“TRUMP RUNS FOR PREZ; HILARY DEMANDS FEMINISTS’ VOTES, AND NO MORE GOOD WATERMELON IN EUGENE, OR”

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.”is that, that painting called “the potato eaters”?” Asked Carolyn, as she looked at my latest blog entry. “No,” I answered her, taking a lot of pain killer for my joints, “it’s called “very crazily colored painting by very crazily – colored artist”, why do you ask?” “Nothing,” she finally replied, giving it up.Smoking

I had just been trying to call the long-distance number for the post office, trying to get my package rerouted so it would be picked up at my local post office, instead of being delivered to me on a day when I couldn’t stay home to get it. It actually took me two hours, calling and calling, and calling and waiting on their wait line,before the long-distance post office said, “no, you have to call up your local post office to arrange for them to keep your package there so you can pick it up.”

Thanks so much, federal post office department!the next time any of the states decide to secede from the union, and become independents, countries, themselves, I’ll remember this, and support them.they couldn’t be any worse getting a hold of individual post offices, at individual tiny countries post offices, any worse than our own big federal post office. So what the hell?

Back to the pony express, YAHOO!llamaglomp

besides the fact that Trump was running for president on the Republican ticket of, “I am just so much better than Obama could possibly be, and I’ll probably get rid of Obama care –” there wasn’t much chance that Obama could one up him. Not that I like Republicans or believe them, it was just that, all my experience with Obama and Obama care, was pretty much similar to dealing with a autistic three-year-old boy, who didn’t realize the world was round, and usually spent most of his days holed up in a ball in a drain pipe.

there was no doubt at this point that ANYONE could do the presidency better than Obama, and maybe not lie so much as well. – – Plus, “INACTION” was Obama’s middle name. Who could do worse than that?Post_Nuclear_Project_Entry__D_by_Gnog

HILLARY!! HILLARY! ONE TWO – THREE – HILLARY! (LOL)alliaxandromeda

Caroline was saying, over a cold drink,while all this manure was being discussed, “I can’t find any REGULAR WATERMELON!” With a sob. “That’s because,” I replied, swigging down awhiskey and pineapple juice, “there IS NO REGULAR WATERMELON anymore! I found that out myself, I can’t find them either. There is nothing except seedless genetically manipulated watermelon!”

“AND,all the seedless watermelon taste like crap, like cardboard, no sweetness, no flavor, nothing that leads me to think it’s a piece of fruit. And NOBODY has any regular old-fashioned watermelon now! I never thought I would get so old, I would see the death of watermelon. But that’s what happened. “

“These things we are supposed to call watermelon, taste like flavorless turnips.”singinwatermelongraphics-fruit-249004

“I have lived too long,” I replied, sitting down very hard. “When a woman can run for president, and I refuse to vote for her; watermelon all tastes like-year-old turnips; the Republican might get into the White House, just because the present Commander-in-Chief was ALSO ACTING like a year-old turnip rotting away in a deathly bad old garden.

“–Any of our diplomats or officials overseas are no longer physically safe because our federal government refuses to send troops to rescue them, and China can just zonk right into all the federal employees’ records and all information, just by using a couple of XBOXES.– – because the federal government’s computers are no longer able to stop them or to encrypt all the information.”

“are you trying to call us a Third World, or fourth world, or even a fifth world country,now?” Asked Carolyn, slurping some more pineapple juice/Whiskey. “yes, I guess I am,” I said, yawning in the heat of the day. “Then,” replied Carolyn drowsily, “you’re absolutely correct. We’re more like some desert in Africa, then any United States I ever heard of. – – And I bet they’ve got better watermelon then we do now,also! “cupcake_yummy_by_apparate-d3ca410

talk about having the worst of both worlds, instead of the best. High tech watermelon, low-tech, Washington DC.nobody had their priorities straight.

not that Eugene, or Lane County had its priorities straight, either. The Oregon Legislature decided to ignore the Oregon drought, in favor of making all the guns in Oregon completely ill legal, or registered, or, if they passed another cute little anti-firearm bill, requiring you to take out federal insurance on your firearm, or face a $10,000 fine if you didn’t.

okay, that was another Obama – Bill against firearms. How was it supposed to help us keep from getting invaded eventually by ISIS,which was rushing its way through every country it encountered, heading eventually for our shores?so that any ISIS , secret agents hidden in America, would have a very tough time paying the insurance on their firearms, thus rendering them disabled?

Caroline looked out at my backyard, and all the huge amounts of overgrown blackberry bushes, high weeds, and high grass, and asked me “aren’t you ever going to get your junky yard cut, ever, this summer?” “Are you volunteering?” I replied, looking for the whiskey bottle, and the lemons, and a CD of “baby doll”. “NO,” replied Carolyn hissing at me, “I just want to know if you’re going to finally get declared totally ill legal by the County, and get your whole place condemned?! It would definitely happen!”

“yes,” I sighed, “I know it’s going to happen, I just don’t have the money to do it, and all my joints are in so much pain, I can’t make up a huge amount of oxbow, and go out and spray them all myself right now. And don’t tell me to hire high school kids, they refuse to do that work anymore! They all want white-collar jobs in offices tapping on keyboards, even for the summer!”and I turned and looked at her – – “and don’t say I should hire a bunch of Mexican or Latin American wet backs, ill –legally, because all I have to do, is hire some poor, unemployed schnook -adult who can’t get a job here to save his life!”

“so, continued Caroline, looking up at the sun with one hand over her eyes, tentatively, “I think you’re probably going to let all the bushes, weeds, grass, and even the blackberry bushes DIE in the heat of the sun, in July instead, are you? So you don’t have to kill them yourself? Like some third world or fourth world peasant who has no money, has gotten old, and still is required to kill the weeds on his place by his dictatorship?”

“YOU GOT IT!” I said happily, finding the whiskey bottle, and making myself a lemonade and whiskey sour. “Welcome to the new third and fourth and fifth world country!hi Tec watermelons, and low-tech people! Low money, low politics, low action, and most of all low ethics and morals!Brazil is sending all of its unwanted criminal-peones to Oregon, I hear, because that countries getting too high tech filled with middle-class jobs, and hard up Europeans! Oh, and also lots of Chinese.”

“EVERY COUNTRY has lots of Chinese now,” replied Caroline, finally remembering to put on her sun–hat, although her nose had already burnt to a crisp. “They’re everywhere except in China. The only Chinese in China, are the ones who can’t afford to get out, and the ones who were running the factories.” She looked at me quizzically. “Is it true you’re trying to make some business deal with Ali Baba, the Chinese business website? What the hell are you up to? You’re not going to get some little tiny factory to manufacture quilted checkbook covers for you, are you? And sell them on eBay? Are you that much of a copycat?”

“NO! NO!”I replied vehemently, throwing the whiskey bottle into large blackberry bush, now that it was empty. “I’m not doing that at all! It’s a completely new invention, it’ll make us wealthy!” And Carolyn looked at me with the sick look in her eye, as this, “he finally gone off her rocker for good!”

“it’s just this,” I said, picking up a knife and slicing off a long length of blackberries vine, and shredding off all the leaves and thorns, and showing it happily to Carolyn. “I’ve invented a way to make shepherds hooks, ear rings, out of the matter of Oregon blackberry vines, the don’t have any metal in them, and are completely allergenic! They’ll revolutionize the ear wire industry! I just have to get some factory in China, to take all the vines, and manufacture the ear rings out of them! You could hang anything you want from ORGANIC – BLACKBERRY – VINE – EAR – WIRES!” I can hear Caroline gasped behind me.

“Sandramina,”she said my name slowly, as if trying not to scare me or upset me. “Maybe we should take you on some kind of vacation, like an ocean cruise to Alaska? Maybe you’ve been thinking too hard lately?and all that cold would take down the inflammation of your brain? What do you think?” I didn’t pay any attention to her, I kept talking about my new invention, ORGANIC – EAR––WIRES!

