“TRUMP RUNS FOR PREZ; HILARY DEMANDS FEMINISTS’ VOTES, AND NO MORE GOOD WATERMELON IN EUGENE, OR”

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.”is that, that painting called “the potato eaters”?” Asked Carolyn, as she looked at my latest blog entry. “No,” I answered her, taking a lot of pain killer for my joints, “it’s called “very crazily colored painting by very crazily – colored artist”, why do you ask?” “Nothing,” she finally replied, giving it up.Smoking

I had just been trying to call the long-distance number for the post office, trying to get my package rerouted so it would be picked up at my local post office, instead of being delivered to me on a day when I couldn’t stay home to get it. It actually took me two hours, calling and calling, and calling and waiting on their wait line,before the long-distance post office said, “no, you have to call up your local post office to arrange for them to keep your package there so you can pick it up.”

Thanks so much, federal post office department!the next time any of the states decide to secede from the union, and become independents, countries, themselves, I’ll remember this, and support them.they couldn’t be any worse getting a hold of individual post offices, at individual tiny countries post offices, any worse than our own big federal post office. So what the hell?

Back to the pony express, YAHOO!llamaglomp

besides the fact that Trump was running for president on the Republican ticket of, “I am just so much better than Obama could possibly be, and I’ll probably get rid of Obama care –” there wasn’t much chance that Obama could one up him. Not that I like Republicans or believe them, it was just that, all my experience with Obama and Obama care, was pretty much similar to dealing with a autistic three-year-old boy, who didn’t realize the world was round, and usually spent most of his days holed up in a ball in a drain pipe.

there was no doubt at this point that ANYONE could do the presidency better than Obama, and maybe not lie so much as well. – – Plus, “INACTION” was Obama’s middle name. Who could do worse than that?Post_Nuclear_Project_Entry__D_by_Gnog

HILLARY!! HILLARY! ONE TWO – THREE – HILLARY! (LOL)alliaxandromeda

Caroline was saying, over a cold drink,while all this manure was being discussed, “I can’t find any REGULAR WATERMELON!” With a sob. “That’s because,” I replied, swigging down awhiskey and pineapple juice, “there IS NO REGULAR WATERMELON anymore! I found that out myself, I can’t find them either. There is nothing except seedless genetically manipulated watermelon!”

“AND,all the seedless watermelon taste like crap, like cardboard, no sweetness, no flavor, nothing that leads me to think it’s a piece of fruit. And NOBODY has any regular old-fashioned watermelon now! I never thought I would get so old, I would see the death of watermelon. But that’s what happened. “

“These things we are supposed to call watermelon, taste like flavorless turnips.”singinwatermelongraphics-fruit-249004

“I have lived too long,” I replied, sitting down very hard. “When a woman can run for president, and I refuse to vote for her; watermelon all tastes like-year-old turnips; the Republican might get into the White House, just because the present Commander-in-Chief was ALSO ACTING like a year-old turnip rotting away in a deathly bad old garden.

“–Any of our diplomats or officials overseas are no longer physically safe because our federal government refuses to send troops to rescue them, and China can just zonk right into all the federal employees’ records and all information, just by using a couple of XBOXES.– – because the federal government’s computers are no longer able to stop them or to encrypt all the information.”

“are you trying to call us a Third World, or fourth world, or even a fifth world country,now?” Asked Carolyn, slurping some more pineapple juice/Whiskey. “yes, I guess I am,” I said, yawning in the heat of the day. “Then,” replied Carolyn drowsily, “you’re absolutely correct. We’re more like some desert in Africa, then any United States I ever heard of. – – And I bet they’ve got better watermelon then we do now,also! “cupcake_yummy_by_apparate-d3ca410

talk about having the worst of both worlds, instead of the best. High tech watermelon, low-tech, Washington DC.nobody had their priorities straight.

not that Eugene, or Lane County had its priorities straight, either. The Oregon Legislature decided to ignore the Oregon drought, in favor of making all the guns in Oregon completely ill legal, or registered, or, if they passed another cute little anti-firearm bill, requiring you to take out federal insurance on your firearm, or face a $10,000 fine if you didn’t.

okay, that was another Obama – Bill against firearms. How was it supposed to help us keep from getting invaded eventually by ISIS,which was rushing its way through every country it encountered, heading eventually for our shores?so that any ISIS , secret agents hidden in America, would have a very tough time paying the insurance on their firearms, thus rendering them disabled?

Caroline looked out at my backyard, and all the huge amounts of overgrown blackberry bushes, high weeds, and high grass, and asked me “aren’t you ever going to get your junky yard cut, ever, this summer?” “Are you volunteering?” I replied, looking for the whiskey bottle, and the lemons, and a CD of “baby doll”. “NO,” replied Carolyn hissing at me, “I just want to know if you’re going to finally get declared totally ill legal by the County, and get your whole place condemned?! It would definitely happen!”

“yes,” I sighed, “I know it’s going to happen, I just don’t have the money to do it, and all my joints are in so much pain, I can’t make up a huge amount of oxbow, and go out and spray them all myself right now. And don’t tell me to hire high school kids, they refuse to do that work anymore! They all want white-collar jobs in offices tapping on keyboards, even for the summer!”and I turned and looked at her – – “and don’t say I should hire a bunch of Mexican or Latin American wet backs, ill –legally, because all I have to do, is hire some poor, unemployed schnook -adult who can’t get a job here to save his life!”

“so, continued Caroline, looking up at the sun with one hand over her eyes, tentatively, “I think you’re probably going to let all the bushes, weeds, grass, and even the blackberry bushes DIE in the heat of the sun, in July instead, are you? So you don’t have to kill them yourself? Like some third world or fourth world peasant who has no money, has gotten old, and still is required to kill the weeds on his place by his dictatorship?”

“YOU GOT IT!” I said happily, finding the whiskey bottle, and making myself a lemonade and whiskey sour. “Welcome to the new third and fourth and fifth world country!hi Tec watermelons, and low-tech people! Low money, low politics, low action, and most of all low ethics and morals!Brazil is sending all of its unwanted criminal-peones to Oregon, I hear, because that countries getting too high tech filled with middle-class jobs, and hard up Europeans! Oh, and also lots of Chinese.”

“EVERY COUNTRY has lots of Chinese now,” replied Caroline, finally remembering to put on her sun–hat, although her nose had already burnt to a crisp. “They’re everywhere except in China. The only Chinese in China, are the ones who can’t afford to get out, and the ones who were running the factories.” She looked at me quizzically. “Is it true you’re trying to make some business deal with Ali Baba, the Chinese business website? What the hell are you up to? You’re not going to get some little tiny factory to manufacture quilted checkbook covers for you, are you? And sell them on eBay? Are you that much of a copycat?”

“NO! NO!”I replied vehemently, throwing the whiskey bottle into large blackberry bush, now that it was empty. “I’m not doing that at all! It’s a completely new invention, it’ll make us wealthy!” And Carolyn looked at me with the sick look in her eye, as this, “he finally gone off her rocker for good!”

“it’s just this,” I said, picking up a knife and slicing off a long length of blackberries vine, and shredding off all the leaves and thorns, and showing it happily to Carolyn. “I’ve invented a way to make shepherds hooks, ear rings, out of the matter of Oregon blackberry vines, the don’t have any metal in them, and are completely allergenic! They’ll revolutionize the ear wire industry! I just have to get some factory in China, to take all the vines, and manufacture the ear rings out of them! You could hang anything you want from ORGANIC – BLACKBERRY – VINE – EAR – WIRES!” I can hear Caroline gasped behind me.

“Sandramina,”she said my name slowly, as if trying not to scare me or upset me. “Maybe we should take you on some kind of vacation, like an ocean cruise to Alaska? Maybe you’ve been thinking too hard lately?and all that cold would take down the inflammation of your brain? What do you think?” I didn’t pay any attention to her, I kept talking about my new invention, ORGANIC – EAR––WIRES!

For women who could not wear any kind of metal in their ears! And MEN!ANYBODY could wear organic ear wires, even little babies, because they were made out of any kind of metal anymore! Not even titanium! And whoever heard of an Oregon blackberry vine hurting somebody’s ears? No way!

“you can’t take me, Hillary will hear about this! HILLARY will save me! I’m a feminist, Hillary loves feminists!Hillary loves all working people, middle-class, and all the good people of America! She’s going to get into office and reward us all! She’s going to get rid of BenGhazi, she’s going to get rid of Isis, she’s the GOOD FAIRY! she should’ve gotten into office, instead of Obama, she would’ve fixed all the whole country by now!”

– – I yelled, as the guys in white jackets from the mental health department, dragged me away, while I was wearing a very nice, totally locked up white jacket myself. Carolyn got in the back of the ambulance, and held my hand. “Don’t worry, it’s going to be okay,” she said soothingly,”it’s just the heat of the summer in this drought,the strain of not having any good watermelon anymore,not being able to vote feminist, and having your country designated fifth -rate-below Africa and Canada and the Sahara Desert, and smelling all the high=potency pot blowing off your new neighbors’ porch next door”, finished Carolyn.

