(summer as expressed by local artist)
Carolyn is watching me fiddle around on the computer, trying to find those pirates I used to associate with. “Why are you trying to find those pirates now?” Said Carolyn, doubtfully. “I’m going to try and find them, to ask them especially to loose hideous computer viruses on all the websites of Frigidaire company.” “Don’t do that, you’ll just get in trouble!” Replied Carolyn. “I’m not going to do it myself,” I answered, “I’m going to ask them to do it for me. Do you know that you can even find ads that say, hackers will hack anything you want to hack into,, if you pay them?”
“Can’t they fix your new fridge?”asked Carolyn. Said I, “Well, they don’t WANT TO FIX IT. I am never paying the entire cost for a new fridge again; next time, slow monthly payments.AT the same time, my expensive $70. garbage can from Cost-co, is leaking all over my kitchen floor; it failed to open its lid,and now its sprung a leak, and can’t even hold a plastic bag without leaking.WHY DO ALL THE EXPENSIVE APPLIANCES FAIL, JUST LIKE THE CHEAP ONES? ARE THEY all made exactly the same?” I yelled. “WHY DO I BOTHER EVEN BUYING A NEW FRIDGE NOW? The old ones are just as good as the new ones, maybe better!”
At the same time I am trying to relate my appliance woes, the city of Eugene tore down the City Hall while building a new one that costs millions the city does not have.Democrats, aren’t you ashamed to be part of this Oregon liberal money-wasting county,Lane, and city, Eugene, when you purport to be “the friend of the working man”?
And, Mrs. Clinton is giving me tons of robot-phonecalls several times a day;(yeah, me too) why not,she’s got the millions of China, Arabia, and any other country she can sell us out to. Before you shake your head in disbelief , remind yourself that Mrs. Clinton is VERY AMBITIOUS; she wants to be president like most of us just want to breathe air every day. NECESSARY .Why not? She only sold out her country for it. Anyone ever wonder why these people don’t ever have a bullet with their name on?
Sometimes they do. –Unless they kill all of their enemies FIRST. Just remember that in the insect world, the female is often more deadly. Nobody remembers Mrs. McBeth, I suppose.—Another great Black Widow spider of history. Just cause we females don’t use guns and ammo to kill, doesn’t mean we don’t murder too. We just remember to smile and wear lipstick while we do it.
“‘Now I know WHY everyone is either puffing pot,or snorting (??) meth.It’s the “Moscow Syndrome”; your country,services, safety nets, even food and products are on a swift slide into Hell. You NEED TO PUT UP WITH IT, cause you cannot escape it.Drugs, booze,ect.—anything that gets out OUT OF REALITY.”
Generally, we’re describing the descent of a large society into Chaos also. It’s not just me; its not just Oregon,it is the whole damn stupid jerk country. I saw a documentary recently, by the English group against Britain remaining in the EU; basically, their country and Europe is like the USA. The voters and taxpayers have completely lost control over their govts. and their functions. Everything is gone out of their control! The EU even has control over Britain’s military.–Not the Brits. No wonder they want out, it’s not even their nation any more. Remind you of any Northamerican country? YAAASSS?.
But, still at a Liliputian level, my damn fridge and kitchen garbage- can, STILL should shuffle along, working, just so we citizens don’t slide into jungle-anarchy before the govt.s. collapse. Or, according to sociology, maybe it ALL happens at once. (shudder.) Probably.
Basically, my fridge is junk; my garbage can leaks! I am OLD, and for once, I am GLAD to be old. Our govt. is a joke, everyone is BANKRUPT except the rich and powerful( (both political party heads, and the jerk in the Once-White House (once- Oval- Office now “free-form”.)
Not me! I am going to leave not too long hence, & I refuse to come back to this planet, and this species. I don’t care how good the fridges are,I am not being “homo sapiens” again. It sucks on a creature-level even disgusts black widow spiders.
Flies for dinner, compared to rotten fridge-food, leaking garbage, and rioting-garbage? Hey, I’ll take THAT next time! YOU BETCHA! I would much rather SPIN TO CATCH FRESH DINNER, than eat bad, defrosted gook!