For women who could not wear any kind of metal in their ears! And MEN!ANYBODY could wear organic ear wires, even little babies, because they were made out of any kind of metal anymore! Not even titanium! And whoever heard of an Oregon blackberry vine hurting somebody’s ears? No way!

“you can’t take me, Hillary will hear about this! HILLARY will save me! I’m a feminist, Hillary loves feminists!Hillary loves all working people, middle-class, and all the good people of America! She’s going to get into office and reward us all! She’s going to get rid of BenGhazi, she’s going to get rid of Isis, she’s the GOOD FAIRY! she should’ve gotten into office, instead of Obama, she would’ve fixed all the whole country by now!”

– – I yelled, as the guys in white jackets from the mental health department, dragged me away, while I was wearing a very nice, totally locked up white jacket myself. Carolyn got in the back of the ambulance, and held my hand. “Don’t worry, it’s going to be okay,” she said soothingly,”it’s just the heat of the summer in this drought,the strain of not having any good watermelon anymore,not being able to vote feminist, and having your country designated fifth -rate-below Africa and Canada and the Sahara Desert, and smelling all the high=potency pot blowing off your new neighbors’ porch next door”, finished Carolyn.

“OH,” added my friend, “also having your latest chiropractor leave the United States, for Australia, and not being able to find another one in the United States on Medicare. That could be a lot for ANY SENIOR with back problems, having to put up with, and wigging out on narcotic painkillers, and newly bought marijuana – derivative – pain products.” Carolyn nodded sadly, as they took me away. “Was she ever be okay again?” She asked, but they looked at her and replied, “WAS SHE EVER ALL right?”

that’s a hard question to answer, if you live in Oregon, home of the fifth rate, fifth world – country and state, and even the Sahara desert is starting to look a lot better for watermelon than here.

(Sandraminadotty, being written for by her best friend, Carolyn, who is noncompus-mentis-temporarily, probably in the slightly disturbed wing of peace health Hospital, as it’s way too hot and way too dried out, and way too “Third -World -country to the- max.” In Eugene, Oregon. no longer the home of summer fruits and vegetables; cuz we only get ours from Mexico, Chile,Latin  America, New Jersey, and Baltimore now.

Nobody DOES ANYTHING in Eugene, Oregon, or Lane County now, except steal transportation-grants from the fed. govt. and use them to land-blast-all the business and sidewalks on 7th Ave., take all the traffic off, and put a big green bus on 7th; so all the rush-hour traffiic will spill over onto 3 lanes, hit passengers, and conjur gridlock for 3 hrs. that is usually only ONE HOUR!!  

CELEBRATE EUGENE!!shocked  WE GOT THE DUMBEST COUNTY,Jumpin___On_the_Bed_by_AutumnOwl THE MOST RUTHLESS MAYOR,candy-pumpkin101 AND THE MOST_crying__rvmp_by_bad_blood CHICKEN-SHIT VOTERS AND TAX-PAYERS IN THESE HERE CRUMBLING U.S. STATES!! OH_SHI__by_KimRaiFan  and no watermelon,singinwatermelongraphics-fruit-249004 fruit, produce, or MAIL!!!agua-turtle677893

HAIL THE PACIFIC-NORTHWEST-FLOOSIE-STATE!!   “HOOKERS-R-US-WE VOTE THEM INTO MAYOR!!”…

NO MORE BLOG–SOFTWARE TOO SCREWED UP”– (but everything is screwed up anyway, in Eugene Oregon)

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(representational piece of modern art, trying to represent GO DUCKS – – bought from Oregon artists)

The reason I am bitching and moaning and saying that I’m dumping my word press blog , are the following raisins: (snicker snicker).confidentwalk (1)

In the first place,I can’t find any way to fix this stupid word press frame on my blog, which is way too wide now, and I can’t fix it so that I can type on it properly.

Plus, when you try to leave the page,the sticker comes on:”You don’t want to leave the page do you?DON’T GO!! You will erase any changes!(which is what I was trying to do.) NO!! do not leave the page!:” and when i hit the button”leave the page,”it REFUSES TO LEAVE THE PAGE!!act13.gifbumpcrazy

YEAH. it freezes my whole screen, so I cannot leave the page! I cannot turn off the computer,or close it!!HA HA. WORDPRESS, you really fixed it, so no one can leave the page–you’re so scared they will erase their changes—which is what we’re trying to do! If we leave the page,we can erase the wrong changes we made, you dumpkoffs!! But you think we’re the ones screwing up!! So you fixed the “do not leave the page or you’ll erase your changes” so we cannot LEAVE the page at all!! We cannot turn off the computer screen!! Wow, what power and knowledge you guys have!! You made up our minds for us.  You wankers. (more raisins for you, snicker.)  I finally had to force the computer to close. ha ha. No, I’m not mad–yet. But I’m going in that direction.  :)

That is a big bad Wolf of my WordPress,.org, totally un- read by anybody on the web blog. Which they did not warn me about, when they gave me a WordPress.org blog. They never told me, nobody would ever read it because it was.org._ohdeargodno__by_Sinister_Starfeesh

So now I have the whole job literally of transferring the whole thing over to WordPress.com. Which is still free supposedly. But, if you look up all your instructions for doing this, you may as well go out and get a degree in computer software. Which I don’t want to do right now I am too old and I would die before it was done. Plus, the arthritis in my hands would not hold up for that._boxer__by_jSepia

So let’s start complaining about WordPress right now.I think that would be a very good idea. In the first place, okay word press, why didn’t you tell me that if I use.org, for WordPress nobody the hell would ever read it? And it’s definitely not getting read. It’s probably because it’s not a very good blog, but it’s also not in the mainstream of WordPress.com anyway that’s what somebody recently told me and gave me a message on the blog. Supposedly write from WordPress. “Dear lady, please transfer all of your blog over to WordPress.com. Nobody is reading your blog at all because you’re stuck on WordPress.org! – You idiot.”

so if I’m that much of an idiot, why am I supposed to be able to transfer all of my blog through your witty and simple instructions, over to WordPress.com? Of course that’s going to be very easy to do. Especially since I can’t even figure out how to fix my margins, so that I can see the updates sign anymore. Angry_Mob_by_Sinister_Starfeesh

HOW THE HELL DO I TRANSFER MY BLOG OVER TO WORDPRESS. COM? The good fairies are just going to come over and fly it over?…Fairy_Transformation_by_Zikes

And also that’s another thing; what happened to update? The little sign on your page that lets you update when you type? I mean, that’s supposed to be there, right? Or wrong? So how I update this stupid thing? When there’s no update? So you went and changed something else on this dumb thing and didn’t tell me, as usual.

That’s what I get for having a free blog on WordPress. It’s kind of like having only extended basic service on cable TV; you can watch all those channels, but believe me if you’ve watched TV lately, you know that there’s absolutely nothing on. NOTHING.you’re not going to be able to get anything watchable, until you upgrade to a couple of movie channels. – And pay extra.

The last time they actually wrote any good TV shows, was when they had that huge flood of science fiction shows on all the channels. That was it. And I’m not going to count all the stupid “lost” episodes. Do you remember the way they ended that show? COP OUT!  That was an absolute copout. That’s the way you get out of not knowing what the fuck to do with your ending; kill everybody off. No, Shakespeare did not do that because he was a good writer, he did that because it was the fashion. You’re not getting away with that excuse.TV writers have no relationship whatsoever to Shakespeare.

and let’s not forget the latest fiasco of that wonderful series called “MAD MEN”. Did that sucker end or not? I can’t tell. They’re not making any more. But they did not say that! Or at least not when I was watching. So I don’t know whether it’s off or not. But it is off. Ended.and there wasn’t even any ENDING. Unless the ending was supposed to be, that the main madman went off into the sunset, drinking his little alcoholic butt to oblivion. That’s not much of an ending. And  that show was definitely not “days of Wine and roses”. It was all about very risqué old-fashioned underwear and women’s girdles, and nylons, and how women were supposed to be just sex objects in the office. and men really really liked it.