“OH,” added my friend, “also having your latest chiropractor leave the United States, for Australia, and not being able to find another one in the United States on Medicare. That could be a lot for ANY SENIOR with back problems, having to put up with, and wigging out on narcotic painkillers, and newly bought marijuana – derivative – pain products.” Carolyn nodded sadly, as they took me away. “Was she ever be okay again?” She asked, but they looked at her and replied, “WAS SHE EVER ALL right?”

that’s a hard question to answer, if you live in Oregon, home of the fifth rate, fifth world – country and state, and even the Sahara desert is starting to look a lot better for watermelon than here.

(Sandraminadotty, being written for by her best friend, Carolyn, who is noncompus-mentis-temporarily, probably in the slightly disturbed wing of peace health Hospital, as it’s way too hot and way too dried out, and way too “Third -World -country to the- max.” In Eugene, Oregon. no longer the home of summer fruits and vegetables; cuz we only get ours from Mexico, Chile,Latin  America, New Jersey, and Baltimore now.

Nobody DOES ANYTHING in Eugene, Oregon, or Lane County now, except steal transportation-grants from the fed. govt. and use them to land-blast-all the business and sidewalks on 7th Ave., take all the traffic off, and put a big green bus on 7th; so all the rush-hour traffiic will spill over onto 3 lanes, hit passengers, and conjur gridlock for 3 hrs. that is usually only ONE HOUR!!  

CELEBRATE EUGENE!!shocked  WE GOT THE DUMBEST COUNTY,Jumpin___On_the_Bed_by_AutumnOwl THE MOST RUTHLESS MAYOR,candy-pumpkin101 AND THE MOST_crying__rvmp_by_bad_blood CHICKEN-SHIT VOTERS AND TAX-PAYERS IN THESE HERE CRUMBLING U.S. STATES!! OH_SHI__by_KimRaiFan  and no watermelon,singinwatermelongraphics-fruit-249004 fruit, produce, or MAIL!!!agua-turtle677893

HAIL THE PACIFIC-NORTHWEST-FLOOSIE-STATE!!   “HOOKERS-R-US-WE VOTE THEM INTO MAYOR!!”…

NO MORE BLOG–SOFTWARE TOO SCREWED UP”– (but everything is screwed up anyway, in Eugene Oregon)

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(representational piece of modern art, trying to represent GO DUCKS – – bought from Oregon artists)

The reason I am bitching and moaning and saying that I’m dumping my word press blog , are the following raisins: (snicker snicker).confidentwalk (1)

In the first place,I can’t find any way to fix this stupid word press frame on my blog, which is way too wide now, and I can’t fix it so that I can type on it properly.

Plus, when you try to leave the page,the sticker comes on:”You don’t want to leave the page do you?DON’T GO!! You will erase any changes!(which is what I was trying to do.) NO!! do not leave the page!:” and when i hit the button”leave the page,”it REFUSES TO LEAVE THE PAGE!!act13.gifbumpcrazy

YEAH. it freezes my whole screen, so I cannot leave the page! I cannot turn off the computer,or close it!!HA HA. WORDPRESS, you really fixed it, so no one can leave the page–you’re so scared they will erase their changes—which is what we’re trying to do! If we leave the page,we can erase the wrong changes we made, you dumpkoffs!! But you think we’re the ones screwing up!! So you fixed the “do not leave the page or you’ll erase your changes” so we cannot LEAVE the page at all!! We cannot turn off the computer screen!! Wow, what power and knowledge you guys have!! You made up our minds for us.  You wankers. (more raisins for you, snicker.)  I finally had to force the computer to close. ha ha. No, I’m not mad–yet. But I’m going in that direction.  :)

That is a big bad Wolf of my WordPress,.org, totally un- read by anybody on the web blog. Which they did not warn me about, when they gave me a WordPress.org blog. They never told me, nobody would ever read it because it was.org._ohdeargodno__by_Sinister_Starfeesh

So now I have the whole job literally of transferring the whole thing over to WordPress.com. Which is still free supposedly. But, if you look up all your instructions for doing this, you may as well go out and get a degree in computer software. Which I don’t want to do right now I am too old and I would die before it was done. Plus, the arthritis in my hands would not hold up for that._boxer__by_jSepia

So let’s start complaining about WordPress right now.I think that would be a very good idea. In the first place, okay word press, why didn’t you tell me that if I use.org, for WordPress nobody the hell would ever read it? And it’s definitely not getting read. It’s probably because it’s not a very good blog, but it’s also not in the mainstream of WordPress.com anyway that’s what somebody recently told me and gave me a message on the blog. Supposedly write from WordPress. “Dear lady, please transfer all of your blog over to WordPress.com. Nobody is reading your blog at all because you’re stuck on WordPress.org! – You idiot.”

so if I’m that much of an idiot, why am I supposed to be able to transfer all of my blog through your witty and simple instructions, over to WordPress.com? Of course that’s going to be very easy to do. Especially since I can’t even figure out how to fix my margins, so that I can see the updates sign anymore. Angry_Mob_by_Sinister_Starfeesh

HOW THE HELL DO I TRANSFER MY BLOG OVER TO WORDPRESS. COM? The good fairies are just going to come over and fly it over?…Fairy_Transformation_by_Zikes

And also that’s another thing; what happened to update? The little sign on your page that lets you update when you type? I mean, that’s supposed to be there, right? Or wrong? So how I update this stupid thing? When there’s no update? So you went and changed something else on this dumb thing and didn’t tell me, as usual.

That’s what I get for having a free blog on WordPress. It’s kind of like having only extended basic service on cable TV; you can watch all those channels, but believe me if you’ve watched TV lately, you know that there’s absolutely nothing on. NOTHING.you’re not going to be able to get anything watchable, until you upgrade to a couple of movie channels. – And pay extra.

The last time they actually wrote any good TV shows, was when they had that huge flood of science fiction shows on all the channels. That was it. And I’m not going to count all the stupid “lost” episodes. Do you remember the way they ended that show? COP OUT!  That was an absolute copout. That’s the way you get out of not knowing what the fuck to do with your ending; kill everybody off. No, Shakespeare did not do that because he was a good writer, he did that because it was the fashion. You’re not getting away with that excuse.TV writers have no relationship whatsoever to Shakespeare.

and let’s not forget the latest fiasco of that wonderful series called “MAD MEN”. Did that sucker end or not? I can’t tell. They’re not making any more. But they did not say that! Or at least not when I was watching. So I don’t know whether it’s off or not. But it is off. Ended.and there wasn’t even any ENDING. Unless the ending was supposed to be, that the main madman went off into the sunset, drinking his little alcoholic butt to oblivion. That’s not much of an ending. And  that show was definitely not “days of Wine and roses”. It was all about very risqué old-fashioned underwear and women’s girdles, and nylons, and how women were supposed to be just sex objects in the office. and men really really liked it.

Aww, the good old days!! when men were men, and they drank lots of liquor and didn’t worry about their livers.

that’s been happening a lot on TV; TV series that end without a boom, or a notice that they’re ending. So you’re up in the air, and asking your neighbors, or your friends, “say, is that show over? Or are they just haggling about wages again? And they’re always late getting the episodes out say, about a whole year?  and is Dr. who over?cause I don’t see any new episodes of that either?

“Boy do I miss the TARDIS. It Looks just like that out- house we used to have in the back.”

now let’s keep complaining and not slack off. All right, I’m going to complain about something political;HEY THERE!MR..PRESIDENT!. PRESIDENT OBAMA! Do you have any excuse for THROWING ALL  THOSE PEOPLE  OFF  OF MEDICARE  PART D WHO TAKE PSYCHIATRIC MEDICATION?    (DARLING? Sweetie?)

You think we’re all going to be very well supplied by our LOCAL mental health Department and state government?and that all those schizophrenic and psychotic people, including the ones who are dangerously criminal, criminals, on psychiatric medicine are just going to be taken care of by the local mental health department because they have plenty of funds ? And the state governments are going to be able to medicate all those dangerously psychotic, and often homeless, schizophrenics, because all the state governments have so much money?

Wonderful.

you know that  one of them already got that Sen. in the head with a bullet. So does Pres. Obama think that he is completely protected and immune from getting one also from a very very crazy psychotic person off their medication? The medication that president Obama himself decided to stop? Because it cost too much money? And he wants to put all that money into Obama care, so you have to pay thousands and thousands of dollars for your deductible or else you can’t use it? Isn’t that intelligent?

so let’s go on with our not slacking off complaint; if president Obama should get hit in the head by a bullet from a very crazy person or a very overly political person (not much difference),WHO IS he going to blame? Is he going to blame our local mental health Department, because they didn’t have to enough money to give the poor person medication? Is he going to complain about our state government because they didn’t have enough money for mental health?

No, president Obama from his sick bed, while his brain is embedded with a couple of bullets, is going to have to complain about his own program, where he decided to cut all of that psychiatric medicine out of Medicare part D. And that’s the truth.

WHY? There’s no reason a lot of our senior citizens are not particularly un – crazy themselves.after all, president Obama has really inflamed seniors in every corner of our country, by cutting $700 billion out of their Medicare. If that’s not enough to make somebody crazy, I don’t know what is.after all, my age is about 67, and I am actually riddled with neurological antidepressant medication, or else I go crazy, go down to the local gun store, buy a whole bunch of handguns and rifles, and ammunition, get a little training from the National Rifle Association, and jump on a bus to Washington DC.

who says the elderly are jovial and mature? I say they are not jovial and mature. You should see some of the people in Eugene Oregon – a lot less mature than perhaps Hades. I have known and talk to or tried to talk to, so the extremely monstrously extreme left-wing liberals, in Eugene, who have ranted and raved horrendously, so badly, that I think president Obama should start worrying now. And those were middle-aged or elderly people.

