(badly done art by college student, on Bill Gates federal aid, not a legal citizen, who cares?)

As I was saying,_blowing_tree__by_luckylinx until I was rudely interrupted by reality, I couldn’t find out this question, which is why I am asking all you intrepid readers. (We hope you’re out there anyhow.) Now, my friend Carolyn is still working. She’s in her 60s, she has to, Social Security will give her practically nothing. And, she missed that footnote in history called, “figure out how to get a good stockbroker,and invest in very foreign (i.e., OIL) non-volatile stocks.”mangapunksai

instead, she got dumped by her husband, and now she’s making a pitiful wage, and she never learned that very important lesson that all women have to learn. “If you get married, do all that surrenderstuff for many years,and he dumps you finally, get a good attorney and make sure you get plenty of EVERYTHING.” That’s because Carolyn is a NICE woman.boogie

Let’s face it, “Dynasty” – material she’s not.  glomp

Now, she is getting SOME kind of medical insurance, but she was just recently told she has to have surgery, on a benign growth. They told her “it will cost you $4,000, your insurance won’t pay for it.” And she answered ,batty “I don’t HAVE $4,000!” they replied, “okay, you can make it in very large payments .” – – Which she is now stuck with.she’s planning to hit church – charity  – dinners, that go to the  homeless. She’s also going to try and get to be eligible for food pantries.stinkeye

Good luck, Carolyn._crying__rvmp_by_bad_blood_crying__rvmp_by_bad_bloodYou’re in that very “delicate” condition; _BRB__by_Axel_iixvyou WORK for a living, which is pretty rare in LANE COUNTY, and Eugene. since she doesn’t make very much money, I started to wonder:

“HOW COME the “Affordable Care Act” is not helping?”YO_WAKE_UP_by_de_Mote

“I don’t get this,” I posited to Carolyn, who was having a cup of very cheap tea. ” how come the affordable care act is not helping you with that surgery cost?” Carolyn looked at me as if I were stupid. (That’s debatable.) “Because.disbelief…”

–She whispered in my ear, “I am WORKING FOR a living!”I_Run___with_BOOKS_by_AutumnOwl

“THE TRUTH HURTS, GENTLE READER.”_mypeeyourpleasure__by_GuyFlash

I was shocked; “wait a minute!”stupidme2 I gasped. “You are LOW INCOME!!I don’t get this! Isn’t the affordable care act supposed to help people like YOU? The dispossessed, dumped, very low income, working divorcee?you even have a kid! Well, a teenager,they’re not human scared086– –”. “I have a list,” said Carolyn calmly,” which I made after a great deal of Internet, web, and alternative BS investigation, and I found out who the affordable care act is actually helping.” I looked at it._vulcan__REVISED_by_GreenStarrySkies

Gentle reader, here it is:

(1.) Every member of Congress, Senate,heart2_by_amazinadrielle-d7d8xoc or  who has a  very plush and nice salary, who works in the White House or in federal government.

(2.) Every member of the wealthy Trump family.sparklysueplz— includes Ivana & Ivanka and pets.

(3.) Everybody who vacations in Palm Beach and Hyannisport.lilboxofrainbows52ee3039987cbb012a4124a751b7988e-d3hrfog

(4.)everybody who is in prison. abandon_all_hope_sign_by_sanguineepitaph-d36w8mi

(5.) And this is the biggie; everybody who is NOT WORKING. crazysoloplz– – Getting money some other way, but not work.(?)

(6.)  I said; “are you sure of these facts?you are working, are you not?” She answered, “I try!”Chemist_emoticon And then I looked at her next-door neighbor, with five or six or eight kids; “is she still on the Dole?”ihavecaekplz I  pointed to her next-door neighbor. Carolyn answered in the affirmative, I pointed out that the other next-door neighbor, behind her, didn’t even speak English, and THEY were getting the affordable care act!(???) headache

(7.) “I also happen to know”, said Carolyn, “,that wealthy Manhattanites,clap2 in NYC who are getting that low-cost, fixed rate, cheapo apartments, erroneously, also, in my research happen to get the affordable care act.BLOOMBERG is getting the affordable care act! foreign diplomats are getting the affordable care act! Their old retired relatives, who are getting Social Security here, also erroneously, are getting the affordable care act and Medicare! Everybody is getting it, EXCEPT ME!” and she commenced sobbing .  it was time for vodka again.  boogie

(8.) Gentle reader, I forgot to list the most important people of all, who are really getting the affordable care act: all the insurance companies, and president Obama. bonklers _smooch__revamp_by_web5ter-d4lxjom (1)Angel_vs__Devil_by_Droneguard Skipping_rope_by_brgttlaplayplzreachforthestarsplz

(9.) Are YOU biggrin getting the affordable care act? Are you working or not?  going to school? your family in the Fortune 500?  you a citizen? Do you even live in the United States?are you a Republican, with a big fat trust fund? Are you a Democrat, ditto? Or, are you Gov. Kitzhaber? Are you his “questionable spouse – who he knows nothing about?”are you a civil servant, which automatically makes you eligible for the affordable care act? Especially in Oregon.

_blowing_tree__by_luckylinxAFFORDABLE CARE ACT POLL:_blowing_tree__by_luckylinx

_grumpcat__by_synfull-d4uph2mARE YOU GETTING IT?–OR NOT?_crying__rvmp_by_bad_blood


llama_superOR, NOT WORKING?_bored__by_royaba-d3307fk

betterphotographerWE WANT TO KNOW!! NOW!! HERE!!2cheerdance TODAY!!2facepalm YEAH. #2frankenstein

#2maracasdanceplease use the handy-dandy comment machinery, at the bottom of the page, or where ever it is,diesofhappiness

backand orthandbackand forth stor09and let us know, just where you fit in or where you don’t!goodgothicguitarist

funsupermarketcartand if you’re a billionaire or that from family, or you have a nice that trust fund or you are in Congress 3or4thhitler or the Senate, tell us anyway,againjasonkills

gangstershotguncost02just don’t leave your real name. That’s fair. THANK YOU!raindanceplz

(Sandraminadottypancakeglompplz, in Oregon, going broke,love Angel!cid_20130424020056_13093maild0@gmx and wondering just WHOlipsglued is getting it, anyhow?!) raining_day_by_MenInASuitcase: (           through_the_window_by_kinnisonarc-d4irosv_blowing_tree__by_luckylinxfree_avvie__pirates_or_ninjas_by_snowshi-d4md7ea


About WhatToDoWhileThePlanetDies

Eugene,Oregon,home of the U. of Oregon,is a dissolute,gay,hippie,broke, jobless, crime and drug-ridden courupt little no-account town, bulging with fleeing Californicators, who have pushed the natives out,done to Oregon what they did to cali; trashed it. the horrible grid-lock traffic, smog,bad freeways full of accidents have turned it into decayed Detroit.Everyone is broke, there are no jobs,it's left-wing extreme-fanatic crazy, and there are constant political conflicts.Oppression and stifiling city hall crooks fleece the citizens of taxes, it;s the Macon Georgia of the pacific northwest.Anyone who can, leaves.Landowners can't sell, they're stuck.Even the Nazi party would call it Hell.Willamette Valley has the worst pollen,smog,allergies, in the world.Nature and Man are out to get you here, welcome to Oregon!The trash-heap of the United States!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s