM LATER. -AND PLAY IT GAIN, SAM, JUST DON’T THINK ABOUT THE BAD STUFF THAT’S REAL!  PRETEND IT DOES NOT EXIST!   WHY NOT? YOU CAN’T CHANGE IT, JUST IGNORE IT.). WISDOM WINS OUT. 🙂

(Sandraminadotty is pooped.)xookami-kittenx