They still had a lot of steam left in them. I know that those people happen to be very angry about the extreme non-left-wing stances that president Obama has been taking, (according to them anyhow) and if you cut off their medication, they’re probably going to take the next flying saucer, gray rabbit bus, or volkswagen bus to Washington DC, and probably shoot your head off. – If you can manage to get away from one of your Hawaiian  vacations with your wife and kiddies, or failed foreign visits, and actually BE in Washington DC.minding the business.

(did you know that Hitler actually invented the Volkswagen bus? (The “People’s car”?)and I’m sure that he also approved of the Mercedes-Benz.)”that German engineering.”

I forgot, Obama; you don’t really mind the business, you actually REINVENT all the LAWS of the federal government in the country. That’s what your true job is. And you also REINVENT the Constitution of the United States. I guess that is a pretty big job. That’s why when people look on the map of the world, for the United States of America, they can’t find it anymore. It’s listed as OBAMAVILLE.

the funny thing is, I just looked up some history, of 1776. The basic reasons that the colonists revolted against Britain and went to war, were the following: Taxation without representation, by Britain.the British were taxing the colonists to death. Also, if you were a colonist, you had no rights, you could be hauled away, to prison or what ever, without any trial or jury. No phone call. It was legal.thank God that could never happen now.

(Raisins, snicker snicker.) Plenty of raisins.

it is true,that suddenly I feel lighthearted and light shouldered, because there are no burdens and worries and stress on my shoulders now that I have written this great and wonderful blog episode. It really does make you feel free and better, to get all those worries off your mind, and transfer them onto everybody else on the web.

that is, until I get plenty of visits from the FBI and CIA, if I can manage to get them to read this blog, because they now think that, as a senior citizen I am extremely dangerous. DARN. and the last time the FBI visited me, they sent really big, tall, heavy duty young guys, with scowls on their faces. all over some ranting and raving on the web, where people usually rant and rave and nobody takes it seriously.but somehow, these great agents missed out completely on all signs of the forthcoming Boston bombing. Tsk tsk. What a bad day to miss.

After all, nobody’s reading my blog!that’s what I get for being.org. Instead of.com.I can never get any real terrorists on here, reading it, to make any comments.

but who cares, all that matters is, now I feel good. And relaxed. That must be the real secret of writing a blog it makes YOU feel better, never mind the people who read or don’t read it. They’re not the main purpose of it after all. :)    

(   :)   Signing off, Sandramina, in Whoville homeless village, Eugene, OR,  kicking homeless people in the shins, stepping on their dogs’ paws, and raiding their bottles of “Boone’s Farm Apple-Cherry Wine”. I am such a MEAN old lady, I still want my Medicare part D!!  Why should I let Obamacare have it?? He’s still getting bribes from insurance-companies to screw the public. And THAT is a lotta dough.  $$$$$$$$) …

“WHY ARE THERE FEW BLACK PEOPLE IN OREGON? A SECRET HISTORY”–( WHERE THEY TRY TO SKEWER THE UNIVERSITY OF OREGON, AND OREGON ITSELF)

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I was on the telephone, with my friend Ronni, who lives in Portland, when I was reading a copy of “Northwest Boomer and senior newsletter”. My eyes lit on the meeting at the Eugene city library, February 23rd, 2 PM, that said “why are there few black people in Oregon? A secret history.” And that was what their meeting was about. “It looks like you’re not supposed to be here, and you don’t exist,” I said to my friend who  is black. “According to this, there aren’t any of you in Oregon. Only white people.”_ohdeargodno__by_Sinister_Starfeesh

“who the hell said that?” Replied my friend, very irritated;” so I don’t exist? And the rest of my friends don’t either? Who the hell do these people think they are? A secret history? What are they blabbing about?” “I know what they’re going to talk about,” I replied. “They’re going to tell about how the University of Oregon was founded by members of the Klu Klux Klan; and that Oregon was terribly racist and had lots of Klu Klux Klan members here, OH! – – And the reason why there are not huge numbers of black people here (the way they are supposed to be) is because we’re still very racist in Oregon, and the university is still really racist. I also saw these people’s video on YouTube, describing how segregated the very old university was.”creat08.gifdemon makefacesgy

my friends laughing, very loud, resounded in my ear; “oh my, that is absolutely hysterical! Like all those black organizations at the University, don’t exist? And all the black student body especially during the 60s, didn’t exist?  I guess that would leave out affirmative-action also;and all those African American political groups that were so active and involved in the University. And I guess the African-American PROFESSORS in the college don’t exist either?”lightninghitsterb231lightninghitsterb231

“Yes, and I guess the African-American studies programs don’t exist either.  Wow! I guess these people in this group are running on hallucinatory mushrooms or something. Gee,Ronni,I guess you don’t exist after all!how you feel about that? At least you don’t have to pay taxes I guess, ha ha ha ha ha!”we laughed for a couple of more minutes.it was really a gas, what this “very discriminated against group” was agitating about.chasevulturestor17

What were they agitating about? THE PAST.the old and ancient past of Oregon, where there truly were Klu Klux Klan operating, and lots of members that were here. But, Oregon was typical among quite a few states in the United States that had very active Ku Klux Klan and segregation of black people.there was no mention in the propaganda of this meeting, about all the other states at that time in history who had even more active Klu Klux Klan, especially in the deep South.for some reason, this group had decided that little old OREGON, and the University of Oregon, were far worse than any of the other southern states, as far as discrimination of black people, and that’s why there were so few black people in Oregon. We were absolutely still racist to the edge.makefacesgy

I did call up this group, later on, to try and find out just exactly what its motives were, as to digging up the old past and skewering Oregon and the University with it. Just what were it’s motives anyway? I mean,  history is one thing and it’s a good thing to read up on it. But as far as saying that “there are so few black people in Oregon, because it has such a horrible racist past, and it’s still racist and bad bad bad!” – – And deliberately not mentioning how racist the other states were, except for this one.poophorskngt

And that title was really misleading; “why are there so few black people in Oregon?” – Because of the very racist and Ku Klux Klan past in this state? Except that, all of that was completely gone. Vanished into the past. Oregon was one of the most liberal and left-wing and Democrats, and pro-ethnic diversity states and universities in the whole United States. so it was a little odd that they were accusing a very liberal left wing and Democrat state, of being anti-black?buttmad209

I talked to the leader of the group, but I still couldn’t get any real answers. What was the reason for dredging all this up, and smearing Oregon with it? The only thing I could get out of them was, “Oregon is still completely racist, against black people, and all their disgusting past has to be dug up and exhibited to everybody.” I had to admit that it really did exist in history. But why, oh, why, was it to blame for tons of black people not coming here en masse, to enjoy the rain, freezing cold weather, snow, hail, and lots of GLOOM that they would absolutely just love instead of California or Miami?famlap97.gifkaostorm

so according to this group, the only thing that kept so many black people from flocking here, to enjoy all the snow and snow storms, frozen streets, broken pipes, rain, sleet, months of GLOOM without sunshine, was that nasty old Oregon and the also nasty University of Oregon, had such a bad nasty naughty anti-black person past. And that was still going on! Oh my oh my!lumineux.gifhairscared BOOM_chtiiik_booom_CHIIK_by_Pixelisto

I had never thought about that before; was it really obvious that African American people just love all that nasty lovely wet and cold weather,and it seemed they wanted to come here in large groups and settle?among all the hippies? And all the unemployed and homeless? With the very high jobless rate, unemployment, and complete lack of jobs?and all the white trash? And the huge abundant amount of working poor? And they really longed to pay high prices for food, never see the sunshine all winter, watch their gardens get destroyed by super slugs, never be able to raise tomatoes instead of accidentally raising lots of banana slugs instead?l gunsshootinglove ove13

You know Black people just LOVE BANANA SLUGS; better than corn-bread.I  had ignored  all these facts.icon_confused  makefacesgy

It just really never occurred to me before. I guess I had been blocking it out. And the fact that I had African American friends, here Kept me from realizing just how much all the other Black folk in California, and warmer climates were being kept  From moving here, and getting used to all that wonderful freezing weather we had. It just never occurred to me, DARN! I didn’t really want to think that they too, desired to get up in the morning, put on huge fluffy coats, and shovel out 6 feet of snow hindering their cars and blocking their driveways.plus, skidding  all over the icy black freezing highways, ending up in snowbanks, having to be pulled out by American automobile Association tow trucks.fuckyeahseakingplz

To think that we were somehow keeping them from this paradise. Tsk tsk.#2fridaythe13th

