“CELEBRATE MEMORIAL DAY!! BITCH ABOUT RELATIVES & employees who dump their responsibilities on you!!”–in Eugene, Oregon.

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If there is one thing to do on memorial Day, besides celebrating your country’s right to keep throwing it’s citizen-soldiers into repetitive foreign wars,  its your right to bitch about the following:

EMPLOYEES OF CIVIL SERVICE, COUNTY,STATE, & FED. WHO DON’T HAVE TO DO THEIR JOBS, AND DUMP IT ON THEIR CLIENTS, you, the tax-payer.:

AND RELATIVES WHO SHARE FAMILY-BUSINESS WITH YOU, AND REFUSE TO DO THEIR PART OF IT, DUMPING IT ON YOU, the fuming relative who has to share their bad, because you are legally both stuck in “family business.”:

These two classifications of irresponsible ass-holes are whom we are going to bitch about, today, because, frankly,  we can’t control or influence either of them or make them do their jobs.,No one can make them do their jobs, unless by some miracle you can get them fired.—and the only way to fire an irresponsible ass-hole relative, is to put a curse on them, and then hire a hit-man. Most of us don’t have that choice.

Even harder to get rid of, fire, or kill, is what my neighbor is stuck with; a home-care worker from Senior & Disabled, of Lane County, who works for the state and Lane County,& keeps taking multiple days off, while insisting she still gets paid for it.’Yes, sounds rediculous. doesn’t it? Ask my old neighbor, who is very dependent on her worker, and watches her go on vacation, while she is collecting her checks, and there is nothing she can do about it.It is the way Lane County social services works.

WHY?   BECAUSE IT’S CIVIL SERVICE,Even though the worker gets paid peanuts. she has a very dependent client, who doesn’t complain; there’s no help for it.The home-care workers do it, and thumb their noses.,So Carolyn and I go over to her place, help her out, and take up the slack.

We like our old neighbor, and hate to see hr stuck without help(again) because her home-care-worker is so head-strong, impossible to control, and refuses to let anyone stop her from doing anything, She hates working for a living, so she dumps the clients as much AS SHE CAN. Enough said.  Taking days off from work is par for the course, she still gets paid for them & you can’t stop her. She’s an ex-drug addict, and she still does whatever  she wants to do.

Hard habit to break, when you’re off the drugs, and still want complete freedom. 

This is the state of the American worker; they want a job, but they hate to work.It disturbs their personal life.Work interupts their many incoming cell-phone calls from their kids, their personal business,  their ex-husbands, and their Mah-Jong game players; it gets in their way.They get paid a low wage any way, they owe thousands in debt. , so they don’t really make good employees; they have too much personal business that gets interupted  with work..

 If they can get their client or boss to fire them, they get unemployment, which is more than they make on the job.,So heck, get the  client or boss to fire you, hon!!

The best  way to avoid this home-care worker is; don’t get  old;don’t get disabled, and be sure to get nice & rich. Have very high quality insurance, not Medicare or Medicaid. DON’T GET GOVT. INSURANCE!! it leads you straight to civil service workers.  If all else fails, you can opt for an early death. 

No. 2. on our list:SHARING FAMILY BUSINESS WITH A FAMILY MEMBER WHO IS TOO BUSY TO HANDLE THEIR SIDE OF IT: That puts their part of the responsibility on you.However, this is MOOT. If their part of the business, only effects THEM, THIS ONE IS EASIER; LET IT GO TO HELL.  LET THEIR PIECE OF THE PROPERTY JUST GET NEGLECTED, THE WAY THEY  WANT.

If it results in later, their problem gets their part of the property becomes impossible  to sell,  what’s it to you?  Why are you worrying about a brother or sister who stays separate, and too busy to protect or sell, manage the property, just forget they are related to you. THEY ALREADY HAVE!! JUST return the favor!! Especially when you are getting bent out of shape about it!!  Get drunk, take sleeping pills, take dope, heroin or/and thorizine!   

STOP TRYING TO SAVE THE FAMILY BIZ-MESS!! STOP TRYING TO CONTROL ANYTHING!!  LET IT ALL GO TO GOD DAMNED HELL!!!  LET THE WHOLE THING SLIDE!!—RIGHT INTO THE SAN ANDREAS FAULT!!

Give these solutions to the above problems a chance!  Take a class in stand-up comedy, and guest on radio station 1450 all comedy,station, Eugene Oregon, Find Benjy!! HAVE FUN!! DRINK FLAVORED VODKA RIGHT ON THE AIR!! GET SOUSED WITH YOUR HOSTS, AND PLAY STRIP-POKER, AS YOU TAKE CALL-INS FROM LISTENERS!! LAUGH AND GET TIGHT!!  LOSE CONTROL!!

THAT is the real solution to the above problems; get over it, and admit you have no control over these people!  they are narcissists and their world only revolves around them!! you cannot control drug-addict civil-service workers; you have no control over self-absorbed,  idiot relatives!!

The 2 situations WANT TO GO TO HELL; LET THEM. IF YOU GET TOO ANXIOUS. BUY A RIFLE, AMMO, TAKE THE RELATIVE AS HOSTAGE, AND WHILE YOU ARE WAITING FOR THE COPS, SHOOT  THEIR TOES OFF ONE AT A TIME. TURN THE CIVIL-SERVICE WORKER IN FOR DRUG-SMUGGLING TO THE COPS, PLANT THEM  ON HER IF NECESSARY. 

AND if the construction next door, is shaking your house, fire-bomb the whole lot tonight. Don’t miss any workers on the work-site; bring a few grenades. 

That is how you settle abuses on you, in Eugene, Oregon. Blow them up and forget them. You can get plenty of rest in prison.  And why worry about Eugene? Or anyone in Eugene? They don’t worry about YOU. They are too busy abusing your rest, peace, ignoring their jobs, and still getting paid for them. And dumping their shaking tractors vibration on your house all day long! Nights are for dynamite. Dy-No-Mite!!yahhh-ha!!!

You’ll never feel sorry for anything you do, again. That’s the Eugene Way!!   🙂

(Sandramina, in Eugene, OR, taking lots of barbituants, and blowing things up by moon light.Oh, ans refusing to take any responsibility for it!  THE EUGENE WAY!!)   🙂   

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About WhatToDoWhileThePlanetDies

Eugene,Oregon,home of the U. of Oregon,is a dissolute,gay,hippie,broke, jobless, crime and drug-ridden courupt little no-account town, bulging with fleeing Californicators, who have pushed the natives out,done to Oregon what they did to cali; trashed it. the horrible grid-lock traffic, smog,bad freeways full of accidents have turned it into decayed Detroit.Everyone is broke, there are no jobs,it's left-wing extreme-fanatic crazy, and there are constant political conflicts.Oppression and stifiling city hall crooks fleece the citizens of taxes, it;s the Macon Georgia of the pacific northwest.Anyone who can, leaves.Landowners can't sell, they're stuck.Even the Nazi party would call it Hell.Willamette Valley has the worst pollen,smog,allergies, in the world.Nature and Man are out to get you here, welcome to Oregon!The trash-heap of the United States!

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