Aww, the good old days!! when men were men, and they drank lots of liquor and didn’t worry about their livers.

that’s been happening a lot on TV; TV series that end without a boom, or a notice that they’re ending. So you’re up in the air, and asking your neighbors, or your friends, “say, is that show over? Or are they just haggling about wages again? And they’re always late getting the episodes out say, about a whole year?  and is Dr. who over?cause I don’t see any new episodes of that either?

“Boy do I miss the TARDIS. It Looks just like that out- house we used to have in the back.”

now let’s keep complaining and not slack off. All right, I’m going to complain about something political;HEY THERE!MR..PRESIDENT!. PRESIDENT OBAMA! Do you have any excuse for THROWING ALL  THOSE PEOPLE  OFF  OF MEDICARE  PART D WHO TAKE PSYCHIATRIC MEDICATION?    (DARLING? Sweetie?)

You think we’re all going to be very well supplied by our LOCAL mental health Department and state government?and that all those schizophrenic and psychotic people, including the ones who are dangerously criminal, criminals, on psychiatric medicine are just going to be taken care of by the local mental health department because they have plenty of funds ? And the state governments are going to be able to medicate all those dangerously psychotic, and often homeless, schizophrenics, because all the state governments have so much money?

Wonderful.

you know that  one of them already got that Sen. in the head with a bullet. So does Pres. Obama think that he is completely protected and immune from getting one also from a very very crazy psychotic person off their medication? The medication that president Obama himself decided to stop? Because it cost too much money? And he wants to put all that money into Obama care, so you have to pay thousands and thousands of dollars for your deductible or else you can’t use it? Isn’t that intelligent?

so let’s go on with our not slacking off complaint; if president Obama should get hit in the head by a bullet from a very crazy person or a very overly political person (not much difference),WHO IS he going to blame? Is he going to blame our local mental health Department, because they didn’t have to enough money to give the poor person medication? Is he going to complain about our state government because they didn’t have enough money for mental health?

No, president Obama from his sick bed, while his brain is embedded with a couple of bullets, is going to have to complain about his own program, where he decided to cut all of that psychiatric medicine out of Medicare part D. And that’s the truth.

WHY? There’s no reason a lot of our senior citizens are not particularly un – crazy themselves.after all, president Obama has really inflamed seniors in every corner of our country, by cutting $700 billion out of their Medicare. If that’s not enough to make somebody crazy, I don’t know what is.after all, my age is about 67, and I am actually riddled with neurological antidepressant medication, or else I go crazy, go down to the local gun store, buy a whole bunch of handguns and rifles, and ammunition, get a little training from the National Rifle Association, and jump on a bus to Washington DC.

who says the elderly are jovial and mature? I say they are not jovial and mature. You should see some of the people in Eugene Oregon – a lot less mature than perhaps Hades. I have known and talk to or tried to talk to, so the extremely monstrously extreme left-wing liberals, in Eugene, who have ranted and raved horrendously, so badly, that I think president Obama should start worrying now. And those were middle-aged or elderly people.

They still had a lot of steam left in them. I know that those people happen to be very angry about the extreme non-left-wing stances that president Obama has been taking, (according to them anyhow) and if you cut off their medication, they’re probably going to take the next flying saucer, gray rabbit bus, or volkswagen bus to Washington DC, and probably shoot your head off. – If you can manage to get away from one of your Hawaiian  vacations with your wife and kiddies, or failed foreign visits, and actually BE in Washington DC.minding the business.

(did you know that Hitler actually invented the Volkswagen bus? (The “People’s car”?)and I’m sure that he also approved of the Mercedes-Benz.)”that German engineering.”

I forgot, Obama; you don’t really mind the business, you actually REINVENT all the LAWS of the federal government in the country. That’s what your true job is. And you also REINVENT the Constitution of the United States. I guess that is a pretty big job. That’s why when people look on the map of the world, for the United States of America, they can’t find it anymore. It’s listed as OBAMAVILLE.

the funny thing is, I just looked up some history, of 1776. The basic reasons that the colonists revolted against Britain and went to war, were the following: Taxation without representation, by Britain.the British were taxing the colonists to death. Also, if you were a colonist, you had no rights, you could be hauled away, to prison or what ever, without any trial or jury. No phone call. It was legal.thank God that could never happen now.

(Raisins, snicker snicker.) Plenty of raisins.

it is true,that suddenly I feel lighthearted and light shouldered, because there are no burdens and worries and stress on my shoulders now that I have written this great and wonderful blog episode. It really does make you feel free and better, to get all those worries off your mind, and transfer them onto everybody else on the web.

that is, until I get plenty of visits from the FBI and CIA, if I can manage to get them to read this blog, because they now think that, as a senior citizen I am extremely dangerous. DARN. and the last time the FBI visited me, they sent really big, tall, heavy duty young guys, with scowls on their faces. all over some ranting and raving on the web, where people usually rant and rave and nobody takes it seriously.but somehow, these great agents missed out completely on all signs of the forthcoming Boston bombing. Tsk tsk. What a bad day to miss.

After all, nobody’s reading my blog!that’s what I get for being.org. Instead of.com.I can never get any real terrorists on here, reading it, to make any comments.

but who cares, all that matters is, now I feel good. And relaxed. That must be the real secret of writing a blog it makes YOU feel better, never mind the people who read or don’t read it. They’re not the main purpose of it after all. :)    

(   :)   Signing off, Sandramina, in Whoville homeless village, Eugene, OR,  kicking homeless people in the shins, stepping on their dogs’ paws, and raiding their bottles of “Boone’s Farm Apple-Cherry Wine”. I am such a MEAN old lady, I still want my Medicare part D!!  Why should I let Obamacare have it?? He’s still getting bribes from insurance-companies to screw the public. And THAT is a lotta dough.  $$$$$$$$) …

“WHY ARE THERE FEW BLACK PEOPLE IN OREGON? A SECRET HISTORY”–( WHERE THEY TRY TO SKEWER THE UNIVERSITY OF OREGON, AND OREGON ITSELF)

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I was on the telephone, with my friend Ronni, who lives in Portland, when I was reading a copy of “Northwest Boomer and senior newsletter”. My eyes lit on the meeting at the Eugene city library, February 23rd, 2 PM, that said “why are there few black people in Oregon? A secret history.” And that was what their meeting was about. “It looks like you’re not supposed to be here, and you don’t exist,” I said to my friend who  is black. “According to this, there aren’t any of you in Oregon. Only white people.”_ohdeargodno__by_Sinister_Starfeesh

“who the hell said that?” Replied my friend, very irritated;” so I don’t exist? And the rest of my friends don’t either? Who the hell do these people think they are? A secret history? What are they blabbing about?” “I know what they’re going to talk about,” I replied. “They’re going to tell about how the University of Oregon was founded by members of the Klu Klux Klan; and that Oregon was terribly racist and had lots of Klu Klux Klan members here, OH! – – And the reason why there are not huge numbers of black people here (the way they are supposed to be) is because we’re still very racist in Oregon, and the university is still really racist. I also saw these people’s video on YouTube, describing how segregated the very old university was.”creat08.gifdemon makefacesgy

my friends laughing, very loud, resounded in my ear; “oh my, that is absolutely hysterical! Like all those black organizations at the University, don’t exist? And all the black student body especially during the 60s, didn’t exist?  I guess that would leave out affirmative-action also;and all those African American political groups that were so active and involved in the University. And I guess the African-American PROFESSORS in the college don’t exist either?”lightninghitsterb231lightninghitsterb231

“Yes, and I guess the African-American studies programs don’t exist either.  Wow! I guess these people in this group are running on hallucinatory mushrooms or something. Gee,Ronni,I guess you don’t exist after all!how you feel about that? At least you don’t have to pay taxes I guess, ha ha ha ha ha!”we laughed for a couple of more minutes.it was really a gas, what this “very discriminated against group” was agitating about.chasevulturestor17