I suppose they were tiring of lovely and warm, exotic and special Louisiana and St. Louis by now; and that they wanted so much to dessert all their family, and move here to this strange wonderful and not exotic or lovely, but somewhat green, state.not to mention all the great restaurants and cooking and FOOD. After all, Oregon has such great restaurants, full of vegetarianism, raw food, odd food, fast food. The South just couldn’t hold a candle with its Paul Prudomme, Cajun and Creole cooking, crawfish and seafood. Sigh. Corn bread, fried chicken, and other yummy yummys of the South, well, they were getting so tired of that – – they wanted to rough it in Oregon and go to Carl’s Junior instead.glompunch

I talked to some of my other friends about this, and they thought I was crazy.”why in hell would African-Americans want to move to Oregon in large groups? What the heck for? There wasn’t any employment, the welfare was all gone as or no food stamps here either. The government saw to that.” I guess they were just itching to compete with all that lower white trash here, for welfare and stuff like that? Sure, I’m sure they were. It was just our terrible discriminating segregating anti-black person past that was holding them back.superduper2angry

“I don’t think that a lot of my friends would want to dessert meat,  barbecue, and go all vegan instead,” one of my African-American acquaintances,” sure, I like greens; but nothing but Greens, and no MEAT? In favor of “all organic vegetables”, macrobiotic diets, brown rice and veggie-burgers?? Your town is pretty low-down on food, if you ask me.”Gluten-free diets”?  No bread??” He did some colorful language here, and I had to chuckle.”Damn, your town is taken over by YUPPIES!! “he continued.”Those self-important, “save the world instead of the U.S.”-type, who think it makes them Queen of the May to save all of Africa?!! OH, YEAH, I’d just LOVE to live among those snot-noses!!  Not to mention–“he lowered his voice-“You got the whole population of GAY SAN FRANCISCO THERE!! SHIT, MAN. ”   “Not really your cup of tea,then?” I replied. “No, I’ll pass on that. heh heh.”  I had forgotten that he really liked WOMEN. And that did not include lesbian women. ghostgrabfood2!cid_FF78CA367CF44289B18E48B1FA797710@DorothyHP

It appeared that a few of my African-American friends had no desire to move to Eugene, or Lane County, or even visit here. “You got nothing there, honey. Those organic-range-chicken-eggs aren’t enough reason.”  “Not the small organic boutique farms either?”  “Boutique “organic” small farms, a good reason to not live there or go there. Not in my budget, Sandramina!”secretlaugh

 And I had to agree that the COOKING HERE could not hold up to the Southern parts of the United States. Eugene Oregon thought that CUP-CAKES or TOFU were the be all and end all of cuisine; did I mention they have cake made out of BEETS HERE? _slamhead__revamp_by_Synfull  makefacesgymore2leatherface

No wonder my diet was working so well; hm…”beet-cake” was not so alluring to the palate.dighole

“I am not surprised you’re losing some weight, “said Ronni, from Portland.”Yeah, cake made of beets just somehow misses out compared to black bottom pie. mud pie. or black-bottom cupcakes. Or even Oreos.  Sheet.” She then invited me to come up some time to Portland. cause she still knew old-time good cooking, and was pretty handy with an oven or a skillet. “Want me to bring anything?” I asked. “Just your appetite, sugar, “and she laughed that hearty laugh of hers. What was such a really good cook, doing in PORTLAND? The hipster city was lucky to have her. aanother1love02

What were the few black people doing in Oregon? Just unlucky I guess. They just were not aware of how racist Oregon and the university of Oregon was, nasty, segregationist, and heavily into that vanished KKK that used to be, and no longer was.  UH…that is, “Why Are there so few black people in Oregon?”-group was well into it , being obsessed by it. The rest of us could easily live without it. 

I was heavily into fried chicken myself.   :)  _piethrow__by_de_Motemakefacesgyfry

(Sincerely, Sandraminda, in racist and liberal-left–wing Democrat Eugene Oregon, home of “beet-cake” and other lovely organic tidbits. )  > :O    GAG!!!makefacesgy

“WHY PEOPLE NEVER TELL YOU THE TRUTH: THE ENIGMA, AND MUSINGS IN EUGENE, OR”

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This will be a difficult blog entry to write; physically and otherwise. It concerns, honesty, lying, truth, and a lotta pain. Mostly mine.

Remember how your mom and/or dad, when something was bad, hurt, or turned out wrong., and you cried, said, “Hush, don’t cry. every thing will be alright,, it will be fine, don’t worry!”–??

What they REALLY MEANT, was, ” Don’t cry, you can’t change or fix it, you just have to accept it. Get used to life the way it is..”

I realize this as an old person.People sill try to tell me,” you’re ok. Don’t worry so much. Just become more optimistic, yer so pessimistic! There’s always a good side to everything if you look for it.” (Smiley voice tone.)…to be continued ….

“HOW I KEPT MY EYE INFECTION, WITH WEEKS OF PEACE HEALTH EYE DOCTORS; A SENIOR STORY OF MEDICAL CARE IN THE WILLAMETTE VALLEY, EUGENE, OREGON”

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IN the first place, there’s no doctor (in my clinic) available in Peace Health medical clinics, at any time for at least a month here. That’s why my friend Caroline TRIES TO GO TO SALEM, TO GET THE REAL GOOD MEDICAL CORPORATION. (SHE TRIES.) i, being a regular senior on medicare and social security, am stuck in the Valley Willamette, of the LA traffic, freeways, and SMOG . (So much for the pretty pictures painted by “Oregon” and “Eugene” magazines, which I won’t go into. )_leosguard___edit__by_MrM4tty

Years ago, I’d have been going to UCMED CENTER ON PARNASSUS AVE, in San Francisco,and I would have gotten rid of the constant yellow drip of the goo in my left eye’s corner. It’s been going on for over a MONTH, and they still can’t get rid of it.It came with a sinus infection,(which is gone, courtesy of “Eugene Urgent Care, 1800 Coburg rd. Eugene, OR”, and that’s probably where I am headed again. popepoke8f53fc709437ce7f

The  Medical Peace Health eye-doctor not only can’t get rid of it, he doesn’t have time to see me; hah hah (and i don’t wanta see him at least not in my left eye, joke) but my regular medical doc refuses to see me cause this  eye doctor started the care.–evileye blindstor13

and doctors stick together here; if one screws you up, the others also won’t help you. lavi-n

 TRUE. Eugene Urgent Care started it, and obviously, after Peace Health eye-doctors can’t get rid of it, and now REFUSE to see me, who am I left with?abandon_all_hope_sign_by_sanguineepitaph-d36w8mi

That’s, right, a hike off to good old Eugene Urgent Care, cause they at least WILL SEE ME, (unlike my medical Dr, or even his cohort Doc, at good old Peace Health medical clinic —,and then you don’t have to wonder WHY I get asthma, bronchitus, and sinus infections with infected eyes. blindstor13

Eugene has SMOG. cries (1)   VERY SERIOUS-L.A.-SMOG.

(Officially, I don’t have the CHRONIC asthma, and bronchitus yet, the  TRAFFIC pollution hasn’t killed me that excessively yet. but it’s been predicted.)  _ILIKEFEEDINGBATS__by_crula

THE FUN OF LOOKING FORWARD TO THE FUTURE!!black_cat_by_angelishi-d5xqm0y (1)DYING AND BEING OLD IN PAIN, MAKES DEATH LOOK GOOD.

(with at least the right eye.) dirtysexsqueezeagainact03

“Why is it taking you so long to blog?” asks Caroline,looking over my shoulder.”There’s a couple reasons for that,”I replied, hen-pecking=away.”I no longer have any dictation-program, they all crashed out.I have to type, and i’m in CONSTANT PAIN.–i GAVE UP ON DUMB, LOCAL COMPUTER HELP; AND–Dr. SAYS,”leave me alone, go take what you already got,for pain.”His whole clinic said that.chopwoodsmiley-chores017

“GO AWAY!!! OBAMACARE SWAMPED US, there’s no doctors in the USA any more unless yer rich!!and medicare is GONE!!  UNFUNDED!!”  Obviously, i’m nor rich. rich people don’t blog about THESE PROBLEMS. The Met Costume Institute Gala Annual, that’s their blog!!css_fairy_glitter_glomp_by_pica_ae-d5r8zw0 tangodanpineappletardplzgui_tard_by_kinnisonarc-d4de732Spin_it_good_by_Droneguard (1) gangnam (1)  _dancing_queen__by_Sneffy2ndmoondanceact21

“So you’re really going back to Urgent Care on Coburg>” said Caroline, reading my future. “Yes,”i reply,”I am now one of the great unwashed ill masses, who have govt. insurance, and ain’t rich!!And I missed marrying into the Bush-Oil family!” (any old rich codgers out there? I still like men, somewhat–especially rich ones.)_love__by_cookiemagik-d35xgjx

“Well, my hard-working contractor hubby dumped me,”sighed Caroline.”Welcome to the other great poverty bunch; women alone with kids.” (Double-groan) In Oregon, its double-diget,or triple-numbers cause Oregon women HAVE TO HAVE KIDS!!!  it is required!!  even while single!! (??) Don’t ask me why, ask them. _fuckthis__by_crakaemotes (1)

As I make ready for my very important trip(s) to Eugene Urgent Care, I remember what Canada and Britain said to America, and our uninsured people; “You need to get socialist-govt. medical insurance, like us!!You capitalist idiots!!” Avi_mini_cow_MMC_by_MixedMilkChOcOlate

And they are correct; now our fed. govt. and insurance companies are fat and happy, and we’re entrenched in the dirty,filthy ERs of London, waiting for 8 hrs. with a broken hand, which gets tied together finally with a popsicle stick.(No doctors avail. in London.)–or, we WILL BE.

