(summer as expressed by local artist)

Carolyn is watching me fiddle around on the computer, trying to find those pirates I used to associate with. “Why are you trying to find those pirates now?” Said Carolyn, doubtfully. “I’m going to try and find them, to ask them especially to loose hideous computer viruses on all the websites of Frigidaire company.” “Don’t do that, you’ll just get in trouble!” Replied Carolyn. “I’m not going to do it myself,” I answered, “I’m going to ask them to do it for me. Do you know that you can even find ads that say, hackers will hack anything you want to hack into,, if you pay them?”_moneyshower__by_ledmaiden-d2yeadp

“HOW was I to know, you can no longer buy ANY APPLIANCE now, without consulting consumer research? and Consumer Reports?And online reviews? Cause otherwise, you get ROTTEN-DUD-AMERICAN?”7850giffridge

“Can’t they fix your new fridge?”asked Carolyn. Said I, “Well, they don’t WANT TO FIX IT.   I am never paying the entire cost for a new fridge again; next time, slow monthly payments.AT the same time, my expensive $70. garbage can from Cost-co, is leaking all over my kitchen floor; it failed to open its lid,and now its sprung a leak, and can’t even hold a plastic bag without leaking.WHY DO  ALL THE EXPENSIVE  APPLIANCES FAIL, JUST LIKE THE CHEAP ONES? ARE THEY all made exactly the same?” I yelled.  “WHY DO I BOTHER   EVEN BUYING A NEW FRIDGE NOW? The old ones are just as good  as the new ones, maybe better!”icecreamcone

At the same time I am trying to relate my appliance woes, the city of Eugene tore down the City Hall while building a new one  that costs millions the city does not have.Democrats, aren’t you ashamed to be part of this Oregon liberal money-wasting county,Lane, and city, Eugene, when you purport to be “the friend of the working man”?stupid

If these are friends, we don’t need enemies! (CUE  LARGE BROWN-RECLUSE SPIDER hanging in the wings.)spidey

And, Mrs. Clinton is giving me tons of robot-phonephonecall2phonecall2phonecall2phonecall2phonecall2phonecall2phonecall2phonecall2calls several times a day;(yeah, me too) why not,she’s got the millions of China, Arabia, and any other country she can sell us out to. Before you shake your head in disbelief , remind yourself that Mrs. Clinton is VERY AMBITIOUS; she wants to be president like most of us just want to breathe air every day. NECESSARY .Why not? She only sold out her country for it. Anyone ever wonder why these people don’t ever have a bullet with their name on?PHOTOHILLARYMTE4MDAzNDEwMDU4NTc3NDIyphonecall2

Sometimes they do. –Unless they kill all of their enemies FIRST. Just remember that in the insect world, the female is often more deadly. Nobody remembers Mrs. McBeth, I suppose.—Another great Black Widow spider of history. Just cause we females don’t use guns and ammo to kill, doesn’t mean we don’t murder too. We just remember to smile and wear0008 lipstick while we do it.awfullotofrunningplz

“‘Now I know WHY everyone is eitherweed puffing pot,smokingor snorting (??) meth.amazing_by_bgai-d98e0gfIt’s the “Moscow Syndrome”; your country,services, safety nets, even food and products are on a swift slide into Hell.bill_cipher_emoticon_by_krackat_emoticon-d9azjfo You NEED TO PUT UP WITH IT, cause you cannot escape it.drunkDrugs,drinking booze,ect.—anything that gets out OUT OF REALITY.”

Generally, we’re describing the descent of a large society into Chaos also. It’s not just me;1303945328_comiss__blue_tiger_by_kath602-d3eoj3z its not just Oregon,it is the whole damn stupid jerk country. I saw a documentary recently,118.gif pandaseestv by the English  group against Britain remaining in the EU; basically, their country and Europe is like the USA. The voters and taxpayers have completely lost control over their govts. and their functions. Everything is gone out of their control! The EU even has control over Britain’s military.–Not the Brits. No wonder they wantthe_pride_to_be_part_of_something_bigger_by_tantetabata-d61j8k1 out, it’s not even their nation any more.crazy_emotes_by_etalocohcklimdexim Remind you of any Northamerican country?   YAAASSS?.Glomp_Avalanche_by_Jeddy_X

But, still at a Liliputian level, my damn fridge and kitchen garbage- can, STILL should shuffle along, working, just so we citizenscubiclessmiley-chores015 don’t slide into jungle-anarchy_disembowel__by_Waluigi_Prower before the govt.s. collapse. Or, according to sociology, maybe it ALL happens  at once.hysterical (shudder.) Probably.

Basically, my fridge is junk; my garbage can  leaks!bounce_by_krissi001-d6oakez I am OLD, and for once, I am GLAD to be old.burnyouupstor02 Our govt. is a joke, everyone is BANKRUPT except the  rich and powerful( (both political party heads, and the jerk in the Once-White House (once- Oval- Office now “free-form”.)


ONLY BLACK LIVES MATTER, NOT ANYONE  ELSE’S, SUCH AS THE POLICE WHO PROTECT US.” (would you want to be young again, and put up with this crap?!)_talkingtowall__by_darkmoon3636

Not me! I am going to leave not too long hence,_granny__rewamp_by_MenInASuitcase & I refuse to come back to this planet, and this species. I don’t care how good the fridges are,I am not being “homo sapiens” again. It sucks on a creature-level even disgusts  black widow spiders.guns008_2vote05052.gif cowboy

Flies for dinner, heroesflyingthroughtheair!cid_20130424025215_13092maild0@gmxcompared to rotten fridge-food, leaking garbage, and rioting-garbage?pounceglompplz Hey, I’ll take THAT next time! YOU BETCHA!  I would much rather SPIN TO CATCH FRESH DINNER, super_smash_emotes_by_ville10-d38ms5rthan eat bad, defrosted  gook!happycroatiaflag1warjeepdiejeeplaser

(Sandraminadotty, blackest of black widows,02a1e0d2b2fc64a0bf486b44aa1577d8-d53aqht and watch out for my BITE! 🙂 getting-stoned  )   🙂


About WhatToDoWhileThePlanetDies

Eugene,Oregon,home of the U. of Oregon,is a dissolute,gay,hippie,broke, jobless, crime and drug-ridden courupt little no-account town, bulging with fleeing Californicators, who have pushed the natives out,done to Oregon what they did to cali; trashed it. the horrible grid-lock traffic, smog,bad freeways full of accidents have turned it into decayed Detroit.Everyone is broke, there are no jobs,it's left-wing extreme-fanatic crazy, and there are constant political conflicts.Oppression and stifiling city hall crooks fleece the citizens of taxes, it;s the Macon Georgia of the pacific northwest.Anyone who can, leaves.Landowners can't sell, they're stuck.Even the Nazi party would call it Hell.Willamette Valley has the worst pollen,smog,allergies, in the world.Nature and Man are out to get you here, welcome to Oregon!The trash-heap of the United States!

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