What were they agitating about? THE PAST.the old and ancient past of Oregon, where there truly were Klu Klux Klan operating, and lots of members that were here. But, Oregon was typical among quite a few states in the United States that had very active Ku Klux Klan and segregation of black people.there was no mention in the propaganda of this meeting, about all the other states at that time in history who had even more active Klu Klux Klan, especially in the deep South.for some reason, this group had decided that little old OREGON, and the University of Oregon, were far worse than any of the other southern states, as far as discrimination of black people, and that’s why there were so few black people in Oregon. We were absolutely still racist to the edge.makefacesgy

I did call up this group, later on, to try and find out just exactly what its motives were, as to digging up the old past and skewering Oregon and the University with it. Just what were it’s motives anyway? I mean,  history is one thing and it’s a good thing to read up on it. But as far as saying that “there are so few black people in Oregon, because it has such a horrible racist past, and it’s still racist and bad bad bad!” – – And deliberately not mentioning how racist the other states were, except for this one.poophorskngt

And that title was really misleading; “why are there so few black people in Oregon?” – Because of the very racist and Ku Klux Klan past in this state? Except that, all of that was completely gone. Vanished into the past. Oregon was one of the most liberal and left-wing and Democrats, and pro-ethnic diversity states and universities in the whole United States. so it was a little odd that they were accusing a very liberal left wing and Democrat state, of being anti-black?buttmad209

I talked to the leader of the group, but I still couldn’t get any real answers. What was the reason for dredging all this up, and smearing Oregon with it? The only thing I could get out of them was, “Oregon is still completely racist, against black people, and all their disgusting past has to be dug up and exhibited to everybody.” I had to admit that it really did exist in history. But why, oh, why, was it to blame for tons of black people not coming here en masse, to enjoy the rain, freezing cold weather, snow, hail, and lots of GLOOM that they would absolutely just love instead of California or Miami?famlap97.gifkaostorm

so according to this group, the only thing that kept so many black people from flocking here, to enjoy all the snow and snow storms, frozen streets, broken pipes, rain, sleet, months of GLOOM without sunshine, was that nasty old Oregon and the also nasty University of Oregon, had such a bad nasty naughty anti-black person past. And that was still going on! Oh my oh my!lumineux.gifhairscared BOOM_chtiiik_booom_CHIIK_by_Pixelisto

I had never thought about that before; was it really obvious that African American people just love all that nasty lovely wet and cold weather,and it seemed they wanted to come here in large groups and settle?among all the hippies? And all the unemployed and homeless? With the very high jobless rate, unemployment, and complete lack of jobs?and all the white trash? And the huge abundant amount of working poor? And they really longed to pay high prices for food, never see the sunshine all winter, watch their gardens get destroyed by super slugs, never be able to raise tomatoes instead of accidentally raising lots of banana slugs instead?l gunsshootinglove ove13

You know Black people just LOVE BANANA SLUGS; better than corn-bread.I  had ignored  all these facts.icon_confused  makefacesgy

It just really never occurred to me before. I guess I had been blocking it out. And the fact that I had African American friends, here Kept me from realizing just how much all the other Black folk in California, and warmer climates were being kept  From moving here, and getting used to all that wonderful freezing weather we had. It just never occurred to me, DARN! I didn’t really want to think that they too, desired to get up in the morning, put on huge fluffy coats, and shovel out 6 feet of snow hindering their cars and blocking their driveways.plus, skidding  all over the icy black freezing highways, ending up in snowbanks, having to be pulled out by American automobile Association tow trucks.fuckyeahseakingplz

To think that we were somehow keeping them from this paradise. Tsk tsk.#2fridaythe13th

I suppose they were tiring of lovely and warm, exotic and special Louisiana and St. Louis by now; and that they wanted so much to dessert all their family, and move here to this strange wonderful and not exotic or lovely, but somewhat green, state.not to mention all the great restaurants and cooking and FOOD. After all, Oregon has such great restaurants, full of vegetarianism, raw food, odd food, fast food. The South just couldn’t hold a candle with its Paul Prudomme, Cajun and Creole cooking, crawfish and seafood. Sigh. Corn bread, fried chicken, and other yummy yummys of the South, well, they were getting so tired of that – – they wanted to rough it in Oregon and go to Carl’s Junior instead.glompunch

I talked to some of my other friends about this, and they thought I was crazy.”why in hell would African-Americans want to move to Oregon in large groups? What the heck for? There wasn’t any employment, the welfare was all gone as or no food stamps here either. The government saw to that.” I guess they were just itching to compete with all that lower white trash here, for welfare and stuff like that? Sure, I’m sure they were. It was just our terrible discriminating segregating anti-black person past that was holding them back.superduper2angry

“I don’t think that a lot of my friends would want to dessert meat,  barbecue, and go all vegan instead,” one of my African-American acquaintances,” sure, I like greens; but nothing but Greens, and no MEAT? In favor of “all organic vegetables”, macrobiotic diets, brown rice and veggie-burgers?? Your town is pretty low-down on food, if you ask me.”Gluten-free diets”?  No bread??” He did some colorful language here, and I had to chuckle.”Damn, your town is taken over by YUPPIES!! “he continued.”Those self-important, “save the world instead of the U.S.”-type, who think it makes them Queen of the May to save all of Africa?!! OH, YEAH, I’d just LOVE to live among those snot-noses!!  Not to mention–“he lowered his voice-“You got the whole population of GAY SAN FRANCISCO THERE!! SHIT, MAN. ”   “Not really your cup of tea,then?” I replied. “No, I’ll pass on that. heh heh.”  I had forgotten that he really liked WOMEN. And that did not include lesbian women. ghostgrabfood2!cid_FF78CA367CF44289B18E48B1FA797710@DorothyHP

It appeared that a few of my African-American friends had no desire to move to Eugene, or Lane County, or even visit here. “You got nothing there, honey. Those organic-range-chicken-eggs aren’t enough reason.”  “Not the small organic boutique farms either?”  “Boutique “organic” small farms, a good reason to not live there or go there. Not in my budget, Sandramina!”secretlaugh

 And I had to agree that the COOKING HERE could not hold up to the Southern parts of the United States. Eugene Oregon thought that CUP-CAKES or TOFU were the be all and end all of cuisine; did I mention they have cake made out of BEETS HERE? _slamhead__revamp_by_Synfull  makefacesgymore2leatherface

No wonder my diet was working so well; hm…”beet-cake” was not so alluring to the palate.dighole

“I am not surprised you’re losing some weight, “said Ronni, from Portland.”Yeah, cake made of beets just somehow misses out compared to black bottom pie. mud pie. or black-bottom cupcakes. Or even Oreos.  Sheet.” She then invited me to come up some time to Portland. cause she still knew old-time good cooking, and was pretty handy with an oven or a skillet. “Want me to bring anything?” I asked. “Just your appetite, sugar, “and she laughed that hearty laugh of hers. What was such a really good cook, doing in PORTLAND? The hipster city was lucky to have her. aanother1love02

What were the few black people doing in Oregon? Just unlucky I guess. They just were not aware of how racist Oregon and the university of Oregon was, nasty, segregationist, and heavily into that vanished KKK that used to be, and no longer was.  UH…that is, “Why Are there so few black people in Oregon?”-group was well into it , being obsessed by it. The rest of us could easily live without it. 