And, like Canadians, we have to go over the borders, to other countries next door, to get medical care, with money—OH, YES, THAT’S STILL our fabulous future!! angel_with_harp_by_benediktxvii-d5qy9ma

“What are you going to do, if they can’t fix it?” says Caroline, while I queue up to wait, at the drop-in.”I(f they can’t  fix it, I eventually do this”, I reply, yellow goo min my left corner of eye again, ouch. “OK, the only people getting real medical care will be the rich, right?”  “Yeah, so what?”  444heartattack (1)

“So I get a gun,or two, partners, and we set out to kidnap and hold hostage for a billion, very rich KIDS of wealthy people!!”  Caroline looks dismayed. “And we either get all the money, retire to a healthy part of South America, and pay MONEY TO DOCTORS, which is what they really WANT AND DEMAND!!–NOT this worthless govt. shit!!–either way, I either get my left eye well, or—I get probably all of me dead!!” which is a fair trade off. _sniper__by_ser1x

I either get my left eye well, or I have a terrific gun-battle with police, & FBI, and finally get out of pain and infection!!–and I get outta this grim, horrible life!!!(No way I am going to fucking prison, kiddos, unless it’s got full medical care!!!)

Does it? Who cares? Not me. smiley-rolling-joint(an you imagine, me getting CANCER? FORGEDDABOUTIT.)

We seniors spent our whole lives, paying huge soc.sec. taxes and income taxes to the fed, govt. and now, they tell us”Forget it, Obumacare (!!!) comes first!!  And govt. employees, and political representatives, and the RICH get medical treatment!!  You dumb taxpayers can go SHIT IN A FILTHY CLOSET TO GET A DOCTOR!!!—OR GO KIDNAP THE KID OF A RICH BUSH!!” (Eventually, some day, very likely.)  3c61d38d617e7e24f45c7ed92473b0da

“And WHAT CAN YOU DO, TO FORCE US TO GIVE BACK THE TAXES? HAH HAH YOU DUMB TAX-PAYERS!!!”lol__emotes_by_5penguins

And another reason why, I just paid another donation to the NRA, National Rifle Assoc., and it was worth every penny. _drone__by_ScreamingGerbil

WHY THE HELL didn’t I pay all those taxes to THEM INSTEAD? gangster

Something for you young tax-payers to think about, in Eugene, OR. OUCH, my eye really hurts!!!  fuck!! b;ackfridayf26dcce1b00abec246a8136b4ea8f1c9-d34s9fc

(Sandraminadotty, going out to shoot tin-cans off, in a woodland setting, but one-eyed shootists have to practice, too.)   :)

(PS—TO THE FBI:  THIS PERSON WRITING THIS BLOG , IN REALITY IS NOT PLANNING TO COMMIT CRIMES AGAINST ANY PERSONS, OR GOVTS, OR ANY ORG. OR BUNCHES OF SOCIAL-CLASSES. THIS IS A FUN, FANTASY, CREATIVE-HUMOUR BLOG.—NOT ANY FACTUAL AMT. OF INFO. AT ALL. the author constantly bitches and complains, for humour; oh, yes.  annzie1991 –SIGNED, SANDRAMINADOTTY.

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“FBI IGNORES CYBER-CRIME TERRORISTS, DOES NOT CARE, HANGS UP ON YOU!!!–IN WA DC, CYBER-TERRORIST-TIPS-LINE HATES TO BE BOTHERED!!!!—in Eugene OR”

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“I got hacked,”I said to my good buddy, Caroline. “How do you know?” good buddy asked. “They very  politely told me so,”I   replied.sparklysueplz killpikachusterb034

.”THEY TOLD YOU, THEY HACKED YOU?”  horror04.gifmorehorribleharrasshorror Caroline replied..”Yes,”i said, throwing my phone thru the air, barely missing the cat.”‘And since the guy sent me an email, with his email address,.I tried to phone the  cyber-terrorist line, in WA DC, where they  hog all your taxes,WA  DC, HEE HEE!–Get_Away_with_a_Tank_by_madb0y AND when I gave them the guy’s email, the website, and told them the guy got all my personal ID, THE WOMAN ON THE CYBER-TIP-LINE KEEPS HANGING UP ON ME!”_madtyper__by_X_wing9

“Sounds to me,” replied Caroline, looking at the cold rain,”like they aren’t interested in cyber-terrorism. are they?”_lick__by_CookiemagiK

“No, “I said,”do you think I can get comcast to help me?” “They don’t really care,do they”??  “NAHHHH—” I replied glumly..”I think I’ll dump comcast, and go get cheaper Centurylink internet.” “Good idea!!” said Caroline._papaphobia__by_crakaemotes

“–But what about the BOMBS?” i Complained further. “WHAT bombs?” asked my good buddy.BOOM_chtiiik_booom_CHIIK_by_Pixelisto

“The bombs that the cyber-terrorists on Veehd.com, are talking about exploding in the USA?”happycry

“BOMBS going off in the USA?” “Yes, soon,in the future,” I whined. _fuckthis__by_crakaemotes

“didn’t you tell them that?” asked a disturbed Caroline.  angryhedbombedboese020

“I told them, the veehd.com cyber-terrorists stole all my id!!!” i whined some more. “Why should they care” “Hey, I pay their taxes!!” Caroline said,”Stop doing that!!”  ohhhh.gifscareeyes

“Stop doing what? calling the cyber-crime hot line?” piano_mote_by_indigojelly

.”No, stop paying them taxes!!!!” replied Caroline.  girl-says-no-no-smiley-emoticon

“Good idea, my ID got ripped off, my bank acct. got stolen, i don’t have taxes -money now!!” “They’ll throw you in prison,” said Caroline.” “Well, can’t get water outta a stone,” I whined.chopwoodsmiley-chores017

“It’s ok, everything is going to get bombed, remember?”  “Oh, yeah, guess they don’t wanta know,”I whined. “Especially since, aren’t they—?”  “Yeah, bombs on the rose garden, too, forgot to tell em that.” “Its ok, guess someone will notice that.Maybe so.why tell em??”free_shrugs____plz_by_sparklydest-d4qm3si

“Yeah, i can’t report a bad terrorist crime to WA DC, not like they’re listening!!”  “No, NOT like they listen, why tell them anything?” 125.gifpandatree

“Ok, when the bombs go pop, can I say,”I tried to tell you so”??”  “Yes, give em a razzz!!!”candy_store_freak_out_by_rythemguy-d3a69fh

“Why do you suppose that Boston marathon bombing happened anyway?”  “Someone tried to tell em about that one, too. blah!! they’ll find out any how.”  bill_cipher_emoticon_by_krackat_emoticon-d9azjfo

“Don’t you hate having a huge big govt.?”  “I do, and i hate paying for it, i’m going to hang up on the IRS!!!   BYE, IRS!!!”assassins_creed_by_kath602-d6jcp01

(BYE, WA DC!!!  STOP hanging up on us all, you assholes!!!)  we’re hanging up on you. >:) m1605.gifhorsekik.

(sandraminadotty stops phoning in any more terrorist tip lines, you too?)klink_by_creepyjellyfish-d7a49fu

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“HOW TO GET GOOD CHINESE FOOD DELIVERED IN EUGENE. OR” —BIG CHANCE!

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“wow, what happened to my blog? this gravitar took over!!” I was tearing my hair out,trying to get into my blog posts, and running into “Gravitar takes over, you should be grateful!!”.#2frankenstein

I was just trying to do my usual blog posting, but this fucking monster software put on me by weirdo word press had taken over my entire dashboard. Oh, no, hackers again!!”Lena Dunham is unhappy about Hillary? “”  “It’s that show where the weird, fat tattooed misfit girl takes her clothes off, and no one wants to see it,” replied Caroline, hanging around as usual. –and she was right, no one wanted to see it.kanto___015___beedrill___animation_by_pkmn_pro-d5a3px7

I also got whapped with statistics pages, and gravitar wanted to “wrap me in happiness, and put me in my pod”???  Was this the invasion of the Blog-snatchers?  Even MY DUMB BLOG? oh, yes, that no one wanted to see?killpikachusterb034

“Caroline,” I mulled over in my mind,” do you still know that guy who you can hire to put bad viruses into some one’s websites? hmm??”  “He got arrested by the feds, but he’s out on bail,” she replied.”I can ask him if he needs cash to run off to Canada.I think he’s going to do that.”anotherflyingmombackand forth stor14

“What experience does he have?”  “He was part of the transfer of millions of bucks from foreign govts. to the Clinton charity,” she replied calmly.”___which is why he’s out on bail.but he’s still doing business.” “He’s going to jump bail? from the feds??”I was surprised. “How can he do that?” “Easily,” she said.”He’s going to jump to one of those foreign countrys he helped the Clinton charity connect with.But i’d ask him for the virus now, before some govt. executes him.”onoffrantsmiley-angry018

