(old screen-saver by dead oregon artist)
Caroline and I were bored stiff with our wonderful, healthy weight-loss diets, and we went crazy, a late night; I got on the phone and ordered that excellent ABBY’S PIZZA. (They have several places around, but they are an Oregon only pizza business–and their pizza is GOOD.I love both crusts, the thin and the Chicago deep dish.)
Unknown to us, we were being stalked and invisibley spyed on, not by the NSA, CIA, OR FBI, but by the local Eugene,Lane County and Oregon “Carb-and-Gluten Police”.”What’s that noise?” asked Caroline, suddenly;”Iws the delivery guy coming around your back door?” “No, “I replied,” They never come in the back door!!ARE WE GETTING BURGLED–AGAIN??”
(TO BE CONTINUED, CAUSE MY CAT IS FREAKING, like a kid, and i think the real pizza is coming again, s’cuse me, readers) 🙂 …….