I was heavily into fried chicken myself.   :)  _piethrow__by_de_Motemakefacesgyfry

(Sincerely, Sandraminda, in racist and liberal-left–wing Democrat Eugene Oregon, home of “beet-cake” and other lovely organic tidbits. )  > :O    GAG!!!makefacesgy

“SECRET HACK REVEALS TRUE HEALTH OF MAYOR OF EUGENE,OREGON; REMEMBER YOU READ IT HERE!PLUS MY BATHROOM PLUMBING POOPS OUT!!–IN QUAINT EUGENE, OREGON”

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(HISPANIC ART ABSTRACT IN EUGENE, OREGON)

Caroline was chatting at me, while I was desperately trying to make my plumbing in my toilet and bathroom work. My house was a very old house, and I had just a few months ago spent $2000 on a new shower installed (which I hated) and also new carpentry and plumbing for the underneath part in front of my toilet.fantasy04.gif witchstirpot

The toilet floor was always falling in, costing me lots of money in plumbing bills, carpentry, and everything else that tradesmen can hit you with, when your toilet and bathroom fails. The PLUMBING, that is.

“I don’t know what to do,” I said desperately. I had talked to the Roto-Rooter man, who had cleaned out my whole plumbing line, all the way to the city water hookup. – Which always cost a lot of money, and we did not own our own sewers; people in Eugene and Lane county had to pay taxes forever, on their own sewers. And we had to pay for wastewater, water water, you name it water. We had to pay and pay and pay and pay for sewer lines!

“the Roto-Rooter man said, if my own sewer line, which is hooked up to the city sewer line, is destroyed, it might cost me as much as $10,000 to put in a new one, just to get a shower, and a toilet, and water in a basin in the bathroom” I groaned.my bathroom was SO OLD, back then they all made the drain plug right into the cement foundation. The plumber and the carpenter had never seen anything like it, but back then that’s what they all did. But now! – – I think the whole thing was going to fail.

“Caroline, what the hell am I going to do? This could cost me thousands and thousands of dollars that I don’t have!” She was off on another tangent ignoring me; “I just found out a fantastic secret about Mayor Kitty; you know what it is?” I looked at her sourly; “I could care less about what’s wrong with Mayor Kitty, meow me ow!what’s the matter, she’s got a hairball??”

There was one other thing, if my bathroom was completely unfixable; a plumber could build a sideline, directly to the sewer line, new pipe right to the toilet, shower, and they said directly bypassing the whole underneath defunct drain system. But you would have to get a GOOD PLUMBER, and nothing like that existed, that I knew of the Eugene.

ACTUAL GOOD PLUMBERs in Eugene Oregon? That was like trying to find a snowball, in HELL

Eugene and this County had “tradesmen, anonymous” the worst tradesmen that you could ever find. I shuddered to think trying to find a real plumber that understood what I meant, about building an outside plumbing line, directly to my toilet and bypassing the old drain.

I commiserated with my sister, in another state over the phone; she was having the same problem, a failing bathroom in her old house! EVERY OLD HOUSE bathroom goes defunct! No more plumbing!what were we going to do? If we didn’t get  GOOD plumbers, we were screwed!

And all the trades men in the United States now, were all bad. Everybody who did a job in the United States now, did a lousy mess of it ! There was no such thing as an efficient,Smart, and competent tradesmen or otherwise human in the United states who knew what they were doing at their work!and all the old, old fashion good workers, were all retiring or dying off.

“they must all be employees of Microsoft and Windows,” I mumbled bitterly, but Carolyn was not paying any attention. I paid no attention to HER. What was she saying about Mayor Kitty? Who cared about Mayor Kitty and her ailments; She had already done so much damage to the city, physically and literally,it was unfixable, just like my plumbing and bathroom. But I was so tired and exhausted, I started to listen to her and sit down. “I had analyzed and examined all the behavior all the time, of Mayor Kitty, and I got somebody to hack into her medical records. Guess what? Guess what about Mayor Kitty?”

“okay I give up, what about it?what’s up with her?” I asked. Carolyn started to gasp and giggle; “according to the mayor’s medical records and her doctor, all that wild, hyper, fantastic building behavior, of tearing out huge avenues, spending millions on green dragon buses, and taking all the cars off the road, all that manic behavior adds up to one thing; she’s bipolar.”

I paused to listen; “Hmmm… Well that would explain a lot, wouldn’t it?” I replied. “And,” Carolyn continued gasping with amazement; “according to her records, she is not in control on medication very well; she keeps having manic episodes tremendously, all the time anyway! And nobody knew about it.the whole town just thought she was very enthusiastic, full of energy, and knew what she was doing.” “NOBODY thought she knew what she was doing,” I commented. “We all knew she was crazy, we just didn’t know it was official!”

It sounded horrible.it sounded like Ronald Reagan all over again!”you’re not making this up just to entertain me away from my plumbing, are you?” I asked her. “Absolutely NO, this is the God awful truth, I saw all the records the hacker showed me, myself. She has been MANIC, out-of-control, with very disturbing behavior officially as a bipolar person. Plus, she also has Alzheimer’s coming on badly!” I whistled. “WOW! Double and triple– Ronald Reagan! Say, does anybody else know about this? Just you and the hacker?”

“this is the first time I have told anyone about it,”whispered Carolyn to me conspiratorially. “And this time it is NOT A FAKE STORY, just to enliven your blog episode! I wish it were! She’s still fucking around with the whole town, on a manic,crazy bent, and nobody’s going to stop her! “” Eugene, Oregon, the mental sanatorium!” I chuckled. “But now yes, it is official.””this also is to blame for all those huge campaigns to make Eugene “Art Center of Oregon” and “art center of the United States”, make us all famous and rich by using art!” Said Carolyn finally.”wow, that really makes a lot of sense!” I finished up with.

“what are you going to do with this news?”I asked, finally. “Can you give it to any newspapers?” “None of the newspapers in Oregon will accept news like that, they always shelve any inside dope about any of their leaders, until it gets so bad, they can’t hide it anymore. Nobody will publish this damn thing!” “Well, if you can officially leak it to newspapers and news, what are you going to do with it?” I asked her.

.Carolyn paused for effect, and then started; “I am going to LEAK IT EVERYWHERE, I’m going to LEAK all this information about Mayor Kitty, on comments all over the WEB! I’m going to send anonymous letters to every single anti-kitty faction, I’m going to go undercover, and just LEAK THE MEDICAL INFORMATION, and even if I can get it on “wiki leaks” (if they want it and if they still exist.)

“do you think that will really work?” I finally asked her. “After all, nobody ever reads my blog; where else are you going to put it and not get sued?” I further said “Carolyn, I don’t think anybody CARES that Mayor Kitty is bipolar, constantly manic, and out-of-control, that’s why the liberal idiots like her! They adore her for being that way!they love her grandiose, over-the-top, phantasmagorical, taxing, socialistic, insane , dictatorial, cutthroat criminal practices! That’s why they voted her in, they’re never going to 21 her out or even believe that! THEY DON’T CARE!”

I continued, relentlessly; “just like no plumber or tradesmen, gives a shit about any of my bathroom plumbing problems! They could care less, they just want to collect  thousands of bucks for fucking it up further! I talked to my sister about it I think I know what I’m going to do if this all goes south and south very expensively.” Carolyn looked at me wonderingly.

“I might do what a lot of people around this area do;” I started. “Get somebody to dig me an OUT HOUSE, in the back, and use that.it never gets that freezing cold, during the winter that I can’t go out to an outhouse in the back. And I can make – temporary inside deposits, properly – while I can’t make it to the outside. I have to do that anyway, every single time my plumbing goes south and I am throwing money down the toilet! ALL THE TIME! I’m sick of it!”

I continued, “and that shower? I hate the stupid thing, it’s like a tomb! I’ll get a BATH TUB, and simply hose water into it, from the kitchen, and just let it drain out when I’m done. I only take a bath once a week, I don’t need it anymore than that! My skin is too dry to bathe more OFTEN!”I paused for effect. “Taking a shower in that horrible shower stall, is so bad, I hate it I hate it I hate it! Even filling up a bath tub once a week, and then letting it drain out would be better! It’s not that much of an inconvenience compared to that horrible SHOWER stall that I hate! That cost me $2000, and it is a piece of SHIT!” I once again paused for effect, watching Carolyn’s face.