“Hmm..” I mulled over again;”Maybe I better skip that for now.”. Why would I want to buy a virus,and suddenly get subpenoaed by the FBI to witness crime?–that i paid for? OOPs, NAAAH!!! I wasn’t part of the Clinton Charity-Party-Fund-candidate-intrusion??  I had minor crimes, i wanted to keep those.”Caroline,”I queried.”How can a Hillary being investigated for huge tax fraud, run for president at the same time? Is that legal?”Animal_Emote__Rooster_by_neko_senpaiAnimal_Emote__Rooster_by_neko_senpaiAnimal_Emote__Rooster_by_neko_senpaiAnimal_Emote__Rooster_by_neko_senpaiAnimal_Emote__Rooster_by_neko_senpaiAnimal_Emote__Rooster_by_neko_senpaiAnimal_Emote__Rooster_by_neko_senpaiAnimal_Emote__Rooster_by_neko_senpaiAnimal_Emote__Rooster_by_neko_senpaiAnimal_Emote__Rooster_by_neko_senpai

Caroline was still pissed off over the Kowloon restaurant sending us COLD CHINESE FOOD by their delivery. Could you only get cold-take-out-delivery Chinese in Eugene? What fabulous foods were available in Eugene and Lane county?”Non-gluten pastry,” said Caroline.”NON-gluten? what the hell? I LIKE my gluten!” I was upset.”Nobody glutens like a native! Crap, i’m going back to Abby’s pizza, at least they deliver hot!!”  And they had plenty of the gluten I craved in my diet._fly__by_KimRaiFan

“Now,” said Caroline, humming,”If you were the prez. of the US, you could change the Constitution to include thin crispy crust, and force all the Chicago deep-dish to get arrested. He does that every day,invents his own culinary-constitutionalism. ”  “I know,” I grumbled,” but the American oligarchy can do anything they want, to pastry and dough.–Even get rid of all the gluten,and change the laws of nutrition and baking!!–NO CAKE!!  NO BREAD!! JUST OBAMACARE!! you can’t eat Obamacare!!” Emotes_like_MacDonalds_too_by_jennifuh

— you usually had to just pay more, extra taxes to the fed.  HOW were you going to buy pizza with that??NOPE. cakelickplz

We were really trying to avoid all the serious candidate-for-prez. stuff everywhere, which was well planned as a very entertaining, three-ring-circus, so entertaining, no one could take it seriously. Pillsbury_Dough_Poke_V_2_by_NaturallyPerfect

It had nothing to do with WHO WAS RUNNING THE DAMN COUNTRY!!  It was the Bob Hope-entertaining-the-troops–, which had placed us in credit-deficet of the entire world. We had Bread and Circuses- running-for-prez-comedy-sitcoms, but other countries and huge corporations really owned our land, and ran the fed. govt. Talk about distraction from reality!!Who_Wants_Cookies__by_caranette

“You have to admit, though,” said Caroline,”this election-circus-wild-Broadway-musical-election game IS VERY ENTERTAINING. It takes your mind off your dwindling retirement money, while the stock market bails out–again.” _lovelybigwheel__by_meninasuitcase-d2zfcub

“Yeah,” I like Rubio,”I said,”He’s pretty darn good. and he’s hot!!Listen to some of those hard-line, agressive, macho-hubba-hubba-comments he makes!!” I sighed, looking at his head shot.”How could a semi-citizen make such macho-male statements? How can he be so honest? wow, i’m in love!!”  My_Milkshake_by_Koomba  heart2_by_amazinadrielle-d7d8xoc (1)

“AAAhhh, you always vote for the good-looking candidates, ” scolded Caroline.”There’s more to a president than good Hispanic looks.” “Not really,”I replied.”Look how destructive Obama was; he was really a busy little bee in office!!Maybe if he were HANDSOMER, and lazier, we’d be in less debt. today!! Besides, the executive power of the Prez. has become too much, over-riding the representatives of the people!!” “Hm..” said Caroline, answering the door-bell,” there’s something to be said for executive-sloth; at least they don’t do much damage. heh”  loveeyes (1)

“Ahh, you did order Abby’s, good for you,” I commented as we opened the delivery-pizza box.”No jalapenos?I hope.” “No,” said Caroline, getting an extra bottle of milk from the fridge,”I know how far your Latino roots go. –no further than avocados. and tame Salsa.” “And corn-tortilla chips,” I replied. “What’d you do with the Tabasco sauce” “Right here with the Chinese-hot-mustard.”  eatpopcorn

We tuned into Fox news channel, which had the political-three-ring-circus entire; everyone was SO entertaining!!–promising jobs,promising money, promising heaven and hell!!–promising non-corruption, promising to fix the crooked govt.!! –and all the bad guys,Hillary, opposite the White Knight, Trump!!–the conservatives wining out, the liberals trounced? We get back our country??

–At least the PIZZA was real. burp.  Time_to_cook_by_MixedMilkChOcOlate

(sandraminadotty, munching out in Eugene OR)  :)  .

 

(HEY, GRAVITAR, GO TO FUCKING BLOODY HELL, AND I HOPE THEY BURN DOWN BLEEDIN’ SAN FRANCISCO AGAIN, WITH YOU IN IT!!!   THE ONLY THING SAN FRANCISCO SHOULD HAVE IN IT, IS THE JEFFERSON AIRPLANE!!!  WE HAVE SPOKEN.)Bunny_Raven_Emoticon_by_LimeLover  _failplane__by_Synfull iF THIS sounds like i am discomforted, I am.–mostly bout the State of the Union.But ol’ Eugene -it’s “ethnically challenged.”

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“WHAT I CAN MANAGE,IN THE NEW YEAR, 2016–NOT MUCH!! PAIN, MY BACK, AND FIBROMYALGIA, IN EUGENE, OR”

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WELL, SCREW 2016!! WHAT DO WE HAVE??  A PRESIDENT WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT WE HAVE A CONSTITUTION!! THAT is because he gets his orders and commands from other sources than the USA.

OH, C’MON, ISN’T IT OBVIOUS? hi

HE’S not taking his orders from the voters, he’s got his beenie wired for international connections; and big fat corporations he’s sucking up to.The sucking is so loud, you can hear the Hoover sucking up every beltline in WA DC and beltlines in Oregon.

SUCK,SUCK,SUCK!!!  vampire2

AND WHO’S THE QUEEN OF VAMPIRES, SUCKING UP ALL; THE BLOOD FROM DYING DEMOCRATS SHE CAN GET???angrywifesmiley-angry024

HILLARY ISN’T A HOOVER VACCUM, SHE FORMED HER OWN SUCKING-COMPANY-WITH MILLIONS OF BUCKS FROM FOREIGN INVESTORS-I MEAN, BRIBERS–SHE’S NOW THE VACCUM OF ALL MACHINES, SUCKING UP TO EVERYONE, AND ANYONE–zombiehit

BUT I digress. but from what??oh, yeah, my bad health, and bad past, and no money, and bad health. so its not more interesting than the blood-suckers in the fed. govt.–at least they seized the power to suck every last drop of blood from this sold-to-vultures-country. badtooth

(I do like my new customization of my blog lettering. it is more readable. you can see the whole title, and actually READ THE TEXT.)  _lag__by_Link3Kokiri

–Not that I write anything that important,_fart__rvmp_by_bad_blood snicker.Compared to the dirt and shit in the White House and the fed. govt., i am very clean.Mr. Obama, I am Snow White compared to you, and Ms, Hillary.  _fart__by_ServialYou can eat off my kitchen floor, compared to the filth and crap spread all over the White House Dome and Oval Office.  _fart__remake_by_arrioch

But what could possibley clean up all this epidemic of piss and shit covering WA DC and their cute little Beltway??_fart__rvmp_by_bad_blood

I will predict–AH HA—-the shadow of an angry military junta, mayhaps, taking over the fed. govt., just to keep us from being invaded by ISIS and creeping, broken borders.

You doubt this??The_Evil_Black_Cursor_by_KimRaiFan

The mood of the electorate is, “Stop all the fucking around, democrats and republicans, and start protecting us from being invaded and destroyed!!””x_y_mega_absol_cursor_by_mid0456-d79rt2u–oh, and,” fuck you, we’re not giving up our guns  _sickle__or__scythe__by_Waluigi_Prower.Not the way you manage our defense!! Every member of the population will need a firearm, or 2 or 3, just to fight back and keep from getting slaughterd!!”spyedvsjark

.This is the way the govt. ends, not with a bang, but a population afraid for its life, forced into arming itself to the teeth!!)Laser_Gun_by_Argetlam_Br_01

(Sorry for all the politicking, this issue, but the country is trying to tell Mr. Obama, and Ms, Hillary, we’d rather have a military-right-wing-junta-take-over-  the dumb fed. govt. and the greatly soiled Oval office!!!  At least a military right-wing-trump-or-NRA-SUBSIDIZED-govt. might keep us alive._madtyper__by_X_wing9

That is the state of the nation; the natives are angry, restless, afraid, and buying firearms and ammo like it was candy.___fight____by_forestsofazarath

And Ms. Hillary, by the way; you are no more a FEMINIST than I am a deep-sea diver, diving for pearls in the South Seas. what you are, is defrauding the IRS OF MILLIONS OF BUCKS IN TAXES. guess what, you’re not legally eligible to be president in that state. You can’t rule the country from prison. Pants_Wearing_Happy_Hamster_by_privatenobby

