“I CALL ABBY’S PIZZA, IN EUGENE, AND GET BUSTED BY THE CARB-AND-GLUTEN POLICE!!! arrrgh!! —IN EUGENE, OREGON, USA”

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Caroline and I were bored stiff with our wonderful, healthy weight-loss diets, and we went crazy, a late night; I got on the phone and ordered that excellent ABBY’S PIZZA. (They have several places around, but they are an Oregon only pizza business–and their pizza is GOOD.I love both crusts, the thin and the Chicago deep dish.)

Unknown to us, we were being stalked and  invisibley spyed on, not by the NSA, CIA, OR FBI, but by the local Eugene,Lane County and Oregon “Carb-and-Gluten Police”.”What’s that noise?” asked Caroline, suddenly;”Iws the delivery guy coming around your back door?”  “No, “I replied,” They never come in the back door!!ARE WE GETTING BURGLED–AGAIN??”

(TO BE CONTINUED, CAUSE MY CAT IS FREAKING, like a kid, and i think the real pizza is coming again, s’cuse me, readers)  🙂  …….

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About WhatToDoWhileThePlanetDies

Eugene,Oregon,home of the U. of Oregon,is a dissolute,gay,hippie,broke, jobless, crime and drug-ridden courupt little no-account town, bulging with fleeing Californicators, who have pushed the natives out,done to Oregon what they did to cali; trashed it. the horrible grid-lock traffic, smog,bad freeways full of accidents have turned it into decayed Detroit.Everyone is broke, there are no jobs,it's left-wing extreme-fanatic crazy, and there are constant political conflicts.Oppression and stifiling city hall crooks fleece the citizens of taxes, it;s the Macon Georgia of the pacific northwest.Anyone who can, leaves.Landowners can't sell, they're stuck.Even the Nazi party would call it Hell.Willamette Valley has the worst pollen,smog,allergies, in the world.Nature and Man are out to get you here, welcome to Oregon!The trash-heap of the United States!

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