“so you’re saying,” replied Carolyn calmly, “your bathroom is OVER WITH. It’s dead. You’re going to have a bathtub, hose water into it, once a week, and have your toilet in the back in an out -house.(and when you can’t get out to the back, you will have “temporary”, mmmm.. “Arrangement”) well, I can’t say you’re wrong; your toilet and your whole bathroom plumbing are breaking down, all the time, for years, constantly. If the whole DRAIN just doesn’t work anymore, and you can’t get any good plumbers to just do outside PIPES directly to the toilet, shower, basin, I might do the same thing.”

“– – give up on getting plumbers and tradesmen and carpenters, and shower – fitters to actually DO THEIR JOBS PROPERLY, and give up on THEM, also.I can understand that, actually after all this is Oregon, and that’s the whole way now,in the United States; nobody can do their jobs anymore.None of our MAJOR SOFTWARE WORKS!!(BILL GATES, YOU FUCKER!!).”

“The Pres. and the US Fed Govt. CAN’T DO THEIR JOBS ANYMORE. the rest of all professions,workers, dentists, tradesmen, CAN’T DO THEIR JOBS. Your bathroom plumbing is over?

“We have a bi-polar, manic Mayor in Eugene, tearing up the city, and NOBODY STOPS HER! She’s turning us into a jobless, business-less Detroit;  a non-profit-socialist-Saint-Vincent-DePaul-work-slavery-for-minimum-wage-county and city!!

“God, China would love this; SLAVE-WORKERS, working for pennies!! Saint Vincent De Paul is the MAJOR EMPLOYER of all Eugene. HAH!! HAH!! WHY complain about work-slaves in China? Saint Vincent De Paul has done that here!!”Move to colorful, hippie, cool Eugene, Oregon, and work for slave-wages the rest of your life!” St. Vinnie makes Wal-Mart look like the REAL saint. ” I had to stop poor Caroline, she saw all the poor in Eugene, and Lane, all working for Saint Vinnies for nothing, pushing out all the real business-jobs, so the Fat, Sainted Non-Profit could exploit the Hell out of them. I knew she tried to help them, but what could she do, against Saint Vinnie’s? What could she do about bi=polar Mayor Kitty? NOTHING.

You get the true picture of Eugene, OR; a crazy,out-of-control mayor; every working-person on slave-wages to Saint Vinnies; no real business, no real jobs. Americans who can’t do their jobs correctly anymore. Lousy tradesmen.it made my plumbing fiasco, look like heaven. At least I could DO SOMETHING, finally about my bathroom plumbing. But who the hell was going to fix Eugene Oregon?

(Sandraminadotty, in potty Eugene OR. :O  )

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“HOT, HOT, HOT, NO CONFEDERATE FLAG WE GOT. IN EUGENE OREGON, HOME OF THE ULTIMATE LIBERAL PARTY”

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(PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH “HEX SIGN” CONFERRING A HAPPY HOME ON OWNER)

a couple of friends were over at my house, having pitchers of lemonade in the hot weather, and looking at my collection of “Pennsylvania Dutch hex signs”. “Did these signs used to be made by witches?” Asked one of my friends. “I think that’s true,” I replied, “but the hex signs were transferred over to Christianity, and all participation in any witchcraft was ended. Now, a Pennsylvania Dutch hex sign is a Christian sign, you put in your home that blesses everyone and wishes you a happy home. And they’re very beautiful,So I like collecting them.”.

“I really don’t know very much about them,” I continued, sipping my lemonade, “I should look them up and find out all the history. I’m sure it’s all there on the web.” “In other words,” continued my friend, “they don’t have anything to do with witches anymore, it’s just an emblem of the past.” “Yes”, I said, “that’s it. They had a witchy past, but now there’s no associations except the name “hex”.and there are many different kinds of them, all round like this and very beautiful. Different designs, that have nothing to do with witches anymore.”

“I think I heard the other day in the paper,” broke in Caroline, “that they’re going to make them illegal because they are an emblem of all horrible past, In the United States. Witchcraft! So I think they’re going to ban them completely.” “Are you kidding me?” I exclaimed angrily. “Where the hell did you read that? This isn’t a Confederate flag , you know. All the witches are dead! If they ever existed at all!”    “Just the same”, continued Caroline, coming back from the kitchen with more ice, “I’m pretty sure the laws going to completely ban them.”

“after all,” she continued calmly, “you can’t have history of witches floating around in the United States, threatening the present and the future, and the people who are very scared of witches now. That’s why they’re going to ban them; all those people are scared to death of witches coming back to haunt everyone again, because of their emblem. So the law wants to get rid of all the Pennsylvania Dutch hex signs and destroy them and ban them from being made anymore or shown anywhere, public or private.”

I began to get very, very angry, and I started throwing ice cubes at a photograph of the latest governor of Oregon. I missed a lot. Okay, it was very hot, you can miss when you’re trying to kill her with ice cubes.

“I can’t believe this!” I shouted, getting extremely upset, “they already got rid of and banned the Confederate flag, even though there’s no southern civil war going on, and all the Civil War heroes and people of the South are all dead! They’re scared to death of the Confederate flag, so they’re going to ban all free expression! And ban all culture They don’t like!but who the hell, on earth believes that all the witches are going to come back to life? What kind of stupid idiot ass hole liberal, has got a bug up their asses this time?!!”

“probably the same ass holes, who banned the Confederate flag, and also they banned all  mascots of American Indian mascots for team sports.” Replied Carolyn calmly emptying the rest of the whiskey into her lemonade again. She just needed more ice cubes, but that’s Carolyn. “It’s open season on banning any kind of emblem at all, that the liberals don’t like.”I just glared at her.

“Don’t worry, Sandramina, ” she continued with a smile, “you’ll get used to it in time. I know, it’ll get weird when every single emblem and every single mascot, and every single piece of history, everywhere is banned and done away with, but it’s all for the good. (That’s what it says here in the paper New York Times. Anyhow.)”

 I was still very irritated and mad as hell. “Do you know where else they do this all the time?” I finally continued. “They do this in communist RUSSIA. All the time! Communist Russia constantly gets rid of its history destroys it all, erases all historical people, battles, happenings, and anything having to do with the past.or anything having to do with the truth!”

“That includes people pictures of people portraits, events, it all gets ground into mulch , and it’s all banned.then they INVENT NEW HISTORY and events that never happened to take the place of the old ones They destroyed. Very inventive! They completely remake their past and deny that it ever existed!”

my friends looked around at each other; horrified. “Then why make our kids learn history, when it would just be all he erased completely?” One of them said.”you can’t really tell what is REAL, and what is IMAGINARY!.that leads people to invent completely false civilizations and histories, and do away with the real ones.”

Carolyn nodded happily. “Yeah, isn’t it great? We can erase all the Vietnam War, and we can erase World War II, we can erase the depression we’re having now, we can erase every single problem like it never existed! They could even erase everything we’re saying right now!” I looked at Carolyn, she was getting giddy with mass forgetfulness. And she was enjoying it. “

“You’re absolutely crazy!” I yelled at her.”then nothing is REAL! Nothing ever gets done! Nothing ever actually happened at all!” I felt faint myself. It was the twilight zone of dementia and memory disease, found only in the very elderly! And a WHOLE COUNTRY was adopting it?! Just to get rid of stuff They didn’t want to remember, that was unpleasant?

“WARS? DEPRESSIONS? BAD TIMES?DELETING ALL OF HISTORY?and all of the emblems of it?”

“sure,” continued the very fascinated and freaked out Caroline, heady with  transformational powers, “just BAN and DO AWAY WITH anyone or anything or ANYONE, all of history, any emblems or nationalities, or ethnicities or cultures that you don’t like! Just BURN IT ALL! Burn every single bit of it and make it illegal to own!”