SORRR—EEE, HILLL–ARR–EEE!–YOU WHORE.  YOU need to go whore off the WA DC beltway at rush hour, cause that’s your real job description. –sell every BODY-PART, and every thing you can!! _love__by_cookiemagik-d35xgjx

WHY NOT KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK??_thievery___eo__by_MrM4tty

AND take mr. Obama to pimp you out, cause his mouth is where all the money is.–(don’t forget the pipe and the crack, sweetie.)__pyro___by_Tobasko

The only reason I am being so blunt, and nasty, about the fed. govt. and our “leaders , is, I, like the rest of Americans, even in Eugene, Oregon, recognize that our “leaders” are not doing their jobs any more!! they’re selling us out, pimping out our country, and putting whores and crack-heads in the White House.The_Remote_by_NewYorkKid618

Therefore, I predict, that the citizens will NOT GIVE UP THEIR FIREARMS, OR ULTIMATELY THEIR FREEDOM. kanto___015___beedrill___animation_by_pkmn_pro-d5a3px7

THEY MIGHT SOMEDAY FORCEIBLY TAKE IT BACK. i don’t think a whore and a crack-head will be enough to stand in their way. But, that’s just me, my family has been here since the Revolutionary War; I can’t see any reason to stop fightiing to keep it (no  matter who it got sold to) and i’m only an old lady, in Eugene, Oregon. –Consider the burning tempers of folks a lot fiercer than me ,and just as angry..04754f4405bc459c6fad4f8afa75f519

That’s my prediction for 2016; hold onto your hats, it’s going to be a bumpy ride. millitary_emotes_by_didaka

(SANDRAMINADOTTY, a little old lady in Eugene, Oregon, for winter 2016)–and that’s a quote from Bette Davis,.

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“IN EUGENE, OR, WE DISCUSS A REVIEW OF GOD, THE CREATOR, WHAT REALLY MADE LIFE, AND ATHEISM; RIGHT BEFORE XMAS!! SHIT!!!”

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(ASIAN LION DANCERS)

It was right before Xmas; I had sent no cards, except “E-cards” cause I no longer made them.And someone from the Lane County care-givers dept. had stolen  my old, expensive metal watercolor  set. Wow!!  She was introduced by a friend,I made her a cuppa coffee, and when I turned my back to use the bathroom, she was gone and so were all my expensive watercolors. 

It was an Oregon problem; theft, burglary, bad computer repair. Even hopped-up-on-drugs- computer repairman. It was an “Oregon-situational problem.” A nice way to say that Lane County and Eugene were full of low-bred, poor and itchy fingered denizens. You had to be very careful who you let in your house or apt.

And those were just the University students. The HOMELESS had their own currency; your bicycle, if you left it outside your house or in public. This I was told by an LTD bus driver.

“I wish you would say something positive about Eugene,” one person in the group complained.”OK, I positively wish I was living in Springfield,”I answered. “No one will give me a decent price for my place.”  “That bunch of tiny new houses next to you,” said Carolin,” are all sold except for one or two; and a tiny land plot is going for $75. They can’t sell em all, and they are cheap.” 

“You just named my problem,”I answered, swilling milk;”no one wants to live in Eugene now.They all are moving to Springfield.”  “Me for Nova Scotia!!” said one gin-drinker.”Its been upscaled-price wise,”  I  said.”Try a struggling cheaper state, maybe Southern.” “How about an island??” another one said, swilling fruit juice. “That, “I answered ” is hard cause the ocean being higher & the hurricaines, is drowning em all.  Islanders are fleeing.”

“South America is inundated by Europeans and Asians, where is there left to flee to, that’s not over-populated and expensive?” another fruit-drinker asked.”Nowhere; there’s no secret places on earth;  i’d live in a big desert if I could. Eugene is a main-fleeing-point.” I replied.—“And fled FROM, TOO, “commented fruit-drinker #1.”It’s this “brave new world”, all nations connected,by business,money,products, economies, and the Web.”I yawned. “There’s no place to leave it all behind; even Romania is gentrifying. the eastern-European nations are expensive and fled-to.”

Our little leisure group of Eugene women,. fruit-drinkers, milk, gin, and coconut milk grew quiet.But the planet was NOISY;TOO noisy. Unstable, and invading each other.The Russians invaded their neighbors. The Americans invaded the Middle-east; ISIS was invading Turkey, and trying to invade Europe; (and doing it,too) California  and NYC  invaded the Pacific Northwest; OR invaded Utah and the Chinese invaded Idaho, and dozens of other states, buying up all the land.

Foreign powers’ millions invaded the Clinton charity fund, and powerful Asian nations secretly invaded the US govt. and forced it into “deals.” ???  Don’t ask me,I’m not the fly on the wall!! Ask your local democrat-leader, and ask them How much they sold us out for.

Meanwhile, speaking of selling,  because of the forced gun control laws, Americans were buying weapons and ammo like crazy.Even moderate Liberals were buying hand-guns.  Obama was so impotent in leadership, everyone in the USA was SCARED. OBAMA was green-oriented, but not oriented to ACTION. He could dish it out, but he couldn’t take it, or DO IT, either.

“Spastik-not-action”.

Someone said that last remark, and we all started giggling. “Do you realize that Obama was the scrawny kid in school, all the ball-players beat up on? And no one would probably date him? — But he was probably the king of the Debating club, cause he was so good at it; TALKING? He could convince a rattle-snake not to bite him??—and them go behind the snake,and chop off it’s TAIL?”  one person said. HAH HAH HAH went the group. I choked on my milk.

“Yes,” I finally replied,”and we elected him PREZ?? of the country?”

That abruptly sobered us all up.

“Aren’t we going to discuss “God and the Creator” tonight?” one member asked. “Why” replied fruit-#2; “Who cares what’s doing it all? makes no diff!!” “We planned on talking about what God really is,” replied the other. “Better to just ACCEPT IT, ” replied #2,” admit life is bad, tragic, mean, and there are no happy endings. you die, its over.The End. And before you die, life stinks. NO happy endings  either.””Now that i’m old,” I replied, “The only reason for living is not to desert my poor cat. I’m her 2nd old owner.”

“But there  must be SOME REASON we’re here on the planet,” said the other-not-#2. “I know that one,” I raised my hand” to destroy it!” HAR DE HAR HAR!! “wELL, WE’RE ACCOMPLISHING THAT,” SNICKERED cAROLIN,”lOOK AT THE WORLD; LOOK AT eugene —!!!”  duh.  :(  “Don’t you want to belie4ve in a God?” continued our optimist.”Why?? He sure screwed over most folks on earth; and a lot of poor animals too!!! God is a cruel fucker!” replied our realist.”When you die, you’ll go badly, probably in horrid pain, or in a pile of yer shit,or without your brain!!!”

We stared at her;”I don’t wanta remember my mom’s death,” said one.”I gave her a ton of painkillers,and brandy to wash it down;she couldn’t do anything any more.She was suffering.” “That’s horrible,” said, the optimist”.”No,” replied the kind one,”We made a deal; Her kids would not let her  starve to death,in pain,in a rest home,alone.Rest homes have no mercy.   We both, my sister and I, took turns taking care of her.  She made us promise to help her,when time came.” “I have my yew tree all picked out,”I replied.”___if I can find a good nursery with one.”

They all looked the question at me. I just smiled. “Don’t worry,” I said,” We ARE discussing our subject.”

And with that, the whole group had a big shot of gin, even the tea-totalers. After all, we were all kinda OLD, we needed it.

“You think Oregon will win against Corvallis?” asked the optimist, suddenly. “Hah, now yer talkin’!!” said fruit-#2,”THAT is an IMPORTANT subject!!!” 

And that;s what we discussed, finally, the important things.–the real ones. Not God, not Heaven, not philosophy, but things right now; the only thing that DOES exist.

Now. 

(Sandraminadotty, stuffed full of coconut milk, coconut-BUTTER–and hot ,dark chocolate—-for which I am thankful!!!   :)     )

“CYBER-SHOPPING NET BARGAINS BEFORE XMAS; DO YOU REALLY GET A GOOD DEAL?? WE REVIEW THE NET, WHILE TRYING TO FIND SALES ON DURABLE NYLON HANDBAGS, AND HERE’S THE RESULTS: (WE INVITE YOU TO ADD YOUR OWN) :BY AN OLD LADY SHOPPER IN EUGENE, OR!!!”