“it looks like I can’t own my little Polish flag, and fly it,” replied one of my friends gloomily. “After all, Poland is NOT in the United States so, I guess that emblem is out.”  one of my other friends said. “I guess that also means I can’t wear my Star of David, because that would remind everyone of the history of Israel and Jews.” – – “And you’re not supposed to remind everyone of ancient history. It’s too upsetting.”

we all looked at each other with foreboding.”you suppose they’re going to do away with the history of the Civil War later?” Asked one of my friends. “Well,” continued Caroline, the expert on this, “that would be the next thing to do; that would be the next stage. BAN ALL HISTORY of a country. Yes, you don’t want all that history of our wars upsetting people!”

I still glared at Carolyn, my ex-friend. “Yes, you don’t want to upset anybody who used to be related to slaves, and remind them that all their ancestors were horribly abuse in the South. That would give them real PTSD wouldn’t it?”

Caroline continued on her rampant rant; “of course, everybody needs their PERSONAL HISTORY erased! just ERASE the whole Civil War!It never existed!”

“you’re going to be quite an  infection to history classes and teachers, aren’t you, Caroline?” I questioned her. She still didn’t stop her ranting and raving. She was getting ready to go out and buy ERASERS, big enough to erase all the history of the United States, AND EUGENE and LANE COUNTY would vanish as well!

“it doesn’t matter if you erase all the history of Eugene and this county, in Oregon,” I interrupted her,Finally,” there history is so bad, it could only get worse ! Eugene doesn’t need any history! it certainly doesn’t have any future!”—

“but, you’re going to erase and get rid of all the rest of important history and all its emblems and tokens, and all the MEMORIES in everyone’s minds?all the TRUTH that happened?”

Carolyn looked at me calmly. “History will lie, as usual,” she ended with;”It always lies in the end anyway.  Why not just make it OFFICIAL!!!!?”

(Sandraminadotty, who no longer has any record of existing in Oregon, Eugene, Lane County, and who’s all birth certifications, school records, graduate degrees and work records have been EXPUNGED from history. After all, my real true life history might upset my parents who hated me, some day, so I don’t want to remind them of all the trauma they caused, or what effects it had on my life. It just might get in someone’s way, who doesn’t want to know it existed.) fantasy05.gif witcpum   smiley_emoticons_hexefliegendcool.gif witchfly witch.gifflyingbroom _GiveMeYourCandy__by_MenInASuitcaseani07.gif wizard insane10.gifstabbing fantasy05.gif witcpum fantasy06.gif wtczom  fantasy04.gif witchstirpot   zombie11.gifnew

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“SUMMER IS WINTER, OVERCAST, HOT, OCCASSIONAL RAIN; BUT NO SUNSHINE!!!??? The World Climate Change hits home, lousy “summer” in EUGENE, OREGON”

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it’s June in Eugene, Oregon, but you wouldn’t know it by the sky, the dribbling rain, the thunder and lightning storms in the middle of the night, hot but no SUNSHINE. NO SUNSHINE, until the end of the day – – when it’s too late!??Ohnoesimfalling_by_Twiliremoticon-transport-001.gifwobbltaxi

how the hell do you raise any agricultural FOOD in this rotten weather? The answer is; you don’t. You need a greenhouse and grow lights in Eugene, Oregon, and Lane County, to grow any food here anymore. This used to be a wonderful place to garden, grow your own fruit, grow your own vegetable garden. They’re even used to be lots of orauto_wos2.gif bouncing carchards around, you’d go there, grab a bucket, and go pick your own fruit, and then pay for it..emotyeantree1c9f089c18a9d77fc3adf8aacc69f1ebparty_car_emotes_by_kinnisonarc-d3fepgj

I guess you’re used to this kind of “senior complaining and bitching” that the world, and even your local world, has gotten a lot worse. Unfortunately, that is TRUE here. This County and this town had gone to the fucking dogs. I promise! If I had to bet you a lot of money about it, I would win. Right now, downtown they are tearing out lots of businesses fronts,of small business owners, who have no place to go now, and even biting into the side of the park, screwing it up.let_s_swing_into_spring_by_tantetabata-d62ddhssmferrari.giflilredcar

We drove down the whole lane, which is about a 4 Lane Hwy., always busy and stuffed, a major artery for cars, and now it’s going to have the huge massive piece of shit called EMX bus line; single-handedly dictated by our Mayor Kitty cat, which they refused to let us vote on, (dictatorship of the deep South, live here in Eugene) and, I am not sure that that huge monster bus, and the lanes of cars beside it, are actually going to work in reality.party_car_emotes_by_kinnisonarc-d3fepgj

“Caroline, how is this going to work?” I said to her as we tried to drive down the highway, They were wrecking; “that huge monster bus is going to dominate all the lines of cars, there won’t be enough room. You suppose they can put it back the way it used to be, if it doesn’t fit?” She looked at me drearily. She shook her head, and kept her hands tight on the steering wheel.  shakingshaking act19black-car-emoticons-7

“these lanes already get huge amounts of cars, deadlocked in traffic, during all the rush hours. Is everybody going to get out of their cars, and take the stupid EMX bus line, Instead?is that what’s going to happen? Otherwise, you are going to have more deadlocked, traffic blocked, unmoving rush-hour lines of cars here that don’t MOVE IN  REALITY ANYMORE! They’re taking all the cars off the highway!”black-car-emoticons-7black-car-emoticons-8.gifoncoffee Choo_choo_Express_entry_by_krissi001emoticon-transport-001.gifwobbltaxiauto_wos6.giftwocarsblack-car-emoticons-9.gifcryingcarauto12.giftinywhitecarauto_wos2.gif bouncing carblack-car-emoticons-7

“one thing good about this,” said Carolyn, trying to navigate the tight traffic, and get us off of the lane onto River Road;” everybody will be so pissed off, who takes this route, they will start refusing to go anywhere downtown to Eugene, and all of business will go outside Eugene to all the malls. Well, I guess it already is.” Caroline was in favor of malls. They were safer to walk in, you didn’t get hit up for change or attacked by meth addicts like downtown. Nor did  your car get hijacked, or you get robbed at an ATM machine, like you did in Eugene proper._youtalktoomuch__by_waluigi_prower-d5wd2h1.auto_wos20.giftinycar

“I already found out, a lot of these small businesses on this busy lane can’t afford to go anywhere else, they’re going to go out of business.” I ventured, as I had found that out. “Do you suppose they have a good multiple lawsuit against the city and the county for putting them out of business?” We were finally getting off of this very busy lane onto River Road, which was a relief.Futurama_emote_by_MenInASuitcase

Caroline gave me that nasty little small smile, which means she’s thinking up to no good, which is really not bad. “You bet,” she answered, “that is a wonderful civil suit, where you can milk the county and city for millions of bucks for putting you out of business!” She paused; “get a good attorney from California.”I answered, “I hope they have the moxie and the anger to get out there and do thatemoticon-transport-001.gifwobbltaxi.”fbf_project_entry_by_i_is_smart-d52vf6z“or,” she continued, “they could just wait a year or so, and then bomb the whole line, out of existence some very overcast night, and let the city and County handle that in their tourism guide website. THAT sounds better to me, as revenge is even better than money.””yes, I love revenge myself,” I replied, ” but that  is not going to help the businesses that are all getting made extinct by this major, illlegal criminal masterpiece. “_fuckthis__by_crakaemotesblack-car-emoticons-9.gifcryingcar

later that evening, I telephoned my sister in California, and told her how bad the mess was on those highways. She just chuckled.” Boy, Eugene sure hasn’t changed, hasn’t it?” She said. “They used to do the same shit years ago, when I lived there. Still screwing and fucking up the  entire local government, bunch of crooks running the town still! Nothing sure changes in Oregon, does it?” “I guess not,” I replied, “except that it’s gotten 1 million times worse. If that were possible.” “hard to believe that the people who run that town could get any worse,” she chuckled in return.Hit_me__3_by_MixedMilkChOcOlateblack-car-emoticons-4.gifiloveyou

but for the weather, there was plenty of change practically overnight. Suddenly we had 80 and 90° heat, there was a big heat wave, and all rains stopped.. The summer swept in, like a rampaging bull at a rural rodeo in Lane County, plenty of heat and plenty of sun. The overcast days were over as fast as the thunder and lightning storms we had gotten at night.5397.gifnusunblack-car-emoticons-9.gifcryingcar

If there were any way to change the local hard rule in Eugene and this county, I didn’t know what it was. It was the same crooked tiresome criminal local government, as when my mom and dad were alive and we were kids. I guess I shouldn’t have been surprised; people don’t change and little dictator rural towns don’t change either, unless something harder and more powerful forces them out.analprobewosautos119.gifpurplpimpcar

Even with all the Californians coming here, we still had plenty of bribery , ripe in the mayor’s office, it was just that this time it wasn’t the grass seed burning farmers bribing them, it was the new housing developers doing it. So maybe our local leaders and rulers had come up in the world.BIG TIME BRIBERY here was hoisting them up in the world. auto_wos6.giftwocars

And now we had major demolition and destruction of main arteries of traffic downtown, which would probably finish off any newcomers deciding to move here.they would take one look at the huge bumper-to-bumper gridlock traffic, the accidents between the EMX bus jammed into small traffic lanes versus the harried car drivers, and decide that this town was already too screwed up to move to, despite all the wonderful publicity of the local Chamber of Commerce._talkingtowall__by_darkmoon3636smferrari.giflilredcar

Nobody wants to move to the Pacific Northwest, and find themselves stuck in Los Angeles freeways again!auto12.giftinywhitecar

Come to think of it, how are all the businesses going to keep going, with that decidedly messed up transportation snafu? They already had too many traffic accidents on the freeways, because they were planned and built so badly. Maybe Mayor Kitty was doing us a favor, completely blocking all freeway and road systems, gridlocked and keeping anymore newcomers from outside from moving here!animeds!cid_135_2726780312@web161806_mail_bf1_yahoo

Could that be her plan all along? She too no longer wanted tons of Californians and people from back East, all moving here en masse and turning us literally into the most horrible city in California? So she was deliberately screwing up all the freeway systems, and all the major traffic lanes, creating havoc during rush hours? Could that be her subtle little plan all along? “OREGON FOR OREGONIANS!” The new litany from Mayor Meow?37.gif whitekitty

(HELLO, WORD PRESS! _fliptable__by_ledmaiden-d4o5qb0  YOUR WONDERFUL SOFTWARE CUT OFF THE REMAINDER OF MY _piranha_plant__by_darkmoon3636WRITING!  YOU MUST BE IN LOCAL GOVT. OFFICE HERE! –YOU BUNCH OF REPTILIAN AS=======, YOU! SNAKES IN THE DRY GRASS! _annoyance__by_darkmoon3636 I’M SO GLAD I’M NOT PAYING FOR THIS DAMNED BLOG, IT SHORE WOULDN’T BE WORTH IT.   ALL THAT CLEVER WRITING GOING UP IN SMOKE, I’M DAMNED IF I DRAG IT UP OVER AGAIN!zombie18.gif zombiechasghost

Let  me cut this off, before word press cuts me off again;_cannon_ we live in a bad little smog-heavywosautos130.gifpimpracecarsmferrari.giflilredcarDriving_school_by_Kath60210608.gifredhotrod wosautos127.gifpimpcarwosautos118.gifpimpgreencartraffic-gridlockwosautos121.gifredpimptruckwosautos1300.gifwhitepimpcarwosautos123.gifhorshedpimpcarcrooked-criminal-govt.. town,m1605.gifhorsekik and it ain’t gonna change5heo12.gifpigkimono Enough said; plusman_vs_spider_avatar_by_cookiemagik-d49in4l, this crappy word press can’t even function when you use it; have you looked at the confusing, crazy instructions?!  No wonder they lost the rest of this dumb Eugene OR episode!

Word Press must have been invented here; the way they take your words, and cut you off ,and no apologies! You sure Mayor Kitty_leosguard___edit__by_MrM4tty isn’t on your board of directors along with all the rest of you snakes? CRAP ON WORD PRESS,b;owupatomic I SHOULD HAVE USED BLOGGER, AT LEAST THEY DON’T LOSE BIG PIECES OF YOUR POST!Explosion_by_LedMaiden

THAT IS IT,_revenge___tard_Mona_Lisa_by_KimRaiFan i’m sick of accidental multiple pages of post,Cleaning_the_earth_by_hsn2555 so it never can be published!Word Press shits in the ocean as badly as stupid, honky, blue-faced snakes of Eugene, if i write again, word press, it’ll just be to send you notice off your headquarters to be bombed. I appreciate terrorism nowadays, maybe its the only thing that works with you beaurocractic corporations! WHAT ELSE gets your attention?anime_fight.gifgirlfight

Have a horrible, chasevulturestor17boiling-hot summer, Word Press,till the skin shrivels up on your body,and you get sun-heat-sickness, and you pass out!  You are such a great blog no one is  reading it, all the electric-fans are blowing out the circuits, there are’t any more!.No electric, no blogs!trainrunoversterb301.I commend Word Pressshooting-tank to the 7th level of Hell! And, yes, i’ll bet money they get there soon.–Hot enough for them!Laser_Gun_by_Argetlam_Br_01

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“UO proposes new ways to handle rape cases” – –IN EUGENE, OREGON

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“UO proposes new ways to handle rape cases” – –

(These solutions were proposed by the University of Oregon. Faculty, administration, and male frat houses of University, in the daily Emerald reported)

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– –(1.) ” Extend the rapes into murder. Rape cases solved!”

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(2.) “ban women from all campuses!”– – – –auto_wos2.gif bouncing car
(3.) “Change the law so that rape is no longer a crime!”(way best solution of all!)—–Swing_by_CookiemagiK
(4.) “only allow lesbian women at the University of Oregon;YUCK!!”—wosautos113.gif wild cars
(5.) “women not ALLOWED to go to colleges or universities anymore! switch to Muslim law.”—-Driving_school_by_Kath602
(6.) “propose an Annual OPEN Hunting season, for females,at University, so that rapists get a EQUAL CHANCE, and the rest of the kahsdad_by_jerikuto-d7f7w70year, females are illlegal for sport. Also, propose “hunting licenses.”sales would benefit the University.”– Bench_it___remake_by_CookiemagiK
(7..) “Force all those nasty uppity women, to transfer to women’s colleges.” —-  _blowing_tree__by_luckylinx
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(8.) “make law that all University women, cut hair very short, wear men’s clothing, no perfume, no makeup, no high heels, and only tweed jackets; conduct themselves exactly like men, and finally, get sex change operations. Problem solved!”
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(9.) “Get Pres. Obama, to declare women second-class citizens, and thus, no longer protected by any law.” (He’ll understand.)
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(10.) “Elect Hillary Clinton for president, women  all get so humiliated, they will quit all public life, education, and trying to become attorneys. No more female students.”  ——-Cupid__Bookend_by_Momma__G
(11.) “bring back the military draft, but only for young WOMEN, and no exceptions for college students.”—
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“We, the male members of the University of Oregon, propose that these solutions to rape at the University of Oregon, are absolutely justifiable and very, very workable.besides, WHO IS IT, who plays  football, anyhow?!  WE DO!!!”
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(Sandraminadotty, for education and universities everywhere, I guess those guys have finally solved the problem of rape on campus!)
:)  – – in Eugene, Oregon, home of the University of Oregon, that liberal bastion of equality!)
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“MISERABLE SINUS INFECTION, MY DOCTOR AT PEACE HEALTH DOES NOT EXIST!!!–AS USUAL, IN EUGENE, OREGON”

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“MISERABLE SINUS INFECTION, MY DOCTOR AT PEACE HEALTH DOES NOT EXIST!!!–AS USUAL, IN EUGENE, OREGON”.