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(PAINTING OF EUGENE, OR, BY EXTINCT OREGONIAN)

Caroline, par usual, is looking over my shoulder to see what I am typing with my own little arthritic-swelled-joint hands. “The Dragon Naturally Speaking Version 9, home, didn’t work?” she asked pointedly. “NO, ” I replied gruffly, hunting and pecking the blog piece by piece.”NO, the damn computer-repair guy fouled me up, cost me money, and I have no typing program any how. So much for computer help from Craig’s list!!”  “Maybe you should go back to the old retired engineer who fixes senior computers,” she said._carbonatom__by_waluigi_prower-d33c8ie

“He is somewhere else now, I can’t even find him!!” I replied.”He’s probably hiding from the IRS; as aren’t we all? that is, we POOR RETIRED and low-income workers are!!! WE;RE the ones they go after, not the billionaires; we’re too visible to escape!!”soapboxmad1106

“Yes,” she replied,” I know; weren’t you going to find out if Cyber Monday really had REAL DEALS, or not?” “It won’t take me long to type this, altho it’s in stamp-size pieces,( I’m trying to bake muffins, write this review, and take a bath all at the same time.”I said. chococherry_cupcake_free_avvie_by_r0se_designs-d4915x3gif

“Still falling for that old myth about female-multi-tasking, are you?” she tsk-tsked. “Yah, ” I sloughed off, keeping on, “I am such a creature of bad habits; I did fall for the old feminine myth, “You can do it all, have it all, and not go insane doing it, women!!!”  “Thank God you did come to your senses, and didn’t have kids!!” she whistled. “You are absolutely correct, ” I smiled, as I quit this article, to go take aspirin for the hen-peck-typing that was killing my finger joints.

(More later, from this Dragon-less old lady) getting-stoned (meanwhile, relax!!!)

OK, we’re back; my Paul Prudhomne corn-bread muffins came out perfectly, yum!! no thanks to me, its a simple recipe. But how’s my recipe for actually finding a good, nylon bag/purse on Cyber-shopping week?

Answer; not so good._rain__by_cubicinsanity-d51ju2r

I first try to google “tough, nylon purses sale”, and I get new ones on Zappos, Overstock, ect. the big guys. Co-incidentally, some of these big retailers have “reviews” by customers, the way Amazon does._iconfurrydanceplz__by_Sleath

And what do I find on many, “nylon,polyester, bags, purses, and messenger bags”? I find many buyers angry about the QUALITY of the merch.” One review  says, “This bag is very badly made, the inside wore out; this is a COPY of their original good bag, it a junky-copy!  ” burgerbunny_tard_contest_entry_by_mixedmilkchocolate We find that a lot; we find cheap, junky copies of original good merchandise and THAT is what many big apparel co.s are doing now. NOT SELLING YOU THE ORIGINAL, but cheap junk made to RESEMBLE the original good  stuff.  We already are thinking “these cyber-sales are NOT full of good  merch. They are big companies giving you DISHONEST JUNK , on a FAKE SALE!”action_figures_by_kath602-d32sstm

HOW can you tell a real sale from a fake? these little customer reviews help, so does the “customer-grape-vine” where ever you find it. No, these big companies think customers are DUMB, and we long-time buyers and bargain-warriors can’t sniff out fake sales selling fake junk! (Example, Amazon.com has to be carefully watched, I refuse to buy from them unless I know I can return it.Especially “tech  stuff.”blue_ball_project__entry_2_by_emotikonz

WELL, ROAMANS AND LANE  BRYANT, SUCK IT UP!arwenpandora After you’ve  sent me junk clothing on your clearance sale, instead of REAL end-of-season stuff, I stop buying at “sales” and “clearance” completely. That sale  on bras that SHRINK when you wash them, at Sears, is a good example. BYE, BYE, SEARS! Next time I  consider buying a bra from you, on sale, I’ll either only pay $1. for it, or I won’t buy it at all!

I even do “nylon purses and bags” search on Ebay, and I find supposidly good used bags, for way too much in shipping, and cost.”Look,Caroline,” I point out  one photo” this seller s trying to sell you a worn-out purse, high shipping, bad condition, and this item should be in THRIFT FOR 50 CENTS!!cool.gif taoemo WHAT s going on with these ass-holes?  no wonder thrift has nothing, or it’s  expensive; all the thrift-junk is on Ebay!!  Christ!!”   I apologise to the deity, he was a rabbi, and Jewish. I doubt HE would like this.0ee894bbb72e3473d36205982cefc6dd-d6vqt46kissthegirl

“What are you thinking?” asked Caroline. I was angry and pressed; “The whole world of manufacture is on it’s ear; you can’t buy anything that won’t fall apart, not work,(  THANK YOU, BILL GATES! r13.jpg not hair cut in months AND WINDOWS!)  Even purses and bags!  I recommend, “buy what MEN buy, not what WOMEN buy. Especially all mens’ sporting goods.  Try that. I already have to buy clothing for hunting, sports, ect. that men buy. Big companies are more scared of the male sex. Women they lure and cheat,_forcehug__by_darkmoon3636 and hypnotize, but men who need rain wear to go out hunting; they would get very bugged by bad stuff. They might even STOP BUYING completely, and start wearing tarps or plastic tents to go hunting. and they would REALLY complain..”6412

“WHOM do we know, started the athletic and gym-shoes? with  air support? _dodgeball__by_leoleonardoso now sneakers and sports-shoes are for everyone?  Mens’ sports!!”   i finished. “I still buy mens’ athletic shoes, ” chuckles Caroline. “Me, too, we both have  big feet.” I grinned.”The other recommendation I have, which will be hard to do, is STOP BUYING STUFF. DON’T BUY unless everything’s falling apart. you gotta buy. Do not buy from huge retailers, even on the Net.”winter_avatar_by_kinnisonarc-d33zb9y

  Caroline moaned,”there are only huge retailers,” and I replied, “Whatever you do, do not reward junky-sales and junky-merch. by buying it. Start sewing;shocked_by_an_eel_by_joshr691-d4byoec (1)I am going back to sewing clothing. I’ll have to peruse thrift stores(if there are any.)  but , yes, even phone, email or write to cheating junky companies, and say,”I am not buying yer junk any more.” (Not even you, Vogue magazine!!)daisyhamham

I have now shopped St. Vincent De Paul, and Good Will,& Salvation Army in Eugene, OR.And I find them VERY EXPENSIVE._lick__by_CookiemagiK

“WOW,”I comment to Caroline, as we look for purses;”I thought thrift was cheaper!” “Not  in Eugene, EVERYTHING  IS EXPENSIVE IN EUGENE.” says Carolinebounceavatar_by_a_kid_at_heart-d5ssr4j.”Try a  different  state.Oregon the Gentrified, is expensive now.”said Caroline,  sneering.”St. Vincent is a non-profit big business  here, which employs all the out-of-workers and provides their housing. We’re the  Welfare State; so business does not like it here. Capitalism has been  scared right out of Oregon.” “That explains all the low  wages,”‘ I  sigh._fuckthis__by_crakaemotes (1) “No employer has to pay much; there’s no competition.”  “Absolutely!” exclaims Caroline, turning up her nose at a worn out  purse.”You can come from India, with an  Indian call center, land in Oregon or Eugene, and hire people here for  peanuts.”_RopeSwing__by_DEVlANT

I reply, “But Lane county takes all the poor, and  homeless! Isn’t that good of them?” “If you want to wind up the way India used to be, before they got all the businesses, ” frowned Caroline.”abandon_all_hope_sign_by_sanguineepitaph-d36w8mi ALL POOR ALL THE TIME. What businesses can stay alive in nations where everyone has no money  to spend?”   “Oops, ” I said, thinking;”No matter  all our big businesses went FLOP!NO CONSUMERS!” “Yeah,” relied Caroline, “‘Worn out nylon purses  they try to sell on Ebay, cost as much as new ones.” “That website is so over,” I sighed.”girl-says-no-no-smiley-emoticon There are NO good deals on there any more.sigh.”

I even, in my folly, consider going back  to mail-order-catalogs, but THEIR merchandise is only flying-helicopter as  good as if you can cheaply send it back. Forget nylon purses;  how do I buy good dictationware,  software now?  DOES  ANYONE make it good any more? Reviews on Amazon said Dragon was bad. WHO DO  I BUY FROM?-NO ONE?   Do I hire some poor schlub peanuts to type this blog?computernotfixthrow

Not such a crazy idea, oh citizens of Decaying Ancient Rome!  SLAVERY.  bummy1

But we have skipped the subject of”Cyber-Net-Sales-Wek” but not really.This sale week is only a manipulation by lying huge  businesses,Boring_TV_Revamp_by_Davidgtza2 to convince consumers that buying from them ONLINE is cheaper and better. NO-WAY-JO-SE! Not unless you can buy a good quality product for much less money, that you really NEED. So  where’s my dictation-ware? aha, you’re beginning to get it,  consumer!_ILIKEHOTGIRLS__by_crula (1)

THERE IS  NONE. IF there is, send us a comment, I wanta know! _Snowden__by_DEVlANT Good Shopping Luck, stay home and try making people presents; its fun!  :)  :D_iconflyingheartsplz__by_dreamon_mpak-d4x67f9

(Sandramminadotty, chat98.gifhellokittywand in expensive Eugene OR; maybe shop in Springfield or Salem? ) relax some more. blackiceduh.yay_b_mo__stamp_by_wolfy_lemur-d5aewns   _ILIKEFEEDINGBATS__by_crulaLight_VS_Dark_by_UzumakiSlumpBallZyoutube_support_theatre_by_MenInASuitcase_revenge___tard_Mona_Lisa_by_KimRaiFan

..http://www.pcworld.com/article/206305/skeptical_shopper_tired_of_ebay_consider_these_alternatives.html

(the above LINK discusses all ONLINE AUCTIONS, and numerous comments on who’s good who’s bad!!! Hope it helps!!   :) 

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